Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................29330 / 90
43) cakin ....................................24744 / 70
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19443 / 12
58) Karsten ...............................18551 / 91
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18469 / 53
62) Swanny ...............................17914 / 83
64) Assimilator1 ......................17861 / 23
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9392 / 21
112)neovan .................................9343 / 18
113)The Wildnet Team..............9176 / 19
115)serialb ..................................8987 / 13
116)Reagan CRW .....................8838 / 40
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................17914 / 83 (1234)
zodder ..................................34734 / 90 (999)
lane42 .................................29330 / 90 (933)
cakin ....................................24744 / 70 (879)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
MoFunk .................................14790 / 73 (2998)
Mighty Micron .......................15530 / 48 (2668)
WayneS .................................22853 / 42 (2654)
OhioDude .............................23926 / 42 (2538)
Panhead49 ............................11209 / 67 (2403)
Darth Polo .............................24647 / 8 (2299)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12296 / 44 (736)
m2kewl ...................................34013 / 25 (535)
SoulAssassin .......................23444 / 13 (532)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11777 / 26 (482)
serialb ...............................8987 / 13 (432)
Poopaskoopa ................21685 / 19 (429)
AstIsis ................................1110 / 24 (408)
gistech1978 ....................3231 / 23 (373)
DAPUNISHER .................4610 / 0 (110)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
neovan ...................................9343 / 18 (1439)
Wiz ........................................11777 / 26 (1397)
teriba ......................................7469 / 11 (943)
Kruptikos ...............................5993 / 9 (677)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1784 / 11 (853)
KCJeeper ............................7792 / 1 (646)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5583 / 25 (312)
Adul .....................................4464 / 19 (265)
SWScorch ..........................3363 / 11 (183)
SoggySocks ........................412 / 11 (138)
JustStarting .......................4187 / 11 (123)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
lobadobadingdong ..........1374 / 0 (668)
JustStarting ......................4187 / 11 (610)
TheEvil1 ............................1784 / 11 (562)
Pyxis ..................................5987 / 9 (543)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................508 / 4 (357)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1230 / 3 (213)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................88252 / 237
6) LastKnight ......................73462 / 280
7) Smokeball ......................71879 / 180
9) IsOs .................................58663 / 73
13) The Federation ..............50450 / 93
19) Pazoo ..............................40031 / 72
22) Crazee ............................36831 / 119
24) Rebel Alliance ...............35069 / 109
29) wirelessenabled ...........32988 / 122
30) LANMAN..........................31539 / 1
32) Ben98SentraSE ............29742 / 160
35) Networkman ..................28063 / 9
37) Yield ................................27819 / 64
45) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
51) EvilWobbles ..................22629 / 30
54) DroolMAN! ......................20124 / 3
68) Basilisk420 ....................16229 / 14
69) paf077 .............................16122 / 59
73) jatwell ..............................14868 / 79
79) Baldy18 ...........................14035 / 0
99) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
103)British Bulldog Racers ..10844 / 5
106)Old Geezer .......................10250 / 3
124)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6574 / 7
141)Evadman ..........................6515 / 11
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4790 / 7
200)ys ........................................4511 / 10
205)JonB ..................................4350 / 29
232)Spacehead ......................3761 / 15
301)Logix .................................2722 / 4
411)Lithium381 .......................1801 / 0
418)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
433)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
554)JetsFanatic .......................1111 / 2
698)titanmiller ............................729 / 4
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Milestones achieved on 4/16:
Cory - 81000 (81081)
pazoo - 40000 (40031)
Rebel Alliance - 35000 (35069)
TA Cube - 35000 (35000)
m2kewl - 34000 (34013)
Ammocan - 15000 (15047)
Confused - Team Anandtech - 2500 (2517)
rob - 2500 (2503)
OLS - veraxoin - 1500 (1762)
Peter Valverius - 1000 (1017)
bambam3883 - 100 (100)
rozeskjm - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
Yield - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/15/2003
crt1530 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/14/2003
Shimmishim - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/11/2003
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
Magnificent Maggotry - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/7/2003
SWScorch - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/2/2003
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Bullet BobTheWizard was so entertaining in the victory lounge yesterday that the babes have asked him to stay and party a little longer. They really enjoyed his magic tricks and he was so attentive during the physics lecture that they literally begged him to stay another day. Problem is, he's getting pretty wrinkly now that he's been soaking in the hottub for 24 hours. Oh well, the life of a champion cruncher is anything but easy...
Lean Lane42 is making life a little difficult on Makin' Bacon Cakin in Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42. Meeting or exceeding the Bacon Man's production on nearly every day of the race so far has put the kabosh on cakin's plans to unseed lane from his current team ranking of 33. Swell Swanny has overtaken Assimilator1 in team standings in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!, relegating the friendly Brit to the trailing spot in the bracket. That's just fine in Assimilator1's book though, since he has his eyes squarely on the target cruising at TA spot 59, the team of Great Danes lead by their intrepid captain, Toft the Teriffic. Unfortunately for Assim1, the Great Danes have laid a little smack down on the track to the tune of 53 pounded packets, making his task that much more difficult, at least for the time being.
People are starting to talk in whispers about Zappin' Zod and lane42 in the 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup. Yet another day finds that pair equalling each other's production. Today, they dance a whacky wu waltz with 90 workunits each. Meanwhile, everything in Swell Swanny's life is completely structured and ordered at the front of the pack. His 83 for the day lands him on the perfectly sequenced race tally of 1234, a thrilling precision maneuver that will earn him an extra Oreo or two when he makes his way into the lounge at the race's completion regardless of placement. There's a nice battle raging for second place in the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer between serialb, poopaskoopa, and our first lady of racing AstIsis. serialb leads the tremendous trio, nursing a shrinking three wu lead over Poopsie who is mounting a concerted charge. To their rear, AstIsis has shifted her rigs back into race gear and is making a determined run from 25 wu's back.
BigFatCow continues to smash the bracket in Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff, hoofing his wide bovinely divine countenance all over the competition. Averaging mid-twenties on a daily basis, considerably higher than his pre-race average, BigFatCow is proving that he's more than just a pretty face and is making the road rather messy for Awesome Adul and the remainder of that bracket. With less than 100 wu's to go to the checkered flag in the Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750, lobadobadingdong has apparently developed some mechanical problems with his racing rig. Stalled out on the back stretch at wu marker 668, lobadoba tries frantically to restart his cruiser while both JustStarting and TheEvil1, perhaps sensing lobadoba'a recent tribulations, have put the hammer down and are closing in on the stationary racer's position.
Advancements among racers on 4/16 include Swanny up 1 to 62, Reagan CRW up 1 to 116, JonB up 1 to 205, titanmiller up 1 to 698.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................29330 / 90
43) cakin ....................................24744 / 70
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19443 / 12
58) Karsten ...............................18551 / 91
59) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18469 / 53
62) Swanny ...............................17914 / 83
64) Assimilator1 ......................17861 / 23
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9392 / 21
112)neovan .................................9343 / 18
113)The Wildnet Team..............9176 / 19
115)serialb ..................................8987 / 13
116)Reagan CRW .....................8838 / 40
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................17914 / 83 (1234)
zodder ..................................34734 / 90 (999)
lane42 .................................29330 / 90 (933)
cakin ....................................24744 / 70 (879)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
MoFunk .................................14790 / 73 (2998)
Mighty Micron .......................15530 / 48 (2668)
WayneS .................................22853 / 42 (2654)
OhioDude .............................23926 / 42 (2538)
Panhead49 ............................11209 / 67 (2403)
Darth Polo .............................24647 / 8 (2299)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12296 / 44 (736)
m2kewl ...................................34013 / 25 (535)
SoulAssassin .......................23444 / 13 (532)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11777 / 26 (482)
serialb ...............................8987 / 13 (432)
Poopaskoopa ................21685 / 19 (429)
AstIsis ................................1110 / 24 (408)
gistech1978 ....................3231 / 23 (373)
DAPUNISHER .................4610 / 0 (110)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
neovan ...................................9343 / 18 (1439)
Wiz ........................................11777 / 26 (1397)
teriba ......................................7469 / 11 (943)
Kruptikos ...............................5993 / 9 (677)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1784 / 11 (853)
KCJeeper ............................7792 / 1 (646)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5583 / 25 (312)
Adul .....................................4464 / 19 (265)
SWScorch ..........................3363 / 11 (183)
SoggySocks ........................412 / 11 (138)
JustStarting .......................4187 / 11 (123)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
lobadobadingdong ..........1374 / 0 (668)
JustStarting ......................4187 / 11 (610)
TheEvil1 ............................1784 / 11 (562)
Pyxis ..................................5987 / 9 (543)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
Christof ...............................508 / 4 (357)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1230 / 3 (213)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................88252 / 237
6) LastKnight ......................73462 / 280
7) Smokeball ......................71879 / 180
9) IsOs .................................58663 / 73
13) The Federation ..............50450 / 93
19) Pazoo ..............................40031 / 72
22) Crazee ............................36831 / 119
24) Rebel Alliance ...............35069 / 109
29) wirelessenabled ...........32988 / 122
30) LANMAN..........................31539 / 1
32) Ben98SentraSE ............29742 / 160
35) Networkman ..................28063 / 9
37) Yield ................................27819 / 64
45) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
51) EvilWobbles ..................22629 / 30
54) DroolMAN! ......................20124 / 3
68) Basilisk420 ....................16229 / 14
69) paf077 .............................16122 / 59
73) jatwell ..............................14868 / 79
79) Baldy18 ...........................14035 / 0
99) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
103)British Bulldog Racers ..10844 / 5
106)Old Geezer .......................10250 / 3
124)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6574 / 7
141)Evadman ..........................6515 / 11
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4790 / 7
200)ys ........................................4511 / 10
205)JonB ..................................4350 / 29
232)Spacehead ......................3761 / 15
301)Logix .................................2722 / 4
411)Lithium381 .......................1801 / 0
418)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
433)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
554)JetsFanatic .......................1111 / 2
698)titanmiller ............................729 / 4
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Milestones achieved on 4/16:
Cory - 81000 (81081)
pazoo - 40000 (40031)
Rebel Alliance - 35000 (35069)
TA Cube - 35000 (35000)
m2kewl - 34000 (34013)
Ammocan - 15000 (15047)
Confused - Team Anandtech - 2500 (2517)
rob - 2500 (2503)
OLS - veraxoin - 1500 (1762)
Peter Valverius - 1000 (1017)
bambam3883 - 100 (100)
rozeskjm - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
BobTheWizard - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/16/2003
Marrkks - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/15/2003
Yield - Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000 - 4/15/2003
crt1530 - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 4/14/2003
Shimmishim - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/11/2003
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
Magnificent Maggotry - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/7/2003
SWScorch - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/2/2003
_______________________________________
Bullet BobTheWizard was so entertaining in the victory lounge yesterday that the babes have asked him to stay and party a little longer. They really enjoyed his magic tricks and he was so attentive during the physics lecture that they literally begged him to stay another day. Problem is, he's getting pretty wrinkly now that he's been soaking in the hottub for 24 hours. Oh well, the life of a champion cruncher is anything but easy...
Lean Lane42 is making life a little difficult on Makin' Bacon Cakin in Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42. Meeting or exceeding the Bacon Man's production on nearly every day of the race so far has put the kabosh on cakin's plans to unseed lane from his current team ranking of 33. Swell Swanny has overtaken Assimilator1 in team standings in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!, relegating the friendly Brit to the trailing spot in the bracket. That's just fine in Assimilator1's book though, since he has his eyes squarely on the target cruising at TA spot 59, the team of Great Danes lead by their intrepid captain, Toft the Teriffic. Unfortunately for Assim1, the Great Danes have laid a little smack down on the track to the tune of 53 pounded packets, making his task that much more difficult, at least for the time being.
People are starting to talk in whispers about Zappin' Zod and lane42 in the 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup. Yet another day finds that pair equalling each other's production. Today, they dance a whacky wu waltz with 90 workunits each. Meanwhile, everything in Swell Swanny's life is completely structured and ordered at the front of the pack. His 83 for the day lands him on the perfectly sequenced race tally of 1234, a thrilling precision maneuver that will earn him an extra Oreo or two when he makes his way into the lounge at the race's completion regardless of placement. There's a nice battle raging for second place in the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer between serialb, poopaskoopa, and our first lady of racing AstIsis. serialb leads the tremendous trio, nursing a shrinking three wu lead over Poopsie who is mounting a concerted charge. To their rear, AstIsis has shifted her rigs back into race gear and is making a determined run from 25 wu's back.
BigFatCow continues to smash the bracket in Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff, hoofing his wide bovinely divine countenance all over the competition. Averaging mid-twenties on a daily basis, considerably higher than his pre-race average, BigFatCow is proving that he's more than just a pretty face and is making the road rather messy for Awesome Adul and the remainder of that bracket. With less than 100 wu's to go to the checkered flag in the Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750, lobadobadingdong has apparently developed some mechanical problems with his racing rig. Stalled out on the back stretch at wu marker 668, lobadoba tries frantically to restart his cruiser while both JustStarting and TheEvil1, perhaps sensing lobadoba'a recent tribulations, have put the hammer down and are closing in on the stationary racer's position.
Advancements among racers on 4/16 include Swanny up 1 to 62, Reagan CRW up 1 to 116, JonB up 1 to 205, titanmiller up 1 to 698.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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