Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................31679 / 132 :Q
38) cakin ....................................27394 / 42
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...................20023 / 49 :beer: :beer:
61) LiveLongAndProsper .......19979 / 16
63) Assimilator1 ......................19198 / 27
The Great 10K CountDown:
112)serialb ..................................9706 / 19
113)The Wildnet Team..............9683 / 8
115)Steell ....................................9228 / 25
119)Marrkks.................................8801 / 29
120)Adam Zucker ......................8759 / 0
125)Dewey ..................................7998 / 11
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby:
Rebel Alliance ....................40966 / 107 (3880)
Robor .................................140522 / 153 (3535)
Crazee .................................41629 / 119 (3036)
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................18710 / 32 (1385)
MoFunk ...............................16899 / 25 (1265)
CraigRT ..............................30017 / 56 (1248)
soni .....................................47621 / 55 (1145)
JonB .....................................5922 / 18 (842)
5000 WU Queue Buster:
zodder ..................................38428 / 100 (2301)
Pazoo ..................................43428 / 107 (2118)
jatwell ..................................17612 / 74 (1564)
Ammocan ...........................17475 / 35 (757)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
cakin ....................................27394 / 42 (3529)
lane42 .................................31679 / 132 (3282) :Q
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
Reagan CRW .......................11212 / 44 (1555)
EvilWobbles ........................25013 / 65 (1486)
WayneS ................................24690 / 44 (1051)
OhioDude ............................25600 / 45 (985)
Mighty Micron .......................17220 / 39 (918)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................13529 / 12 (1969)
m2kewl ...................................35334 / 33 (1856)
SoulAssassin .......................24438 / 26 (1526)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Poopaskoopa ................22845 / 36 (1589)
Wiz ...................................12637 / 40 (1342) :Q
AstIsis ................................2010 / 27 (1308)
gistech1978 ....................4164 / 15 (1306)
serialb ...............................9706 / 19 (1151)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1775 / 10 (283)
ManWithPlan .....................1983 / 13 (216)
Pyxis ....................................6319 / 10 (210)
BobTheWizard ..................1765 / 6 (148)
GasPath2 ...........................4752 / 9 (101)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
SoggySocks ........................933 / 11 (659)
JustStarting .......................4572 / 8 (508)
SWScorch ..........................3533 / 1 (353)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................98481 / 217
5) LastKnight ......................83568 / 273
7) Smokeball ......................78673 / 261
9) IsOs .................................61488 / 71
12) The Federation ..............54895 / 119
26) wirelessenabled ...........37574 / 109
30) LANMAN..........................33592 / 2
31) Ben98SentraSE ............33032 / 84
36) Networkman ..................28762 / 13
43) Tarca ...............................25842 / 22
54) Swanny ...........................21483 / 60
74) Basilisk420 ....................16769 / 7
93) Panhead49 ....................12635 / 8
103)British Bulldog Racers ..11124 / 9
108)neovan .............................10266 / 16
123)teriba ..................................8097 / 22
135)Dazmite ............................6952 / 9
140)Evadman ..........................6749 / 2
159)BigFatCow .........................6204 / 0
194)sukhoi ...............................5008 / 8
198)ys ........................................4817 / 4
218)Spacehead ......................4236 / 12
368)TheEvil1 .............................2207 / 9
386)Lithium381 .......................2066 / 22
515)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1360 / 3
556)JetsFanatic ........................1160 / 2
584)Shimmishim ......................1074 / 8
639)titanmiller ............................909 / 3
693)Christof ...............................764 / 7
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Milestones achieved on 5/24:
Cory - 85000 (85004)
Ben Davis - 33000 (33032)
CraigRT - 30000 (30017)
EvilWobbles - 25000 (25013)
Toft / Vold - DK - 20000 (20023)
Ast_Isis - 2000 (2010)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Teriba - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper- 5/21/2003
JimMc - The Great 10K CountDown - 5/20/2003
Zodder - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 5/19/2003
Swanny - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 5/16/2003
neovan - The Great 10K CountDown - 5/16/2003
BigFatCow - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/13/2003
Awesome Adul - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/10/2003
Swanny - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/10/2003
Reagan CRW - The Great 10K Countdown - 5/9/2003
Christof - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally- 5/9/2003
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The ever popular and studly team of Great Danes lead by the super studly captain Toft the Terrific crosses the finish line in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!, causing great rejoicing amongst their fans, especially the female fans who just absolutely adore the taut and toned dump muscles sported by the Danish team. Reaching the super studly milestone of 20K and earning that 20th golden K-Key, Team Toft / Vold - DK shift the Toft/Vold mobile into victory gear and take that long enjoyable lap around the race track basking in the cheers and flowers being tossed their way from the adoring crowd. (While flowers are nice, SRL racers usually prefer that cold beer be tossed to them during victory laps.) Well, it seems like just yesterday that the Great Danes ran their first race and if I recall correctly, that was a race with Smokeball and Rowdy Ray to see who could reach 250 workunits first. Now look at the Great Danes today, standing on the awards platform, surrounded by race babes and sporting 20 golden K-Key's around their necks. Congratulations, Toft / Vold - DK!
Wuhoo! Look at the action taking place in the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer! Mercy me, oh my, oh my! Putting the Wiz Touring Fleet back in gear and underway, Whackin Wiz screams back onto the track just in time to maintain his number two ranking and avoid being passed by AstIsis and Gistech1978. Breathing a huge sigh of relief, Whackin' Wiz's fans stand and cheer their lungs out for their hero, relieved that their hero avoided being knocked down another spot in the standings. Meanwhile, the First Lady of Racing AstIsis has taken over sole ownership of third place after stomping all over 27 workunits to hand Gizzie a ticket to fourth place. Rockin' Robor continues his dogged pursuit of the Rebel Alliance in the 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby. Closing the gap to 345, TA-SETI's number one cruncher begins charging up the wu gun in anticipation of the moment when the Reb's aft section comes into view.
Gotta run!
Advancements among racers on 5/24 include Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 59, sukhoi up 1 to 194, Spacehead up 1 to 218, Lithium381 up 3 to 386, Zippin' Zim Hosein up 1 to 515, JetsFanatic up 2 to 556, Shimmishim up 3 to 584, Christof up 3 to 693.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................31679 / 132 :Q
38) cakin ....................................27394 / 42
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...................20023 / 49 :beer: :beer:
61) LiveLongAndProsper .......19979 / 16
63) Assimilator1 ......................19198 / 27
The Great 10K CountDown:
112)serialb ..................................9706 / 19
113)The Wildnet Team..............9683 / 8
115)Steell ....................................9228 / 25
119)Marrkks.................................8801 / 29
120)Adam Zucker ......................8759 / 0
125)Dewey ..................................7998 / 11
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby:
Rebel Alliance ....................40966 / 107 (3880)
Robor .................................140522 / 153 (3535)
Crazee .................................41629 / 119 (3036)
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................18710 / 32 (1385)
MoFunk ...............................16899 / 25 (1265)
CraigRT ..............................30017 / 56 (1248)
soni .....................................47621 / 55 (1145)
JonB .....................................5922 / 18 (842)
5000 WU Queue Buster:
zodder ..................................38428 / 100 (2301)
Pazoo ..................................43428 / 107 (2118)
jatwell ..................................17612 / 74 (1564)
Ammocan ...........................17475 / 35 (757)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
cakin ....................................27394 / 42 (3529)
lane42 .................................31679 / 132 (3282) :Q
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
Reagan CRW .......................11212 / 44 (1555)
EvilWobbles ........................25013 / 65 (1486)
WayneS ................................24690 / 44 (1051)
OhioDude ............................25600 / 45 (985)
Mighty Micron .......................17220 / 39 (918)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................13529 / 12 (1969)
m2kewl ...................................35334 / 33 (1856)
SoulAssassin .......................24438 / 26 (1526)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Poopaskoopa ................22845 / 36 (1589)
Wiz ...................................12637 / 40 (1342) :Q
AstIsis ................................2010 / 27 (1308)
gistech1978 ....................4164 / 15 (1306)
serialb ...............................9706 / 19 (1151)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1775 / 10 (283)
ManWithPlan .....................1983 / 13 (216)
Pyxis ....................................6319 / 10 (210)
BobTheWizard ..................1765 / 6 (148)
GasPath2 ...........................4752 / 9 (101)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
SoggySocks ........................933 / 11 (659)
JustStarting .......................4572 / 8 (508)
SWScorch ..........................3533 / 1 (353)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................98481 / 217
5) LastKnight ......................83568 / 273
7) Smokeball ......................78673 / 261
9) IsOs .................................61488 / 71
12) The Federation ..............54895 / 119
26) wirelessenabled ...........37574 / 109
30) LANMAN..........................33592 / 2
31) Ben98SentraSE ............33032 / 84
36) Networkman ..................28762 / 13
43) Tarca ...............................25842 / 22
54) Swanny ...........................21483 / 60
74) Basilisk420 ....................16769 / 7
93) Panhead49 ....................12635 / 8
103)British Bulldog Racers ..11124 / 9
108)neovan .............................10266 / 16
123)teriba ..................................8097 / 22
135)Dazmite ............................6952 / 9
140)Evadman ..........................6749 / 2
159)BigFatCow .........................6204 / 0
194)sukhoi ...............................5008 / 8
198)ys ........................................4817 / 4
218)Spacehead ......................4236 / 12
368)TheEvil1 .............................2207 / 9
386)Lithium381 .......................2066 / 22
515)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1360 / 3
556)JetsFanatic ........................1160 / 2
584)Shimmishim ......................1074 / 8
639)titanmiller ............................909 / 3
693)Christof ...............................764 / 7
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Milestones achieved on 5/24:
Cory - 85000 (85004)
Ben Davis - 33000 (33032)
CraigRT - 30000 (30017)
EvilWobbles - 25000 (25013)
Toft / Vold - DK - 20000 (20023)
Ast_Isis - 2000 (2010)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Teriba - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper- 5/21/2003
JimMc - The Great 10K CountDown - 5/20/2003
Zodder - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 5/19/2003
Swanny - 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup - 5/16/2003
neovan - The Great 10K CountDown - 5/16/2003
BigFatCow - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/13/2003
Awesome Adul - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/10/2003
Swanny - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/10/2003
Reagan CRW - The Great 10K Countdown - 5/9/2003
Christof - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally- 5/9/2003
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The ever popular and studly team of Great Danes lead by the super studly captain Toft the Terrific crosses the finish line in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!, causing great rejoicing amongst their fans, especially the female fans who just absolutely adore the taut and toned dump muscles sported by the Danish team. Reaching the super studly milestone of 20K and earning that 20th golden K-Key, Team Toft / Vold - DK shift the Toft/Vold mobile into victory gear and take that long enjoyable lap around the race track basking in the cheers and flowers being tossed their way from the adoring crowd. (While flowers are nice, SRL racers usually prefer that cold beer be tossed to them during victory laps.) Well, it seems like just yesterday that the Great Danes ran their first race and if I recall correctly, that was a race with Smokeball and Rowdy Ray to see who could reach 250 workunits first. Now look at the Great Danes today, standing on the awards platform, surrounded by race babes and sporting 20 golden K-Key's around their necks. Congratulations, Toft / Vold - DK!
Wuhoo! Look at the action taking place in the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer! Mercy me, oh my, oh my! Putting the Wiz Touring Fleet back in gear and underway, Whackin Wiz screams back onto the track just in time to maintain his number two ranking and avoid being passed by AstIsis and Gistech1978. Breathing a huge sigh of relief, Whackin' Wiz's fans stand and cheer their lungs out for their hero, relieved that their hero avoided being knocked down another spot in the standings. Meanwhile, the First Lady of Racing AstIsis has taken over sole ownership of third place after stomping all over 27 workunits to hand Gizzie a ticket to fourth place. Rockin' Robor continues his dogged pursuit of the Rebel Alliance in the 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby. Closing the gap to 345, TA-SETI's number one cruncher begins charging up the wu gun in anticipation of the moment when the Reb's aft section comes into view.
Gotta run!
Advancements among racers on 5/24 include Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 59, sukhoi up 1 to 194, Spacehead up 1 to 218, Lithium381 up 3 to 386, Zippin' Zim Hosein up 1 to 515, JetsFanatic up 2 to 556, Shimmishim up 3 to 584, Christof up 3 to 693.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
