Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................29557 / 20
43) cakin ....................................25023 / 65
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19533 / 22
58) Karsten ...............................18861 / 74
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18581 / 21
61) Swanny ...............................18250 / 94
63) Assimilator1 ......................17999 / 20
The Great 10K CountDown:
110)JimMc ...................................9458 / 18
112)neovan .................................9422 / 14
113)The Wildnet Team..............9233 / 17
115)Reagan CRW .....................9068 / 31
116)serialb ..................................9048 / 18
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................18250 / 94 (1570)
zodder ..................................34981 / 56 (1246)
lane42 .................................29557 / 20 (1160)
cakin ....................................25023 / 65 (1158)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
WayneS .................................23052 / 43 (2853)
Mighty Micron .......................15684 / 35 (2822)
OhioDude .............................24101 / 45 (2713)
Panhead49 ............................11325 / 9 (2519)
Darth Polo .............................24675 / 8 (2327)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12463 / 42 (903)
SoulAssassin .......................23550 / 45 (638)
m2kewl ...................................34112 / 21 (634)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11876 / 29 (581)
Poopaskoopa ................21791 / 25 (535)
AstIsis ................................1222 / 30 (520)
serialb ...............................9048 / 18 (493)
gistech1978 ....................3332 / 26 (474)
DAPUNISHER .................4610 / 0 (110)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
Wiz ........................................11876 / 29 (1496)
teriba ......................................7511 / 11 (985)
Kruptikos ...............................6025 / 8 (709)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1838 / 14 (907)
KCJeeper ............................7796 / 2 (650)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5638 / 27 (367)
Adul .....................................4528 / 18 (329)
SWScorch ..........................3413 / 12 (233)
SoggySocks ........................470 / 8 (196)
JustStarting .......................4233 / 11 (169)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
lobadobadingdong ..........1378 / 4 (672)
JustStarting ......................4233 / 11 (656)
TheEvil1 ............................1838 / 14 (616)
Pyxis ..................................6024 / 9 (580)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................531 / 7 (380)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1241 / 2 (224)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................89218 / 219
6) LastKnight ......................74598 / 286
7) Smokeball ......................72532 / 165
9) IsOs .................................58928 / 62
13) The Federation ..............50851 / 102
19) Pazoo ..............................40331 / 75
21) Crazee ............................37330 / 113
24) Rebel Alliance ...............35623 / 133
29) wirelessenabled ...........33473 / 115
30) LANMAN..........................32247 / 66
32) Ben98SentraSE ............30208 / 91
35) Networkman ..................28144 / 38
36) Yield ................................28052 / 76
45) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
50) EvilWobbles ..................22762 / 33
54) DroolMAN! ......................20135 / 5
68) Basilisk420 ....................16314 / 21
69) paf077 .............................16306 / 31
73) jatwell ..............................15157 / 61
74) MoFunk ...........................14989 / 52
80) Baldy18 ...........................14036 / 0
99) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
103)British Bulldog Racers ..10865 / 8
107)Old Geezer .......................10273 / 4
125)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
138)Dazmite ............................6634 / 15
141)Evadman ..........................6556 / 8
178)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4818 / 8
200)ys ........................................4537 / 11
203)JonB ..................................4488 / 31
231)Spacehead ......................3811 / 11
301)Logix .................................2728 / 3
412)Lithium381 .......................1822 / 0
419)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
435)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
467)BobTheWizard ..................1518 / 13
555)JetsFanatic .......................1117 / 1
689)titanmiller ............................748 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 4/20:
Pie Derro - 89000 (89218)
Yield - 28000 (28052)
Home_of_Akin - 25000 (25023)
baxsie - 6000 (6010)
cherub - 5000 (5011)
TJN23 - 5000 (5002)
Sean McLaughlin and Dawn Sulok - 3000 (3013)
chd3rd - 3000 (3000)
WHSLacrossekid - 2500 (2502)
Baker-Tech - 2500 (2501)
cismaxz - 1000 (1014)
CyberDuck - 1000 (1007)
bot2600 - 100 (104)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Nasty Neovan - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/20/2003
MoFunk - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/18/2003
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
Yield - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/15/2003
crt1530 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/14/2003
Shimmishim - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/11/2003
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
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Today we're holding the awards ceremony delayed by the holiday weekend for Nasty Neovan who crossed the finish line yesterday in the 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper. With great pomp and circumstance, neovan receives his lounge key and awards certificate suitable for framing and hanging on his bathroom wall right above the toilet that proclaims him as an official "Seti Stud". In the early going of this race, Neovan surged to the front and stayed there for a number of days, until overtaken by Jolly JonB who is now enjoying his semi-retirement down in Texas sipping a Prickly Pear Mead by the pool. Still, Neovan battled for the lead, causing more than just a few droplets of acid to form in JonB's gut. But alas for Nasty Neo, a first place victory was not to be. But crossing the finish line is always a cause to party in the SRL and the fans are on their feet hooting and hollerin' their appreciation for our latest hero. The race babes have prepared the lounge with left-over Easter candy and are ready to show Neo a good time. According to them, Neo's moniker adjective should be "Naughty" instead of "Nasty". :Q Congratulations, Neovan!
Gotta go!
Advancements among racers on 4/20 include JimMc up 1 to 110, Dazmite up 1 to 138, ys up 1 to 200, Logix up 1 to 301, titanmiller up 3 to 689.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................29557 / 20
43) cakin ....................................25023 / 65
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19533 / 22
58) Karsten ...............................18861 / 74
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18581 / 21
61) Swanny ...............................18250 / 94
63) Assimilator1 ......................17999 / 20
The Great 10K CountDown:
110)JimMc ...................................9458 / 18
112)neovan .................................9422 / 14
113)The Wildnet Team..............9233 / 17
115)Reagan CRW .....................9068 / 31
116)serialb ..................................9048 / 18
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................18250 / 94 (1570)
zodder ..................................34981 / 56 (1246)
lane42 .................................29557 / 20 (1160)
cakin ....................................25023 / 65 (1158)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
WayneS .................................23052 / 43 (2853)
Mighty Micron .......................15684 / 35 (2822)
OhioDude .............................24101 / 45 (2713)
Panhead49 ............................11325 / 9 (2519)
Darth Polo .............................24675 / 8 (2327)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12463 / 42 (903)
SoulAssassin .......................23550 / 45 (638)
m2kewl ...................................34112 / 21 (634)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11876 / 29 (581)
Poopaskoopa ................21791 / 25 (535)
AstIsis ................................1222 / 30 (520)
serialb ...............................9048 / 18 (493)
gistech1978 ....................3332 / 26 (474)
DAPUNISHER .................4610 / 0 (110)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
Wiz ........................................11876 / 29 (1496)
teriba ......................................7511 / 11 (985)
Kruptikos ...............................6025 / 8 (709)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1838 / 14 (907)
KCJeeper ............................7796 / 2 (650)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5638 / 27 (367)
Adul .....................................4528 / 18 (329)
SWScorch ..........................3413 / 12 (233)
SoggySocks ........................470 / 8 (196)
JustStarting .......................4233 / 11 (169)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
lobadobadingdong ..........1378 / 4 (672)
JustStarting ......................4233 / 11 (656)
TheEvil1 ............................1838 / 14 (616)
Pyxis ..................................6024 / 9 (580)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................531 / 7 (380)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1241 / 2 (224)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................89218 / 219
6) LastKnight ......................74598 / 286
7) Smokeball ......................72532 / 165
9) IsOs .................................58928 / 62
13) The Federation ..............50851 / 102
19) Pazoo ..............................40331 / 75
21) Crazee ............................37330 / 113
24) Rebel Alliance ...............35623 / 133
29) wirelessenabled ...........33473 / 115
30) LANMAN..........................32247 / 66
32) Ben98SentraSE ............30208 / 91
35) Networkman ..................28144 / 38
36) Yield ................................28052 / 76
45) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
50) EvilWobbles ..................22762 / 33
54) DroolMAN! ......................20135 / 5
68) Basilisk420 ....................16314 / 21
69) paf077 .............................16306 / 31
73) jatwell ..............................15157 / 61
74) MoFunk ...........................14989 / 52
80) Baldy18 ...........................14036 / 0
99) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
103)British Bulldog Racers ..10865 / 8
107)Old Geezer .......................10273 / 4
125)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
138)Dazmite ............................6634 / 15
141)Evadman ..........................6556 / 8
178)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4818 / 8
200)ys ........................................4537 / 11
203)JonB ..................................4488 / 31
231)Spacehead ......................3811 / 11
301)Logix .................................2728 / 3
412)Lithium381 .......................1822 / 0
419)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
435)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
467)BobTheWizard ..................1518 / 13
555)JetsFanatic .......................1117 / 1
689)titanmiller ............................748 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 4/20:
Pie Derro - 89000 (89218)
Yield - 28000 (28052)
Home_of_Akin - 25000 (25023)
baxsie - 6000 (6010)
cherub - 5000 (5011)
TJN23 - 5000 (5002)
Sean McLaughlin and Dawn Sulok - 3000 (3013)
chd3rd - 3000 (3000)
WHSLacrossekid - 2500 (2502)
Baker-Tech - 2500 (2501)
cismaxz - 1000 (1014)
CyberDuck - 1000 (1007)
bot2600 - 100 (104)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Nasty Neovan - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/20/2003
MoFunk - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/18/2003
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
Yield - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/15/2003
crt1530 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/14/2003
Shimmishim - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/11/2003
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
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Today we're holding the awards ceremony delayed by the holiday weekend for Nasty Neovan who crossed the finish line yesterday in the 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper. With great pomp and circumstance, neovan receives his lounge key and awards certificate suitable for framing and hanging on his bathroom wall right above the toilet that proclaims him as an official "Seti Stud". In the early going of this race, Neovan surged to the front and stayed there for a number of days, until overtaken by Jolly JonB who is now enjoying his semi-retirement down in Texas sipping a Prickly Pear Mead by the pool. Still, Neovan battled for the lead, causing more than just a few droplets of acid to form in JonB's gut. But alas for Nasty Neo, a first place victory was not to be. But crossing the finish line is always a cause to party in the SRL and the fans are on their feet hooting and hollerin' their appreciation for our latest hero. The race babes have prepared the lounge with left-over Easter candy and are ready to show Neo a good time. According to them, Neo's moniker adjective should be "Naughty" instead of "Nasty". :Q Congratulations, Neovan!
Gotta go!
Advancements among racers on 4/20 include JimMc up 1 to 110, Dazmite up 1 to 138, ys up 1 to 200, Logix up 1 to 301, titanmiller up 3 to 689.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
