Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................30835 / 13
39) cakin ....................................26698 / 77 🙂
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
60) LiveLongAndProsper .......19854 / 5
61) Toft / Vold - DK ...................19521 / 33 🙂
62) Assimilator1 ......................18737 / 32 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)neovan .................................9929 / 12
112)JimMc ...................................9884 / 17
113)The Wildnet Team..............9606 / 15
114)serialb ..................................9486 / 23 🙂
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby:
Rebel Alliance ....................39158 / 169 (2072) 🙂
Robor .................................138540 / 134 (1553) 🙂
Crazee .................................40061 / 97 (1468)
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................17998 / 154 (673) :Q
MoFunk ...............................16162 / 109 (528) :Q
CraigRT ..............................29274 / 59 (505) 🙂
soni .....................................46936 / 74 (460) :Q
JonB .....................................5499 / 84 (419) :Q
5000 WU Queue Buster:
zodder ..................................37062 / 124 (935) :Q
Pazoo ..................................42170 / 94 (860) 🙂
jatwell ..................................16657 / 63 (609) 🙂
Ammocan ...........................17052 / 28 (334)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................20388 / 65 (3708)
zodder ..................................37062 / 124 (3327) :Q
cakin ....................................26698 / 77 (2833) 🙂
lane42 .................................30835 / 13 (2438)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
Reagan CRW .......................10473 / 248 (816) :Q:Q
EvilWobbles ........................24151 / 68 (624) 🙂
WayneS ................................24111 / 45 (472) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................16758 / 54 (456) 🙂
OhioDude ............................25057 / 44 (442)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................13287 / 33 (1727) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................34728 / 14 (1250)
SoulAssassin .......................24119 / 18 (1207)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Poopaskoopa ................22419 / 41 (1163) :Q
Wiz ...................................12406 / 23 (1111) 🙂
AstIsis ................................1729 / 21 (1027) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................3873 / 26 (1015) 🙂
serialb ...............................9486 / 23 (931) 🙂
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
teriba ......................................7884 / 16 (1358)
Kruptikos ...............................6248 / 7 (932)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1631 / 13 (139) 🙂
Pyxis ....................................6219 / 11 (110) 🙂
ManWithPlan .....................1860 / 10 (93) 🙂
BobTheWizard ..................1708 / 4 (91)
GasPath2 ...........................4681 / 6 (30)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................6026 / 20 (755) :beer: :beer:
SoggySocks ........................768 / 14 (494) 🙂
JustStarting .......................4470 / 4 (406)
SWScorch ..........................3505 / 3 (325)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................95256 / 297
5) LastKnight ......................80222 / 234
7) Smokeball ......................76224 / 225 🙂
9) IsOs .................................60327 / 63
13) The Federation ..............53415 / 124 🙂
26) wirelessenabled ...........36155 / 109 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................33511 / 100 🙂
32) Ben98SentraSE ............32016 / 81
36) Networkman ..................28584 / 17
42) Tarca ...............................25715 / 15
73) Basilisk420 ....................16649 / 12
95) Panhead49 ....................12205 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..11014 / 9
108)Old Geezer .......................10354 / 0
137)Dazmite ............................6857 / 8
139)Evadman ..........................6718 / 8
193)sukhoi ...............................4934 / 6
200)ys ........................................4730 / 1
221)Spacehead ......................4089 / 16 🙂
375)TheEvil1 .............................2111 / 12 🙂
394)Lithium381 .......................1973 / 0
522)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1324 / 6
556)JetsFanatic ........................1148 / 1
613)Shimmishim ......................961 / 9
654)titanmiller ............................857 / 4
732)Christof ...............................677 / 9 🙂
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Milestones achieved on 5/12:
Pie Derro - 95000 (95256) 😀
LastKnight - 80000 (80222) 😀
TeAm Smokeball - 76000 (76224) 😀
TeAm M&M - 70000 (70023) 🙂
Crazee - 40000 (40061) 😀
Rebel Alliance - 39000 (39158) 😀
Barbary - 38000 (38004) 🙂
zodder - 37000 (37062) 😀
TA Cube - 36000 (36016) 🙂
Ben Davis - 32000 (32016) 😀
Amer - 20000 (20047) 🙂
sonik - 3000 (3003)
apulo - 2000 (2000)
Wanders - 500 (501)
PandaBomb - 500 (501)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Awesome Adul - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/10/2003
Swanny - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/10/2003
Reagan CRW - The Great 10K Countdown - 5/9/2003
Christof - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally- 5/9/2003
Zim Hosein - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 5/9/2003
Karsten - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/6/2003
Panhead49 - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 5/3/2003
TheEvil1 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 5/2/2003
JustStarting - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/30/2003
TheEvil1 - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/29/2003
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BigFatCow, our second racer to complete the Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff takes the checkered flag this morning, stampeding across the finish line and towards the awards stand where SRL officials and babes scatter in fear for their lives. As the cows in the stands "moooooooooooo" their approval for their bovinely divine friend, Rowdy Ray emerges from the racing rig repository in the center of the track aboard the whining red Rascal Rider, wearing a huge 10-gallon cowboy hat and twirling a rope above his head. In a stunning display of precision twirling and acrobatic riding, the Rayman chases down BigFatCow and tosses his wu lasso around the Portly Bovine's neck and gently leads the excited champion back to the awards stand where he receives his certificate and key to the victory lounge. Dropping a couple of wu patties on Rowdy Ray's shoes, BigFatCow heads towards the victory lounge where the feeding troughs have been stocked with fresh oats and the water buckets filled with beer. Congratulations on the victory, BigFatCow! Excuse me... <PA System> Attention! SRL cleanup crews! Report to Powderpuff Park immediately. Bring your buckets and shovels. </PA System>
Look at all the shockie decorations adorning the racers in the Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000! With some stunning production numbers from Pafster and MoFunky leading the way, both Sizzlin' Soni and Jolly JonB exceed their normal daily averages by a large amount to pull down a pair of jaw droppers of their own. And just so he doesn't feel left out, Crankin' CraigRT earns himself a smilie for his impressive 59. Zappin' Zod is obviously finding life with three-digit dailies to his liking as he finds himself well over the century mark this morning with a massive 124 to earn a Gertie bomb of his own in the 5000 WU Queue Buster. But no lead is safe as long as Poundin' Pazoo is on the track. The masters of the "Queue-Tinkle-Powie!" maneuver find themselves loosing ground to the Sheriff on a daily basis but their calm and collected demeanor makes me think that an auxilliary queue is being stocked as we speak, and Captain Pazoo has his hand on the dump trigger just waiting for the right moment to jettison the load.
It would appear that Reagan CRW has hijacked a little Uranium 235 from the reactor core of his new ride, the USS Ronald Reagan, and added the material to some of his fleet crunchers. Dropping a huge load consisting of 248 cracked packets in the 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out, Reagan CRW forcibly expands what was a 12 wu margin yesterday over the Sinister Oscillator into a mind-numbing 192 advantage this morning. Poopaskoopa earns himself a shockie award for his stellar 41 in the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer, increasing his lead over a fading Whackin' Wiz to 52. Meanwhile, gistech1978 narrows the gap between his fleet and AstIsis to 12 and serialb begins to show signs of rebirth with 23 from the rear of the pack. And lobadobadingdong bell stays in double digits in the 750 WU Master Muncher Marathon with 13 as Powerful Pyxis and ManWithPlan also crack in the 10-plus zone for the day.
Advancements among racers on 5/12 include TheEvil1 up 2 to 375, Zippin' Zim Hosein up 1 to 522, Shimmishim up 2 to 613, Christof up 6 to 732.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................30835 / 13
39) cakin ....................................26698 / 77 🙂
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
60) LiveLongAndProsper .......19854 / 5
61) Toft / Vold - DK ...................19521 / 33 🙂
62) Assimilator1 ......................18737 / 32 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)neovan .................................9929 / 12
112)JimMc ...................................9884 / 17
113)The Wildnet Team..............9606 / 15
114)serialb ..................................9486 / 23 🙂
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby:
Rebel Alliance ....................39158 / 169 (2072) 🙂
Robor .................................138540 / 134 (1553) 🙂
Crazee .................................40061 / 97 (1468)
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................17998 / 154 (673) :Q
MoFunk ...............................16162 / 109 (528) :Q
CraigRT ..............................29274 / 59 (505) 🙂
soni .....................................46936 / 74 (460) :Q
JonB .....................................5499 / 84 (419) :Q
5000 WU Queue Buster:
zodder ..................................37062 / 124 (935) :Q
Pazoo ..................................42170 / 94 (860) 🙂
jatwell ..................................16657 / 63 (609) 🙂
Ammocan ...........................17052 / 28 (334)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................20388 / 65 (3708)
zodder ..................................37062 / 124 (3327) :Q
cakin ....................................26698 / 77 (2833) 🙂
lane42 .................................30835 / 13 (2438)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
Reagan CRW .......................10473 / 248 (816) :Q:Q
EvilWobbles ........................24151 / 68 (624) 🙂
WayneS ................................24111 / 45 (472) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................16758 / 54 (456) 🙂
OhioDude ............................25057 / 44 (442)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................13287 / 33 (1727) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................34728 / 14 (1250)
SoulAssassin .......................24119 / 18 (1207)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Poopaskoopa ................22419 / 41 (1163) :Q
Wiz ...................................12406 / 23 (1111) 🙂
AstIsis ................................1729 / 21 (1027) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................3873 / 26 (1015) 🙂
serialb ...............................9486 / 23 (931) 🙂
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
teriba ......................................7884 / 16 (1358)
Kruptikos ...............................6248 / 7 (932)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1631 / 13 (139) 🙂
Pyxis ....................................6219 / 11 (110) 🙂
ManWithPlan .....................1860 / 10 (93) 🙂
BobTheWizard ..................1708 / 4 (91)
GasPath2 ...........................4681 / 6 (30)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................6026 / 20 (755) :beer: :beer:
SoggySocks ........................768 / 14 (494) 🙂
JustStarting .......................4470 / 4 (406)
SWScorch ..........................3505 / 3 (325)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................95256 / 297
5) LastKnight ......................80222 / 234
7) Smokeball ......................76224 / 225 🙂
9) IsOs .................................60327 / 63
13) The Federation ..............53415 / 124 🙂
26) wirelessenabled ...........36155 / 109 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................33511 / 100 🙂
32) Ben98SentraSE ............32016 / 81
36) Networkman ..................28584 / 17
42) Tarca ...............................25715 / 15
73) Basilisk420 ....................16649 / 12
95) Panhead49 ....................12205 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..11014 / 9
108)Old Geezer .......................10354 / 0
137)Dazmite ............................6857 / 8
139)Evadman ..........................6718 / 8
193)sukhoi ...............................4934 / 6
200)ys ........................................4730 / 1
221)Spacehead ......................4089 / 16 🙂
375)TheEvil1 .............................2111 / 12 🙂
394)Lithium381 .......................1973 / 0
522)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1324 / 6
556)JetsFanatic ........................1148 / 1
613)Shimmishim ......................961 / 9
654)titanmiller ............................857 / 4
732)Christof ...............................677 / 9 🙂
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Milestones achieved on 5/12:
Pie Derro - 95000 (95256) 😀
LastKnight - 80000 (80222) 😀
TeAm Smokeball - 76000 (76224) 😀
TeAm M&M - 70000 (70023) 🙂
Crazee - 40000 (40061) 😀
Rebel Alliance - 39000 (39158) 😀
Barbary - 38000 (38004) 🙂
zodder - 37000 (37062) 😀
TA Cube - 36000 (36016) 🙂
Ben Davis - 32000 (32016) 😀
Amer - 20000 (20047) 🙂
sonik - 3000 (3003)
apulo - 2000 (2000)
Wanders - 500 (501)
PandaBomb - 500 (501)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Awesome Adul - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 5/10/2003
Swanny - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/10/2003
Reagan CRW - The Great 10K Countdown - 5/9/2003
Christof - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally- 5/9/2003
Zim Hosein - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 5/9/2003
Karsten - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 5/6/2003
Panhead49 - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 5/3/2003
TheEvil1 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 5/2/2003
JustStarting - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/30/2003
TheEvil1 - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/29/2003
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BigFatCow, our second racer to complete the Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff takes the checkered flag this morning, stampeding across the finish line and towards the awards stand where SRL officials and babes scatter in fear for their lives. As the cows in the stands "moooooooooooo" their approval for their bovinely divine friend, Rowdy Ray emerges from the racing rig repository in the center of the track aboard the whining red Rascal Rider, wearing a huge 10-gallon cowboy hat and twirling a rope above his head. In a stunning display of precision twirling and acrobatic riding, the Rayman chases down BigFatCow and tosses his wu lasso around the Portly Bovine's neck and gently leads the excited champion back to the awards stand where he receives his certificate and key to the victory lounge. Dropping a couple of wu patties on Rowdy Ray's shoes, BigFatCow heads towards the victory lounge where the feeding troughs have been stocked with fresh oats and the water buckets filled with beer. Congratulations on the victory, BigFatCow! Excuse me... <PA System> Attention! SRL cleanup crews! Report to Powderpuff Park immediately. Bring your buckets and shovels. </PA System>
Look at all the shockie decorations adorning the racers in the Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000! With some stunning production numbers from Pafster and MoFunky leading the way, both Sizzlin' Soni and Jolly JonB exceed their normal daily averages by a large amount to pull down a pair of jaw droppers of their own. And just so he doesn't feel left out, Crankin' CraigRT earns himself a smilie for his impressive 59. Zappin' Zod is obviously finding life with three-digit dailies to his liking as he finds himself well over the century mark this morning with a massive 124 to earn a Gertie bomb of his own in the 5000 WU Queue Buster. But no lead is safe as long as Poundin' Pazoo is on the track. The masters of the "Queue-Tinkle-Powie!" maneuver find themselves loosing ground to the Sheriff on a daily basis but their calm and collected demeanor makes me think that an auxilliary queue is being stocked as we speak, and Captain Pazoo has his hand on the dump trigger just waiting for the right moment to jettison the load.
It would appear that Reagan CRW has hijacked a little Uranium 235 from the reactor core of his new ride, the USS Ronald Reagan, and added the material to some of his fleet crunchers. Dropping a huge load consisting of 248 cracked packets in the 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out, Reagan CRW forcibly expands what was a 12 wu margin yesterday over the Sinister Oscillator into a mind-numbing 192 advantage this morning. Poopaskoopa earns himself a shockie award for his stellar 41 in the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer, increasing his lead over a fading Whackin' Wiz to 52. Meanwhile, gistech1978 narrows the gap between his fleet and AstIsis to 12 and serialb begins to show signs of rebirth with 23 from the rear of the pack. And lobadobadingdong bell stays in double digits in the 750 WU Master Muncher Marathon with 13 as Powerful Pyxis and ManWithPlan also crack in the 10-plus zone for the day.
Advancements among racers on 5/12 include TheEvil1 up 2 to 375, Zippin' Zim Hosein up 1 to 522, Shimmishim up 2 to 613, Christof up 6 to 732.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
