Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................30237 / 107
41) cakin ....................................25851 / 97
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19710 / 13
58) Karsten ...............................19638 / 83
59) Swanny ...............................19252 / 103
60) Toft / Vold - DK ...................19055 / 58
64) Assimilator1 ......................18294 / 23
The Great 10K CountDown:
110)JimMc ...................................9659 / 18
111)neovan .................................9607 / 4
112)Reagan CRW .....................9528 / 47
114)The Wildnet Team..............9384 / 15
115)serialb ..................................9239 / 19
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................19252 / 103 (2572)
zodder ..................................35847 / 104 (2112)
cakin ....................................25851 / 97 (1986)
lane42 .................................30237 / 107 (1840)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Panhead49 ............................11772 / 28 (2966)
Darth Polo .............................24857 / 8 (2509)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12824 / 16 (1264)
SoulAssassin .......................23874 / 41 (962)
m2kewl ...................................34408 / 32 (930)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................12131 / 26 (836)
Poopaskoopa ................22074 / 29 (818)
AstIsis ................................1466 / 24 (764)
gistech1978 ....................3577 / 18 (719)
serialb ...............................9239 / 19 (684)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
teriba ......................................7667 / 20 (1141)
Kruptikos ...............................6120 / 12 (804)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
Adul .....................................4779 / 66 (580) :Q
BigFatCow .........................5823 / 24 (552)
SoggySocks ........................606 / 19 (332)
SWScorch ..........................3475 / 4 (295)
JustStarting .......................4342 / 11 (278)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
TheEvil1 ............................1969 / 10 (747)
Pyxis ..................................6109 / 9 (665)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................604 / 7 (453)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1267 / 0 (250)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................91659 / 328
6) LastKnight ......................75961 / 25
7) Smokeball ......................74161 / 161
9) IsOs .................................59573 / 66
13) The Federation ..............51970 / 106
19) Pazoo ..............................41072 / 59
21) Crazee ............................38593 / 209 :Q
24) Rebel Alliance ...............37086 / 195 :Q
27) wirelessenabled ...........34688 / 152
30) LANMAN..........................32598 / 1
32) Ben98SentraSE ............31006 / 84
35) Yield ................................28594 / 59
36) Networkman ..................28373 / 22
43) Tarca ...............................25593 / 8
46) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
49) WayneS ..........................23523 / 43
50) EvilWobbles ..................23384 / 64
54) DroolMAN! ......................20169 / 0
67) paf077 .............................17109 / 23
70) Basilisk420 ....................16481 / 14
71) Mighty Micron .................16228 / 55
72) jatwell ..............................15877 / 115 :Q
74) MoFunk ...........................15448 / 52
81) Baldy18 ...........................14038 / 0
100) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10915 / 5
107)Old Geezer .......................10325 / 4
128)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
138)Dazmite ............................6721 / 12
139)Evadman ..........................6638 / 8
180)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)JonB ..................................4951 / 65 :Q
189)sukhoi ...............................4871 / 2
200)ys ........................................4640 / 4
230)Spacehead ......................3925 / 0
301)Logix .................................2738 / 1
408)Lithium381 .......................1877 / 0
422)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
438)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
449)BobTheWizard ..................1617 / 10
477)lobadobadingdong .........1492 / 11
559)JetsFanatic ........................1130 / 3
642)Shimmishim ......................867 / 23 :Q
668)titanmiller ............................802 / 7
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Milestones achieved on 4/30:
TeAm M&M - 66000 (66194)
Rebel Alliance - 37000 (37086)
Ben Davis - 31000 (31006)
Toft / Vold - DK - 19000 (19055)
Alan J. Simpson - 13000 (13011)
m3a2 - 2500 (2506)
MongoX - 1500 (1514)
[VaX]Anansi - 250 (252)
eitan - 250 (251)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
JustStarting - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/30/2003
TheEvil1 - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/29/2003
lobadobadingdong - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/28/2003
WayneS - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/24/2003
Mighty Micron - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000- 4/24/2003
Wiz - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/22/2003
Nasty Neovan - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/20/2003
MoFunk - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/18/2003
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
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Makin' Bacon Cakin has fired up the grill big time in his two races, today nearly hitting the century pace with 97. Unfortunately for the misplaced Aggie, that's only good enough for last place on the day in both Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42, and the 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup. In the latter race, all three of his race mates exceed the magical 100-wu mark making cakin's road quite hard to navigate. In 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!, the King of Karnage Karsten has pulled to within firing range of LiveLongAndProsper and has loaded up the wu cannon for a double-barrelled blast aimed at taking out all six of LL&P's rear tires. Meanwhile, Swell Swanny flaps away at the distance between his honking beak and Karsten's aft end, narrowing the deficit to 386 and causing a look of concern to cross the King's face. This should get interesting in the days to come.
Minnie Minendo may be having a bit of mechanical trouble with the wu injector feed snout on the deconstruction chamber manifold for the left inboard disassembly routing expander module. There's really no other way to explain the sudden drop in production as the ranks begin to close in from the rear in the 2000 WU Bump and Dump. Well, I guess a pit bull in his shorts might explain the drop in production too, but that's another ballgame. Sensing the leader's sudden struggle, both SoulAssassin and Kaptain Kewlie stand on the accelerators and crumple up 41 and 32 wu's respectively to take advantage of the situation. The Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer has the crowd on it's feet as Poopsie slowly closes in on Whackin' Wiz's wu whackin' wizzer. Leading the bracket with 29, Poopsie has cut the margin down to 18 and is pushing the Poop Skoop Coupe for all it's worth. Meanwhile, AstIsis strengthens her hold on the third position with an excellent 24 tally to expand her lead over gistech1978 to 45.
Terrible Teriba clears the twenty wu mark for the second day in a row in the 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper, lengthening his already daunting lead over the K-Man Kruptikos. Pausing for just a moment to savor his front-running position, Terrible Teriba slides open the door to his racing rig and tosses a couple buckets of wu oil onto the track just in case the K-Man has any ideas of getting too close. Awesome Adul has blasted his way back into first place with a power purge consisting of 66 workunits in the Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff. BigFatCow lets out a big fat moo of terror as he begins to breathe in the dust rising from Adul's rig, but the Portly Bovine lowers his head and breaks into a gallant gallop in an attempt to close the gap. Meanwhile, SoggySocks storms forth with an impressive 19 from his rigs and Scorchie glances in his rear-view mirror to find JustStarting closing fast, now only 17 wu's from handing him the keys to the powder room.
Advancements among racers on 4/30 include British Bulldog Racers up 1 to 102, BobTheWizard up 1 to 449, lobadobadingdong up 3 to 477, Shimmishim up 10 to 642, titanmiller up 3 to 668.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................30237 / 107
41) cakin ....................................25851 / 97
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19710 / 13
58) Karsten ...............................19638 / 83
59) Swanny ...............................19252 / 103
60) Toft / Vold - DK ...................19055 / 58
64) Assimilator1 ......................18294 / 23
The Great 10K CountDown:
110)JimMc ...................................9659 / 18
111)neovan .................................9607 / 4
112)Reagan CRW .....................9528 / 47
114)The Wildnet Team..............9384 / 15
115)serialb ..................................9239 / 19
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................19252 / 103 (2572)
zodder ..................................35847 / 104 (2112)
cakin ....................................25851 / 97 (1986)
lane42 .................................30237 / 107 (1840)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Panhead49 ............................11772 / 28 (2966)
Darth Polo .............................24857 / 8 (2509)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12824 / 16 (1264)
SoulAssassin .......................23874 / 41 (962)
m2kewl ...................................34408 / 32 (930)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................12131 / 26 (836)
Poopaskoopa ................22074 / 29 (818)
AstIsis ................................1466 / 24 (764)
gistech1978 ....................3577 / 18 (719)
serialb ...............................9239 / 19 (684)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
teriba ......................................7667 / 20 (1141)
Kruptikos ...............................6120 / 12 (804)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
Adul .....................................4779 / 66 (580) :Q
BigFatCow .........................5823 / 24 (552)
SoggySocks ........................606 / 19 (332)
SWScorch ..........................3475 / 4 (295)
JustStarting .......................4342 / 11 (278)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
TheEvil1 ............................1969 / 10 (747)
Pyxis ..................................6109 / 9 (665)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................604 / 7 (453)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1267 / 0 (250)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................91659 / 328
6) LastKnight ......................75961 / 25
7) Smokeball ......................74161 / 161
9) IsOs .................................59573 / 66
13) The Federation ..............51970 / 106
19) Pazoo ..............................41072 / 59
21) Crazee ............................38593 / 209 :Q
24) Rebel Alliance ...............37086 / 195 :Q
27) wirelessenabled ...........34688 / 152
30) LANMAN..........................32598 / 1
32) Ben98SentraSE ............31006 / 84
35) Yield ................................28594 / 59
36) Networkman ..................28373 / 22
43) Tarca ...............................25593 / 8
46) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
49) WayneS ..........................23523 / 43
50) EvilWobbles ..................23384 / 64
54) DroolMAN! ......................20169 / 0
67) paf077 .............................17109 / 23
70) Basilisk420 ....................16481 / 14
71) Mighty Micron .................16228 / 55
72) jatwell ..............................15877 / 115 :Q
74) MoFunk ...........................15448 / 52
81) Baldy18 ...........................14038 / 0
100) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10915 / 5
107)Old Geezer .......................10325 / 4
128)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
138)Dazmite ............................6721 / 12
139)Evadman ..........................6638 / 8
180)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)JonB ..................................4951 / 65 :Q
189)sukhoi ...............................4871 / 2
200)ys ........................................4640 / 4
230)Spacehead ......................3925 / 0
301)Logix .................................2738 / 1
408)Lithium381 .......................1877 / 0
422)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
438)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
449)BobTheWizard ..................1617 / 10
477)lobadobadingdong .........1492 / 11
559)JetsFanatic ........................1130 / 3
642)Shimmishim ......................867 / 23 :Q
668)titanmiller ............................802 / 7
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Milestones achieved on 4/30:
TeAm M&M - 66000 (66194)
Rebel Alliance - 37000 (37086)
Ben Davis - 31000 (31006)
Toft / Vold - DK - 19000 (19055)
Alan J. Simpson - 13000 (13011)
m3a2 - 2500 (2506)
MongoX - 1500 (1514)
[VaX]Anansi - 250 (252)
eitan - 250 (251)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
JustStarting - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/30/2003
TheEvil1 - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/29/2003
lobadobadingdong - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/28/2003
WayneS - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/24/2003
Mighty Micron - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000- 4/24/2003
Wiz - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/22/2003
Nasty Neovan - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/20/2003
MoFunk - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/18/2003
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
_______________________________________
Makin' Bacon Cakin has fired up the grill big time in his two races, today nearly hitting the century pace with 97. Unfortunately for the misplaced Aggie, that's only good enough for last place on the day in both Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42, and the 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup. In the latter race, all three of his race mates exceed the magical 100-wu mark making cakin's road quite hard to navigate. In 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!, the King of Karnage Karsten has pulled to within firing range of LiveLongAndProsper and has loaded up the wu cannon for a double-barrelled blast aimed at taking out all six of LL&P's rear tires. Meanwhile, Swell Swanny flaps away at the distance between his honking beak and Karsten's aft end, narrowing the deficit to 386 and causing a look of concern to cross the King's face. This should get interesting in the days to come.
Minnie Minendo may be having a bit of mechanical trouble with the wu injector feed snout on the deconstruction chamber manifold for the left inboard disassembly routing expander module. There's really no other way to explain the sudden drop in production as the ranks begin to close in from the rear in the 2000 WU Bump and Dump. Well, I guess a pit bull in his shorts might explain the drop in production too, but that's another ballgame. Sensing the leader's sudden struggle, both SoulAssassin and Kaptain Kewlie stand on the accelerators and crumple up 41 and 32 wu's respectively to take advantage of the situation. The Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer has the crowd on it's feet as Poopsie slowly closes in on Whackin' Wiz's wu whackin' wizzer. Leading the bracket with 29, Poopsie has cut the margin down to 18 and is pushing the Poop Skoop Coupe for all it's worth. Meanwhile, AstIsis strengthens her hold on the third position with an excellent 24 tally to expand her lead over gistech1978 to 45.
Terrible Teriba clears the twenty wu mark for the second day in a row in the 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper, lengthening his already daunting lead over the K-Man Kruptikos. Pausing for just a moment to savor his front-running position, Terrible Teriba slides open the door to his racing rig and tosses a couple buckets of wu oil onto the track just in case the K-Man has any ideas of getting too close. Awesome Adul has blasted his way back into first place with a power purge consisting of 66 workunits in the Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff. BigFatCow lets out a big fat moo of terror as he begins to breathe in the dust rising from Adul's rig, but the Portly Bovine lowers his head and breaks into a gallant gallop in an attempt to close the gap. Meanwhile, SoggySocks storms forth with an impressive 19 from his rigs and Scorchie glances in his rear-view mirror to find JustStarting closing fast, now only 17 wu's from handing him the keys to the powder room.
Advancements among racers on 4/30 include British Bulldog Racers up 1 to 102, BobTheWizard up 1 to 449, lobadobadingdong up 3 to 477, Shimmishim up 10 to 642, titanmiller up 3 to 668.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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