Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................29349 / 19
43) cakin ....................................24815 / 71 🙂
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19463 / 20
58) Karsten ...............................18641 / 90 🙂
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18515 / 46 🙂
62) Swanny ...............................18005 / 91 🙂
63) Assimilator1 ......................17926 / 65 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9408 / 16
112)neovan .................................9364 / 21 🙂
113)The Wildnet Team..............9188 / 12
115)serialb ..................................9001 / 14
116)Reagan CRW .....................8879 / 41 🙂
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................18005 / 91 (1325) 🙂
zodder ..................................34807 / 73 (1072) 🙂
lane42 .................................29349 / 19 (952)
cakin ....................................24815 / 71 (950) 🙂
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
MoFunk .................................14818 / 28 (3026) :beer: :beer:
WayneS .................................22917 / 64 (2718) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................15578 / 48 (2716) 🙂
OhioDude .............................23970 / 44 (2582)
Panhead49 ............................11218 / 9 (2412)
Darth Polo .............................24653 / 6 (2305)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12337 / 41 (777) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................34043 / 30 (565) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................23471 / 27 (559)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11803 / 26 (508) 🙂
Poopaskoopa ................21710 / 25 (454) 🙂
serialb ...............................9001 / 14 (446)
AstIsis ................................1137 / 27 (435) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................3257 / 26 (399) 🙂
DAPUNISHER .................4610 / 0 (110)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
neovan ...................................9364 / 21 (1460) 🙂
Wiz ........................................11803 / 26 (1423) 🙂
teriba ......................................7482 / 13 (956)
Kruptikos ...............................5997 / 4 (681)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1798 / 14 (867) 🙂
KCJeeper ............................7792 / 0 (646)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5583 / 0 (312)
Adul .....................................4476 / 12 (277)
SWScorch ..........................3377 / 14 (197) 🙂
SoggySocks ........................430 / 18 (156) 🙂
JustStarting .......................4200 / 13 (136) 🙂
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
lobadobadingdong ..........1374 / 0 (668)
JustStarting ......................4200 / 13 (623) 🙂
TheEvil1 ............................1798 / 14 (576) 🙂
Pyxis ..................................5997 / 10 (553)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................510 / 2 (359)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1233 / 3 (216)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................88382 / 130
6) LastKnight ......................73744 / 282 🙂
7) Smokeball ......................72038 / 159
9) IsOs .................................58729 / 66
13) The Federation ..............50536 / 86
19) Pazoo ..............................40105 / 74
22) Crazee ............................36960 / 129 🙂
24) Rebel Alliance ...............35207 / 138 🙂
29) wirelessenabled ...........33112 / 124 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................31541 / 2
32) Ben98SentraSE ............29884 / 142
35) Networkman ..................28071 / 8
37) CraigRT .............................27871 / 52 🙂
45) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
50) EvilWobbles ..................22661 / 32 🙂
54) DroolMAN! ......................20130 / 6
68) Basilisk420 ....................16253 / 24
69) paf077 .............................16192 / 70 :Q
73) jatwell ..............................14952 / 84 🙂
79) Baldy18 ...........................14035 / 0
99) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
103)British Bulldog Racers ..10848 / 4
107)Old Geezer .......................10257 / 7
124)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6593 / 19 🙂
141)Evadman ..........................6526 / 11
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4796 / 6
200)ys ........................................4515 / 4
203)JonB ..................................4407 / 57 🙂
232)Spacehead ......................3771 / 10
301)Logix .................................2722 / 0
409)Lithium381 .......................1822 / 21 🙂
418)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
434)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
472)BobTheWizard ..................1491 / 8
555)JetsFanatic .......................1112 / 1
699)titanmiller ............................729 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 4/17:
TeAm Smokeball - 72000 (72038) 😀
GhettoFob - 36000 (36016) 🙂
wirelessenabled - 33000 (33112) 😀
Swanny - 18000 (18005) 😀
serialb - 9000 (9001) 😀
kerro - 4000 (4008)
hymy - 4000 (4005)
MongoX - 1000 (1013)
Heretik - 500 (500)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
Yield - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/15/2003
crt1530 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/14/2003
Shimmishim - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/11/2003
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
Magnificent Maggotry - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/7/2003
SWScorch - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/2/2003
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And just when
It hit me
Somebody turned around and shouted,
"Play that Funky music, white boy!"
"Play that Funky music right!"
The theme song for Captain Funky blares over the PA system at Beat Park and from the Godzilla sound system aboard the psychadelic Funky Bus as the master of funk MoFunk steers the big bus across the finish line and up to the awards stand in Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000. Emerging from the bus, all spiffed up in his bell-bottomed hip-hugger pants, big do, and mirrored shades, MoFunk thrusts his arm into the air, striking a classic Travolta dance-floor pose that he learned before the race while attending a master class with the SRL's official dance consultant Rowdy Ray, stirring the crowd into an absolute frenzy. With flash-bulbs popping all around, Captain Funky smiles and heads towards the awards presenter to pick up his certificate and lounge key. Midway to his destination, he cuts loose with a shoulder shimmy and a double pirouette ending in a flying split, all very cool and in perfect step with the funky music. Unfortunately, the split was more than just a dance move because the bell bottomed trousers now have considerably more ventilation in the crotch area, a fact to which many of the ladies in the stands take notice and promptly faint. Congratulations, MoFunk! And keep on playing that funky music!
Gotta go!
Advancements among racers on 4/17 include Assimilator1 up 1 to 63, EvilWobbles up 1 to 50, JonB up 2 to 203, Lithium381 up 2 to 409, BobTheWizard up 3 to 472.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................29349 / 19
43) cakin ....................................24815 / 71 🙂
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19463 / 20
58) Karsten ...............................18641 / 90 🙂
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18515 / 46 🙂
62) Swanny ...............................18005 / 91 🙂
63) Assimilator1 ......................17926 / 65 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9408 / 16
112)neovan .................................9364 / 21 🙂
113)The Wildnet Team..............9188 / 12
115)serialb ..................................9001 / 14
116)Reagan CRW .....................8879 / 41 🙂
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................18005 / 91 (1325) 🙂
zodder ..................................34807 / 73 (1072) 🙂
lane42 .................................29349 / 19 (952)
cakin ....................................24815 / 71 (950) 🙂
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
MoFunk .................................14818 / 28 (3026) :beer: :beer:
WayneS .................................22917 / 64 (2718) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................15578 / 48 (2716) 🙂
OhioDude .............................23970 / 44 (2582)
Panhead49 ............................11218 / 9 (2412)
Darth Polo .............................24653 / 6 (2305)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12337 / 41 (777) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................34043 / 30 (565) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................23471 / 27 (559)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11803 / 26 (508) 🙂
Poopaskoopa ................21710 / 25 (454) 🙂
serialb ...............................9001 / 14 (446)
AstIsis ................................1137 / 27 (435) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................3257 / 26 (399) 🙂
DAPUNISHER .................4610 / 0 (110)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
neovan ...................................9364 / 21 (1460) 🙂
Wiz ........................................11803 / 26 (1423) 🙂
teriba ......................................7482 / 13 (956)
Kruptikos ...............................5997 / 4 (681)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1798 / 14 (867) 🙂
KCJeeper ............................7792 / 0 (646)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5583 / 0 (312)
Adul .....................................4476 / 12 (277)
SWScorch ..........................3377 / 14 (197) 🙂
SoggySocks ........................430 / 18 (156) 🙂
JustStarting .......................4200 / 13 (136) 🙂
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
lobadobadingdong ..........1374 / 0 (668)
JustStarting ......................4200 / 13 (623) 🙂
TheEvil1 ............................1798 / 14 (576) 🙂
Pyxis ..................................5997 / 10 (553)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................510 / 2 (359)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1233 / 3 (216)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................88382 / 130
6) LastKnight ......................73744 / 282 🙂
7) Smokeball ......................72038 / 159
9) IsOs .................................58729 / 66
13) The Federation ..............50536 / 86
19) Pazoo ..............................40105 / 74
22) Crazee ............................36960 / 129 🙂
24) Rebel Alliance ...............35207 / 138 🙂
29) wirelessenabled ...........33112 / 124 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................31541 / 2
32) Ben98SentraSE ............29884 / 142
35) Networkman ..................28071 / 8
37) CraigRT .............................27871 / 52 🙂
45) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
50) EvilWobbles ..................22661 / 32 🙂
54) DroolMAN! ......................20130 / 6
68) Basilisk420 ....................16253 / 24
69) paf077 .............................16192 / 70 :Q
73) jatwell ..............................14952 / 84 🙂
79) Baldy18 ...........................14035 / 0
99) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
103)British Bulldog Racers ..10848 / 4
107)Old Geezer .......................10257 / 7
124)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6593 / 19 🙂
141)Evadman ..........................6526 / 11
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4796 / 6
200)ys ........................................4515 / 4
203)JonB ..................................4407 / 57 🙂
232)Spacehead ......................3771 / 10
301)Logix .................................2722 / 0
409)Lithium381 .......................1822 / 21 🙂
418)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
434)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
472)BobTheWizard ..................1491 / 8
555)JetsFanatic .......................1112 / 1
699)titanmiller ............................729 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 4/17:
TeAm Smokeball - 72000 (72038) 😀
GhettoFob - 36000 (36016) 🙂
wirelessenabled - 33000 (33112) 😀
Swanny - 18000 (18005) 😀
serialb - 9000 (9001) 😀
kerro - 4000 (4008)
hymy - 4000 (4005)
MongoX - 1000 (1013)
Heretik - 500 (500)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
Yield - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/15/2003
crt1530 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/14/2003
Shimmishim - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/11/2003
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
Magnificent Maggotry - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/7/2003
SWScorch - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/2/2003
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And just when
It hit me
Somebody turned around and shouted,
"Play that Funky music, white boy!"
"Play that Funky music right!"
The theme song for Captain Funky blares over the PA system at Beat Park and from the Godzilla sound system aboard the psychadelic Funky Bus as the master of funk MoFunk steers the big bus across the finish line and up to the awards stand in Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000. Emerging from the bus, all spiffed up in his bell-bottomed hip-hugger pants, big do, and mirrored shades, MoFunk thrusts his arm into the air, striking a classic Travolta dance-floor pose that he learned before the race while attending a master class with the SRL's official dance consultant Rowdy Ray, stirring the crowd into an absolute frenzy. With flash-bulbs popping all around, Captain Funky smiles and heads towards the awards presenter to pick up his certificate and lounge key. Midway to his destination, he cuts loose with a shoulder shimmy and a double pirouette ending in a flying split, all very cool and in perfect step with the funky music. Unfortunately, the split was more than just a dance move because the bell bottomed trousers now have considerably more ventilation in the crotch area, a fact to which many of the ladies in the stands take notice and promptly faint. Congratulations, MoFunk! And keep on playing that funky music!
Gotta go!
Advancements among racers on 4/17 include Assimilator1 up 1 to 63, EvilWobbles up 1 to 50, JonB up 2 to 203, Lithium381 up 2 to 409, BobTheWizard up 3 to 472.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
