Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................32080 / 15
38) cakin ....................................27711 / 40
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
63) Assimilator1 ......................19461 / 26
The Great 10K CountDown:
112)serialb ..................................9822 / 14
113)The Wildnet Team..............9751 / 9
115)Steell ....................................9369 / 21
119)Marrkks.................................8886 / 10
120)Adam Zucker ......................8759 / 0
125)Dewey ..................................8047 / 12
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby:
Rebel Alliance ....................42346 / 687 (5260):Q:Q:Q :beer: :beer:
Robor .................................141155 / 22 (4168)
Crazee .................................42561 / 118 (3968)
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000: <-------------------- MoFunky snatches it back!
paf077 .................................19242 / 33 (1917)
MoFunk ...............................17352 / 89 (1718)
CraigRT ..............................30454 / 53 (1685)
soni .....................................48000 / 52 (1524)
JonB .....................................6167 / 16 (1087)
5000 WU Queue Buster:
zodder ..................................39226 / 112 (3099)
Pazoo ..................................44117 / 110 (2807)
jatwell ..................................18051 / 54 (2003)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
cakin ....................................27711 / 40 (3846)
lane42 .................................32080 / 15 (3683)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
Reagan CRW .......................11655 / 49 (1998)
EvilWobbles ........................25474 / 70 (1947)
WayneS ................................25024 / 44 (1385)
OhioDude ............................25931 / 50 (1316)
Mighty Micron .......................17454 / 16 (1152)
2500 WU Packet Crapper:
Panhead49 ........................12875 / 25 (193)
Ammocan ...........................17720 / 29 (135)
adeno ...................................1625 / 38 (134)
Poopaskoopa ....................23070 / 31 (127)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer: <----------------------- Here comes AstIsis!
Poopaskoopa ................23070 / 31 (1814)
Wiz ...................................12792 / 24 (1497)
AstIsis ................................2194 / 28 (1492)
gistech1978 ....................4319 / 17 (1461)
serialb ...............................9822 / 14 (1267)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1855 / 10 (363)
ManWithPlan .....................2052 / 8 (285)
Pyxis ....................................6383 / 9 (274)
BobTheWizard ..................1828 / 9 (211)
GasPath2 ...........................4846 / 12 (195)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
SoggySocks ........................1026 / 9 (752) :beer: :beer:
JustStarting .......................4636 / 7 (572)
SWScorch ..........................3556 / 4 (376)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................98931 / 21
5) LastKnight ......................85409 / 273
6) Smokeball ......................80154 / 215
9) IsOs .................................61958 / 81
12) The Federation ..............55693 / 112
26) wirelessenabled ...........38282 / 106
28) m2kewl ...........................35655 / 43
30) LANMAN..........................34458 / 61
31) Ben98SentraSE ............33616 / 72
36) Networkman ..................28856 / 14
44) Tarca ...............................25999 / 30
49) SoulAssassin ................24618 / 22
54) Swanny ...........................22002 / 56
60) Toft / Vold - DK ...............20294 / 29
75) Basilisk420 ....................16849 / 8
88) Minendo ..........................13611 / 16
103)British Bulldog Racers ..11193 / 10
107)neovan .............................10384 / 0
122)teriba ..................................8221 / 16
136)Dazmite ............................7006 / 7
140)Evadman ..........................6773 / 6
157)BigFatCow .........................6294 / 0
195)sukhoi ...............................5058 / 6
198)ys ........................................4855 / 2
218)Spacehead ......................4331 / 9
366)TheEvil1 .............................2268 / 8
387)Lithium381 .......................2103 / 0
513)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1378 / 2
557)JetsFanatic ........................1169 / 1
565)Shimmishim ......................1150 / 13
625)titanmiller ............................955 / 8
673)Christof ...............................814 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 5/31:
TeAm Smokeball - 80000 (80154)
Sizzlin' Soni - 48000 (48000)
Rebel Alliance - 42000 (42346)
Polo - 26000 (26077)
Wayne S - 25000 (25024)
Swanny - 22000 (22002)
jatwell - TeamAnandtech - 18000 (18051)
John Wulff - 15000 (15035)
Dazmite - 7000 (7006)
Tuxs - 1500 (1816)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
m2kewl - 2000 WU Bump and Dump - 5/29/2003
Minendo - 2000 WU Bump and Dump - 5/28/2003
LiveLongAndProsper - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/27/2003
Toft / Vold - DK - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/25/2003
Teriba - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper- 5/21/2003
JimMc - The Great 10K CountDown - 5/20/2003
Zodder - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 5/19/2003
Swanny - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 5/16/2003
neovan - The Great 10K CountDown - 5/16/2003
BigFatCow - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/13/2003
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The Rebel Alliance, laser cannon firing and light sabres drawn, storm across the finish line in the 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby after igniting their hyper-drives and laying waste to 687 workunits. Creating quite a disturbance in the Force a few days ago, Rockin' Robor was ambushed by the Evil Empire and ordered by Darth Techie to disban his fleet and pledge servitude to the Great Assembly of the Ignorant. The rippling effect was felt everywhere thoughout the Force and the Rebel Alliance made the jump to light speed and streaked across the galaxy towards the Denibar system to elicit help from the Denibians, a race of highly intellectual and peaceful terro-farmers in order to help them rid the galaxy of the horrible plague of dumbness being reigned down by the Great Assembly of the Ignorant. Regardless of Rockin' Robor's plight, the Rebel Alliance took a well deserved respite from battling stupidity to enjoy the fruits of victory which included a one moon's stay at Lambulia, the home of the famous Lambulian Slime Pits where one can soak one's tired, aching dump muscles in warm, therepeutic goo whilst being served hallucinogenic cookies by shape shifting Demikan waitresses. Congratulations, Rebel Alliance!
SoggySocks has proven to the SETI world that he is no packet powderpuff. With a strong and impressive push, Soggy soaked packet after packet in dampness which softened them up so that they were much easier for his munching machinery to destruct. The strategy paid off as he was able to cross the finish line in his first SRL event well ahead of the remaining competition in his bracket. The race babes come streaming out of the lounge to greet the first time victory hot-tubber and rush him off to the victory lounge and show the rookie just how we celebrate victories in the SRL. The lounge has been scrubbed and disinfected and the Oreos have been carefully arranged on the snack trays in preparation for Soggy's visit. The fridge is stocked and the babes are ready to treat the new champion to a rousing game of "Particle, Particle. Who's Got the Particle?", a fun way to explain Dr. Heisenberg's fascinating Uncertainty Principle. Congratulations on your first victory, SoggySocks!
Advancements among racers on 5/31 include Spacehead up 1 to 218, TheEvil1 up 1 to 366, Shimmishim up 3 to 565, titanmiller up 4 to 625, Christof up 4 to 673.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................32080 / 15
38) cakin ....................................27711 / 40
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
63) Assimilator1 ......................19461 / 26
The Great 10K CountDown:
112)serialb ..................................9822 / 14
113)The Wildnet Team..............9751 / 9
115)Steell ....................................9369 / 21
119)Marrkks.................................8886 / 10
120)Adam Zucker ......................8759 / 0
125)Dewey ..................................8047 / 12
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby:
Rebel Alliance ....................42346 / 687 (5260):Q:Q:Q :beer: :beer:
Robor .................................141155 / 22 (4168)
Crazee .................................42561 / 118 (3968)
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000: <-------------------- MoFunky snatches it back!
paf077 .................................19242 / 33 (1917)
MoFunk ...............................17352 / 89 (1718)
CraigRT ..............................30454 / 53 (1685)
soni .....................................48000 / 52 (1524)
JonB .....................................6167 / 16 (1087)
5000 WU Queue Buster:
zodder ..................................39226 / 112 (3099)
Pazoo ..................................44117 / 110 (2807)
jatwell ..................................18051 / 54 (2003)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
cakin ....................................27711 / 40 (3846)
lane42 .................................32080 / 15 (3683)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
Reagan CRW .......................11655 / 49 (1998)
EvilWobbles ........................25474 / 70 (1947)
WayneS ................................25024 / 44 (1385)
OhioDude ............................25931 / 50 (1316)
Mighty Micron .......................17454 / 16 (1152)
2500 WU Packet Crapper:
Panhead49 ........................12875 / 25 (193)
Ammocan ...........................17720 / 29 (135)
adeno ...................................1625 / 38 (134)
Poopaskoopa ....................23070 / 31 (127)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer: <----------------------- Here comes AstIsis!
Poopaskoopa ................23070 / 31 (1814)
Wiz ...................................12792 / 24 (1497)
AstIsis ................................2194 / 28 (1492)
gistech1978 ....................4319 / 17 (1461)
serialb ...............................9822 / 14 (1267)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1855 / 10 (363)
ManWithPlan .....................2052 / 8 (285)
Pyxis ....................................6383 / 9 (274)
BobTheWizard ..................1828 / 9 (211)
GasPath2 ...........................4846 / 12 (195)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
SoggySocks ........................1026 / 9 (752) :beer: :beer:
JustStarting .......................4636 / 7 (572)
SWScorch ..........................3556 / 4 (376)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................98931 / 21
5) LastKnight ......................85409 / 273
6) Smokeball ......................80154 / 215
9) IsOs .................................61958 / 81
12) The Federation ..............55693 / 112
26) wirelessenabled ...........38282 / 106
28) m2kewl ...........................35655 / 43
30) LANMAN..........................34458 / 61
31) Ben98SentraSE ............33616 / 72
36) Networkman ..................28856 / 14
44) Tarca ...............................25999 / 30
49) SoulAssassin ................24618 / 22
54) Swanny ...........................22002 / 56
60) Toft / Vold - DK ...............20294 / 29
75) Basilisk420 ....................16849 / 8
88) Minendo ..........................13611 / 16
103)British Bulldog Racers ..11193 / 10
107)neovan .............................10384 / 0
122)teriba ..................................8221 / 16
136)Dazmite ............................7006 / 7
140)Evadman ..........................6773 / 6
157)BigFatCow .........................6294 / 0
195)sukhoi ...............................5058 / 6
198)ys ........................................4855 / 2
218)Spacehead ......................4331 / 9
366)TheEvil1 .............................2268 / 8
387)Lithium381 .......................2103 / 0
513)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1378 / 2
557)JetsFanatic ........................1169 / 1
565)Shimmishim ......................1150 / 13
625)titanmiller ............................955 / 8
673)Christof ...............................814 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 5/31:
TeAm Smokeball - 80000 (80154)
Sizzlin' Soni - 48000 (48000)
Rebel Alliance - 42000 (42346)
Polo - 26000 (26077)
Wayne S - 25000 (25024)
Swanny - 22000 (22002)
jatwell - TeamAnandtech - 18000 (18051)
John Wulff - 15000 (15035)
Dazmite - 7000 (7006)
Tuxs - 1500 (1816)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
m2kewl - 2000 WU Bump and Dump - 5/29/2003
Minendo - 2000 WU Bump and Dump - 5/28/2003
LiveLongAndProsper - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/27/2003
Toft / Vold - DK - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/25/2003
Teriba - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper- 5/21/2003
JimMc - The Great 10K CountDown - 5/20/2003
Zodder - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 5/19/2003
Swanny - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 5/16/2003
neovan - The Great 10K CountDown - 5/16/2003
BigFatCow - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/13/2003
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The Rebel Alliance, laser cannon firing and light sabres drawn, storm across the finish line in the 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby after igniting their hyper-drives and laying waste to 687 workunits. Creating quite a disturbance in the Force a few days ago, Rockin' Robor was ambushed by the Evil Empire and ordered by Darth Techie to disban his fleet and pledge servitude to the Great Assembly of the Ignorant. The rippling effect was felt everywhere thoughout the Force and the Rebel Alliance made the jump to light speed and streaked across the galaxy towards the Denibar system to elicit help from the Denibians, a race of highly intellectual and peaceful terro-farmers in order to help them rid the galaxy of the horrible plague of dumbness being reigned down by the Great Assembly of the Ignorant. Regardless of Rockin' Robor's plight, the Rebel Alliance took a well deserved respite from battling stupidity to enjoy the fruits of victory which included a one moon's stay at Lambulia, the home of the famous Lambulian Slime Pits where one can soak one's tired, aching dump muscles in warm, therepeutic goo whilst being served hallucinogenic cookies by shape shifting Demikan waitresses. Congratulations, Rebel Alliance!
SoggySocks has proven to the SETI world that he is no packet powderpuff. With a strong and impressive push, Soggy soaked packet after packet in dampness which softened them up so that they were much easier for his munching machinery to destruct. The strategy paid off as he was able to cross the finish line in his first SRL event well ahead of the remaining competition in his bracket. The race babes come streaming out of the lounge to greet the first time victory hot-tubber and rush him off to the victory lounge and show the rookie just how we celebrate victories in the SRL. The lounge has been scrubbed and disinfected and the Oreos have been carefully arranged on the snack trays in preparation for Soggy's visit. The fridge is stocked and the babes are ready to treat the new champion to a rousing game of "Particle, Particle. Who's Got the Particle?", a fun way to explain Dr. Heisenberg's fascinating Uncertainty Principle. Congratulations on your first victory, SoggySocks!
Advancements among racers on 5/31 include Spacehead up 1 to 218, TheEvil1 up 1 to 366, Shimmishim up 3 to 565, titanmiller up 4 to 625, Christof up 4 to 673.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
