Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................30267 / 30
41) cakin ....................................25915 / 64
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!: <--------------- The King of Karnage storms into the lead!
57) Karsten ...............................19733 / 95
58) LiveLongAndProsper .......19725 / 15
59) Swanny ...............................19361 / 109
60) Toft / Vold - DK ...................19066 / 11
64) Assimilator1 ......................18310 / 16
The Great 10K CountDown:
110)neovan .................................9678 / 71 :Q
111)JimMc ...................................9678 / 19
112)Reagan CRW .....................9576 / 48
114)The Wildnet Team..............9401 / 17
115)serialb ..................................9257 / 18
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby:
Rebel Alliance ....................37252 / 166 (166) :Q
Robor .................................137113 / 126 (126)
Crazee .................................38688 / 95 (95)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup: <-------------------------- Swell Swanny and Zappin' Zod are maniacs!
Swanny ...............................19361 / 109 (2681)
zodder ..................................35951 / 104 (2216)
cakin ....................................25915 / 64 (2050)
lane42 .................................30267 / 30 (1870)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Panhead49 ............................11801 / 29 (2995)
Darth Polo .............................24861 / 4 (2513)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12843 / 19 (1283)
SoulAssassin .......................23897 / 23 (985)
m2kewl ...................................34433 / 25 (955)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer: <---------------- The lady takes high production honors for the day!
Wiz ...................................12154 / 23 (859)
Poopaskoopa ................22096 / 22 (840)
AstIsis ................................1491 / 25 (789)
gistech1978 ....................3599 / 22 (741)
serialb ...............................9257 / 18 (702)
DAPUNISHER .................4612 / 0 (112)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
teriba ......................................7686 / 19 (1160)
Kruptikos ...............................6132 / 12 (816)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1505 / 13 (13)
Pyxis ....................................6117 / 8 (8)
BobTheWizard ..................1624 / 7 (7)
ManWithPlan .....................1771 / 4 (4)
GasPath2 ...........................4654 / 3 (3)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
Adul .....................................4784 / 5 (585)
BigFatCow .........................5844 / 21 (573)
SoggySocks ........................619 / 13 (345)
SWScorch ..........................3478 / 3 (298)
JustStarting .......................4351 / 9 (287)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
TheEvil1 ............................1977 / 8 (755) :beer: :beer:
Pyxis ..................................6117 / 8 (673)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................611 / 7 (460)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1271 / 4 (254)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................91950 / 291
6) LastKnight ......................76064 / 103
7) Smokeball ......................74311 / 150
9) IsOs .................................59630 / 57
13) The Federation ..............52072 / 102
19) Pazoo ..............................41145 / 73
27) wirelessenabled ...........34795 / 107
30) LANMAN..........................32664 / 66
32) Ben98SentraSE ............31087 / 81
35) Yield ................................28654 / 60
36) Networkman ..................28390 / 17
43) Tarca ...............................25606 / 13
46) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
54) DroolMAN! ......................20169 / 0
67) paf077 .............................17214 / 105 :Q
70) Basilisk420 ....................16497 / 16
72) jatwell ..............................15922 / 45
75) MoFunk ...........................15496 / 48
81) Baldy18 ...........................14039 / 1
100) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10921 / 6
107)Old Geezer .......................10329 / 4
128)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
138)Dazmite ............................6729 / 8
139)Evadman ..........................6645 / 7
181)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)JonB ..................................5000 / 49
189)sukhoi ...............................4872 / 1
200)ys ........................................4644 / 4
230)Spacehead ......................3945 / 20
301)Logix .................................2738 / 0
408)Lithium381 .......................1877 / 0
422)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
439)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
558)JetsFanatic ........................1132 / 2
641)Shimmishim ......................873 / 6
667)titanmiller ............................807 / 5
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Milestones achieved on 5/1:
Robor - 137000 (137113)
LastKnight - 76000 (76064)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 52000 (52072)
Amer - 19000 (19042)
Fingers - 6000 (6002)
JonB - TeamAnandtech - 5000 (5000)
lobadobadingdong - 1500 (1505)
jhmirage - 1000 (1000)
nobody - 500 (566)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
JustStarting - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/30/2003
TheEvil1 - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/29/2003
lobadobadingdong - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/28/2003
WayneS - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/24/2003
Mighty Micron - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000- 4/24/2003
Wiz - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/22/2003
Nasty Neovan - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/20/2003
MoFunk - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/18/2003
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
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TheEvil1 enjoyed his time in the race lounge so much that he decided that another visit was in order. Crashing the finish line in the Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750, the Sinister Singularity once again doffs his cap to the crowd while they stand and stomp for the two-time champ as he approaches the entrance to the victory lounge with one of our patented races babes on each arm. TheEvil1 has become so popular that he has been inundated with endorsement offers and has had to hire an agent to negotiate his endorsement contracts. There's Evil tires, Evil wu holders, Evil toothepaste, Evil bottled gas, Evil hats, Evil jumpsuits, Evil chocolate bars, Evil underwear, and for those especially large and sinister dumps, Evil toilet paper. Keep in mind that all of these items are available at SRL souvenir stands (and restrooms). Congratulations for the second time this week, TheEvil1!
Two new races kick off this morning. The first race is a gathering of a few of TA's most prolific purgers and features TA's number one SETI producer, Rockin' Robor who will break the 140,000 career wu mark at some point during the contest. Joining Rockin' Robor in the 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby is the Rebel Alliance, a mini team consisting of a triumverate of hot producers who have joined ranks to rid the quadrant of the evil empire and crunch a bunch of wu's. Rounding out the terrific trio is Stone Cold Crazee, the master of the incredible roaming crack rack. Having spent many months in the Lonely Racer's bracket, Crazee has decided to satisfy the many SRL fans (mostly female) who have been petitioning the SRL to add the Seti Stud to another contest. Good luck gentlemen and may the best wu sprinter win!
Our second race this morning pits three grizzled race veterans against a pair of rookies in a contest dubbed the 750 WU Master Muncher Marathon. As the starter's pistol fires, Lobadobadingdong Bell smokes a hot trail out of the gate and grabs hold of the lead position heading into the first turn after lambasting 13 big ones. Settling into second place is Powerful Pyxis who smashes up eight wu's to hit the pre-race qualifying tally right on the head. A sentimental favorite amongst the ladies in the crowd, Powerful Pyxis can hear the screams and squeals from the female contigent, prompting him to strike a studdly dump muscle pose briefly out of the gate. Bullet BobTheWizard grabs the third position and looks pretty neat in his new custom tailored SRL racing jumpsuit made for him by the race babes after his last visit to the victory lounge. Rounding out the field is a pair of rookie racers, ManWithPlan who has written up a detailed master plan that he hopes will guide him to victory, and GasPath2 who stumbles slightly exiting the starting gate to settle into the trailing position, a position his competitors hope he remains in considering the rumor being spread that his name has nothing to do with gasoline. Good luck, gentlemen!
Advancements among racers on 5/1 include Karsten up 1 to 57, neovan up 1 to 110, WayneS up 1 to 48, JetsFanatic up 1 to 558, Shimmishim up 1 to 641, titanmiller up 1 to 667.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................30267 / 30
41) cakin ....................................25915 / 64
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!: <--------------- The King of Karnage storms into the lead!
57) Karsten ...............................19733 / 95
58) LiveLongAndProsper .......19725 / 15
59) Swanny ...............................19361 / 109
60) Toft / Vold - DK ...................19066 / 11
64) Assimilator1 ......................18310 / 16
The Great 10K CountDown:
110)neovan .................................9678 / 71 :Q
111)JimMc ...................................9678 / 19
112)Reagan CRW .....................9576 / 48
114)The Wildnet Team..............9401 / 17
115)serialb ..................................9257 / 18
5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby:
Rebel Alliance ....................37252 / 166 (166) :Q
Robor .................................137113 / 126 (126)
Crazee .................................38688 / 95 (95)
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup: <-------------------------- Swell Swanny and Zappin' Zod are maniacs!
Swanny ...............................19361 / 109 (2681)
zodder ..................................35951 / 104 (2216)
cakin ....................................25915 / 64 (2050)
lane42 .................................30267 / 30 (1870)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Panhead49 ............................11801 / 29 (2995)
Darth Polo .............................24861 / 4 (2513)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12843 / 19 (1283)
SoulAssassin .......................23897 / 23 (985)
m2kewl ...................................34433 / 25 (955)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer: <---------------- The lady takes high production honors for the day!
Wiz ...................................12154 / 23 (859)
Poopaskoopa ................22096 / 22 (840)
AstIsis ................................1491 / 25 (789)
gistech1978 ....................3599 / 22 (741)
serialb ...............................9257 / 18 (702)
DAPUNISHER .................4612 / 0 (112)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
teriba ......................................7686 / 19 (1160)
Kruptikos ...............................6132 / 12 (816)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........1505 / 13 (13)
Pyxis ....................................6117 / 8 (8)
BobTheWizard ..................1624 / 7 (7)
ManWithPlan .....................1771 / 4 (4)
GasPath2 ...........................4654 / 3 (3)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
Adul .....................................4784 / 5 (585)
BigFatCow .........................5844 / 21 (573)
SoggySocks ........................619 / 13 (345)
SWScorch ..........................3478 / 3 (298)
JustStarting .......................4351 / 9 (287)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
TheEvil1 ............................1977 / 8 (755) :beer: :beer:
Pyxis ..................................6117 / 8 (673)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................611 / 7 (460)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1271 / 4 (254)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................91950 / 291
6) LastKnight ......................76064 / 103
7) Smokeball ......................74311 / 150
9) IsOs .................................59630 / 57
13) The Federation ..............52072 / 102
19) Pazoo ..............................41145 / 73
27) wirelessenabled ...........34795 / 107
30) LANMAN..........................32664 / 66
32) Ben98SentraSE ............31087 / 81
35) Yield ................................28654 / 60
36) Networkman ..................28390 / 17
43) Tarca ...............................25606 / 13
46) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
54) DroolMAN! ......................20169 / 0
67) paf077 .............................17214 / 105 :Q
70) Basilisk420 ....................16497 / 16
72) jatwell ..............................15922 / 45
75) MoFunk ...........................15496 / 48
81) Baldy18 ...........................14039 / 1
100) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10921 / 6
107)Old Geezer .......................10329 / 4
128)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
138)Dazmite ............................6729 / 8
139)Evadman ..........................6645 / 7
181)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)JonB ..................................5000 / 49
189)sukhoi ...............................4872 / 1
200)ys ........................................4644 / 4
230)Spacehead ......................3945 / 20
301)Logix .................................2738 / 0
408)Lithium381 .......................1877 / 0
422)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
439)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
558)JetsFanatic ........................1132 / 2
641)Shimmishim ......................873 / 6
667)titanmiller ............................807 / 5
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Milestones achieved on 5/1:
Robor - 137000 (137113)
LastKnight - 76000 (76064)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 52000 (52072)
Amer - 19000 (19042)
Fingers - 6000 (6002)
JonB - TeamAnandtech - 5000 (5000)
lobadobadingdong - 1500 (1505)
jhmirage - 1000 (1000)
nobody - 500 (566)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
JustStarting - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/30/2003
TheEvil1 - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/29/2003
lobadobadingdong - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/28/2003
WayneS - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/24/2003
Mighty Micron - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000- 4/24/2003
Wiz - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/22/2003
Nasty Neovan - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/20/2003
MoFunk - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/18/2003
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
_______________________________________
TheEvil1 enjoyed his time in the race lounge so much that he decided that another visit was in order. Crashing the finish line in the Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750, the Sinister Singularity once again doffs his cap to the crowd while they stand and stomp for the two-time champ as he approaches the entrance to the victory lounge with one of our patented races babes on each arm. TheEvil1 has become so popular that he has been inundated with endorsement offers and has had to hire an agent to negotiate his endorsement contracts. There's Evil tires, Evil wu holders, Evil toothepaste, Evil bottled gas, Evil hats, Evil jumpsuits, Evil chocolate bars, Evil underwear, and for those especially large and sinister dumps, Evil toilet paper. Keep in mind that all of these items are available at SRL souvenir stands (and restrooms). Congratulations for the second time this week, TheEvil1!
Two new races kick off this morning. The first race is a gathering of a few of TA's most prolific purgers and features TA's number one SETI producer, Rockin' Robor who will break the 140,000 career wu mark at some point during the contest. Joining Rockin' Robor in the 5000 WU Eat My Dust Derby is the Rebel Alliance, a mini team consisting of a triumverate of hot producers who have joined ranks to rid the quadrant of the evil empire and crunch a bunch of wu's. Rounding out the terrific trio is Stone Cold Crazee, the master of the incredible roaming crack rack. Having spent many months in the Lonely Racer's bracket, Crazee has decided to satisfy the many SRL fans (mostly female) who have been petitioning the SRL to add the Seti Stud to another contest. Good luck gentlemen and may the best wu sprinter win!
Our second race this morning pits three grizzled race veterans against a pair of rookies in a contest dubbed the 750 WU Master Muncher Marathon. As the starter's pistol fires, Lobadobadingdong Bell smokes a hot trail out of the gate and grabs hold of the lead position heading into the first turn after lambasting 13 big ones. Settling into second place is Powerful Pyxis who smashes up eight wu's to hit the pre-race qualifying tally right on the head. A sentimental favorite amongst the ladies in the crowd, Powerful Pyxis can hear the screams and squeals from the female contigent, prompting him to strike a studdly dump muscle pose briefly out of the gate. Bullet BobTheWizard grabs the third position and looks pretty neat in his new custom tailored SRL racing jumpsuit made for him by the race babes after his last visit to the victory lounge. Rounding out the field is a pair of rookie racers, ManWithPlan who has written up a detailed master plan that he hopes will guide him to victory, and GasPath2 who stumbles slightly exiting the starting gate to settle into the trailing position, a position his competitors hope he remains in considering the rumor being spread that his name has nothing to do with gasoline. Good luck, gentlemen!
Advancements among racers on 5/1 include Karsten up 1 to 57, neovan up 1 to 110, WayneS up 1 to 48, JetsFanatic up 1 to 558, Shimmishim up 1 to 641, titanmiller up 1 to 667.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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