Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................32972 / 48
38) cakin ....................................28319 / 19
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
64) Assimilator1 ......................19905 / 23
66) conjur..................................19013 / 21
67) Sammael ...........................18923 / 80
69) jatwell .................................18620 / 43
The Great 10K CountDown:
114)The Wildnet Team..............9805 / 4
115)Steell ....................................9625 / 17
119)Marrkks.................................9064 / 4
121)Adam Zucker ......................8759 / 0
123)Dewey ..................................8455 / 3
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................20152 / 56 (2827)
MoFunk ...............................18143 / 63 (2509)
CraigRT ..............................31151 / 44 (2382)
soni .....................................48760 / 28 (2284)
JonB .....................................6755 / 18 (1675)
5000 WU Queue Buster:
zodder ..................................40879 / 105 (4752)
Pazoo ..................................45543 / 90 (4233)
jatwell ..................................18620 / 43 (2572)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
EvilWobbles ........................26273 / 34 (2746)
WayneS ................................25597 / 1 (1958)
OhioDude ............................26571 / 45 (1956)
Mighty Micron .......................17983 / 38 (1681)
2500 WU Packet Crapper:
adeno ...................................2207 / 36 (716)
Panhead49 ........................13333 / 54 (651) :Q
Ammocan ...........................18197 / 19 (612)
Poopaskoopa ....................23474 / 21 (531)
Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000:
BigFatCow .........................6501 / 0 (160)
Basilisk420 ......................17020 / 61 (147) :Q
Spacehead ........................4507 / 9 (144)
lobadobadingdong ..........2003 / 12 (124)
Shimmishim .....................1295 / 14 (121)
Ameesh .............................2179 / 4 (39)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
AstIsis ................................2542 / 16 (1840)
Wiz ...................................13103 / 29 (1808)
gistech1978 .....................4497 / 10 (1639)
serialb .............................10056 / 11 (1501)
1500 WU Power Pack Packet Pounder:
Tarca .................................26241 / 13 (192)
Networkman .....................29165 / 19 (191)
teriba ..................................8440 / 12 (188)
cismaxz ...............................2014 / 12 (160)
Fingers ...............................6642 / 12 (157)
DDad ..................................5707 / 0 (88)
Neurodog ...........................5591 / 2 (37)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........2003 / 12 (511)
ManWithPlan .....................2162 / 8 (395)
Pyxis ....................................6476 / 2 (367)
BobTheWizard ..................1930 / 4 (313)
GasPath2 ...........................4901 / 7 (250)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
JustStarting .......................4739 / 6 (675)
SWScorch ..........................3608 / 4 (428)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................104723 / 234
4) LastKnight ......................88903 / 183
6) Smokeball ......................83160 / 170
9) IsOs .................................65490 / 0
11) The Federation ..............57052 / 61
20) Rebel Alliance ...............44372 / 88
21) Crazee ............................44294 / 94
25) wirelessenabled ...........39511 / 54
28) m2kewl ...........................36199 / 33
30) LANMAN..........................35028 / 1
31) Ben98SentraSE ............34536 / 3
49) SoulAssassin ................24969 / 24
55) Swanny ...........................23034 / 23
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...............20855 / 50
87) Minendo ..........................13825 / 15
104)British Bulldog Racers ..11300 / 4
108)neovan .............................10549 / 0
139)Dazmite ............................7139 / 17
143)Evadman ..........................6832 / 4
193)sukhoi ...............................5153 / 5
200)ys ........................................4958 / 2
350)TheEvil1 .............................2426 / 6
389)Lithium381 .......................2140 / 0
515)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1404 / 0
554)SoggySocks ......................1229 / 9
565)JetsFanatic ........................1188 / 2
597)titanmiller ............................1074 / 4
650)Christof ...............................907 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 6/13:
TeAm Smokeball - 83000 (83160)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 57000 (57052)
Office Boy - 46000 (46057)
Conjur - 19000 (19013)
basilisk420 - 17000 (17020)
BMdoobieW - 8000 (8013)
RJSDesign - 3000 (3003)
Valhrue - 2500 (2504)
lobadobadingdong - 2000 (2003)
Marabyte - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
paf007 - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/12/03
serialb - The Great 10K CountDown - 6/11/03
Reagan CRW - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/10/03
Poopaskoopa - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/07/03
cakin - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 6/03/2003
SoggySocks - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/31/2003
Rebel Alliance - 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby - 5/31/2003
m2kewl - 2000 WU Bump and Dump - 5/29/2003
Minendo - 2000 WU Bump and Dump - 5/28/2003
LiveLongAndProsper - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/27/2003
Toft / Vold - DK - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/25/2003
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At approximately 00:18 EST (5:18 AM GMT), the Berkeley perimeter multi-phasic shield generator took a direct hit from a muon cannon fired by a marauding band of Norsican pirates who had just hyper-jumped from the Oompoolian system located in the Nanodon sector in the far reaches of the Andromeda galaxy. A follow up burst from their inverse plasma nematatode light gun took out Berkeley's multi-redundant workunit collector array resulting in a sudden reverse field polarity shift neutrino wave that backwashed through the collector stem and fried the packet deceleration chamber injection pre-filter gamma trap. :Q
Fortunately, the ever watchful and alert Colonel David P. Anderson ordered an immediate shutdown of the packet stabilizer manifold controllers avoiding any major damage to the intricate wave analysis destructor/constructor mechanisms. The Colonel then ordered return fire from the multi-particle hydrogen fusion pulse phasers and launched an Avenger beta-block tachyon guided ion implosion missle that locked on to the toxic gases seeping from the Norsican battle cruiser's waste port. That spelled the end of any more Norsican chicanery, but unfortunately Berkeley's workunit intake pre-fire arms had already been damaged by the Norsican's ambush.
Take heart though, because Berkeley engineers have been working hard to fix the problem and have already re-primed the accelerator guide pumps and masticulated the pneumatic phase shift depletor probes so it's only a matter of time before Colonel Anderson's crew has the Berkeley machinery back in tip-top shape.
I just wanted to fill people in in case they were wondering why Berkeley wasn't acceping completed wu's for a while this morning...

Advancements among racers on 6/13 include sukhoi up 1 to 193, titanmiller up 1 to 597.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................32972 / 48
38) cakin ....................................28319 / 19
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
64) Assimilator1 ......................19905 / 23
66) conjur..................................19013 / 21
67) Sammael ...........................18923 / 80
69) jatwell .................................18620 / 43
The Great 10K CountDown:
114)The Wildnet Team..............9805 / 4
115)Steell ....................................9625 / 17
119)Marrkks.................................9064 / 4
121)Adam Zucker ......................8759 / 0
123)Dewey ..................................8455 / 3
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................20152 / 56 (2827)
MoFunk ...............................18143 / 63 (2509)
CraigRT ..............................31151 / 44 (2382)
soni .....................................48760 / 28 (2284)
JonB .....................................6755 / 18 (1675)
5000 WU Queue Buster:
zodder ..................................40879 / 105 (4752)
Pazoo ..................................45543 / 90 (4233)
jatwell ..................................18620 / 43 (2572)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
EvilWobbles ........................26273 / 34 (2746)
WayneS ................................25597 / 1 (1958)
OhioDude ............................26571 / 45 (1956)
Mighty Micron .......................17983 / 38 (1681)
2500 WU Packet Crapper:
adeno ...................................2207 / 36 (716)
Panhead49 ........................13333 / 54 (651) :Q
Ammocan ...........................18197 / 19 (612)
Poopaskoopa ....................23474 / 21 (531)
Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000:
BigFatCow .........................6501 / 0 (160)
Basilisk420 ......................17020 / 61 (147) :Q
Spacehead ........................4507 / 9 (144)
lobadobadingdong ..........2003 / 12 (124)
Shimmishim .....................1295 / 14 (121)
Ameesh .............................2179 / 4 (39)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
AstIsis ................................2542 / 16 (1840)
Wiz ...................................13103 / 29 (1808)
gistech1978 .....................4497 / 10 (1639)
serialb .............................10056 / 11 (1501)
1500 WU Power Pack Packet Pounder:
Tarca .................................26241 / 13 (192)
Networkman .....................29165 / 19 (191)
teriba ..................................8440 / 12 (188)
cismaxz ...............................2014 / 12 (160)
Fingers ...............................6642 / 12 (157)
DDad ..................................5707 / 0 (88)
Neurodog ...........................5591 / 2 (37)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........2003 / 12 (511)
ManWithPlan .....................2162 / 8 (395)
Pyxis ....................................6476 / 2 (367)
BobTheWizard ..................1930 / 4 (313)
GasPath2 ...........................4901 / 7 (250)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
JustStarting .......................4739 / 6 (675)
SWScorch ..........................3608 / 4 (428)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................104723 / 234
4) LastKnight ......................88903 / 183
6) Smokeball ......................83160 / 170
9) IsOs .................................65490 / 0
11) The Federation ..............57052 / 61
20) Rebel Alliance ...............44372 / 88
21) Crazee ............................44294 / 94
25) wirelessenabled ...........39511 / 54
28) m2kewl ...........................36199 / 33
30) LANMAN..........................35028 / 1
31) Ben98SentraSE ............34536 / 3
49) SoulAssassin ................24969 / 24
55) Swanny ...........................23034 / 23
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...............20855 / 50
87) Minendo ..........................13825 / 15
104)British Bulldog Racers ..11300 / 4
108)neovan .............................10549 / 0
139)Dazmite ............................7139 / 17
143)Evadman ..........................6832 / 4
193)sukhoi ...............................5153 / 5
200)ys ........................................4958 / 2
350)TheEvil1 .............................2426 / 6
389)Lithium381 .......................2140 / 0
515)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1404 / 0
554)SoggySocks ......................1229 / 9
565)JetsFanatic ........................1188 / 2
597)titanmiller ............................1074 / 4
650)Christof ...............................907 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 6/13:
TeAm Smokeball - 83000 (83160)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 57000 (57052)
Office Boy - 46000 (46057)
Conjur - 19000 (19013)
basilisk420 - 17000 (17020)
BMdoobieW - 8000 (8013)
RJSDesign - 3000 (3003)
Valhrue - 2500 (2504)
lobadobadingdong - 2000 (2003)
Marabyte - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
paf007 - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/12/03
serialb - The Great 10K CountDown - 6/11/03
Reagan CRW - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/10/03
Poopaskoopa - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/07/03
cakin - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 6/03/2003
SoggySocks - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/31/2003
Rebel Alliance - 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby - 5/31/2003
m2kewl - 2000 WU Bump and Dump - 5/29/2003
Minendo - 2000 WU Bump and Dump - 5/28/2003
LiveLongAndProsper - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/27/2003
Toft / Vold - DK - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/25/2003
_______________________________________
At approximately 00:18 EST (5:18 AM GMT), the Berkeley perimeter multi-phasic shield generator took a direct hit from a muon cannon fired by a marauding band of Norsican pirates who had just hyper-jumped from the Oompoolian system located in the Nanodon sector in the far reaches of the Andromeda galaxy. A follow up burst from their inverse plasma nematatode light gun took out Berkeley's multi-redundant workunit collector array resulting in a sudden reverse field polarity shift neutrino wave that backwashed through the collector stem and fried the packet deceleration chamber injection pre-filter gamma trap. :Q
Fortunately, the ever watchful and alert Colonel David P. Anderson ordered an immediate shutdown of the packet stabilizer manifold controllers avoiding any major damage to the intricate wave analysis destructor/constructor mechanisms. The Colonel then ordered return fire from the multi-particle hydrogen fusion pulse phasers and launched an Avenger beta-block tachyon guided ion implosion missle that locked on to the toxic gases seeping from the Norsican battle cruiser's waste port. That spelled the end of any more Norsican chicanery, but unfortunately Berkeley's workunit intake pre-fire arms had already been damaged by the Norsican's ambush.
Take heart though, because Berkeley engineers have been working hard to fix the problem and have already re-primed the accelerator guide pumps and masticulated the pneumatic phase shift depletor probes so it's only a matter of time before Colonel Anderson's crew has the Berkeley machinery back in tip-top shape.
I just wanted to fill people in in case they were wondering why Berkeley wasn't acceping completed wu's for a while this morning...
Advancements among racers on 6/13 include sukhoi up 1 to 193, titanmiller up 1 to 597.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
