Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................28989 / 19
44) cakin ....................................24393 / 56
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19379 / 14
58) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18328 / 25
60) Karsten ...............................18133 / 82
63) Assimilator1 ......................17709 / 63
64) Swanny ...............................17483 / 85
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9290 / 17
112)neovan .................................9170 / 26
113)The Wildnet Team..............9092 / 17
115)serialb ..................................8888 / 23
118)Reagan CRW .....................8561 / 38
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup: <------------------------ The Sheriff rides into second!
Swanny ...............................17483 / 85 (803)
zodder ..................................34358 / 78 (623)
lane42 .................................28989 / 19 (592)
cakin ....................................24393 / 56 (528)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000: <------------------- Wuhoo! Me takes fourth!
Yield ......................................27511 / 63 (2857)
MoFunk .................................14539 / 56 (2747)
WayneS .................................22628 / 45 (2429)
OhioDude .............................23709 / 44 (2321)
Mighty Micron .......................15170 / 19 (2308)
Panhead49 ............................11037 / 110 (2231) :Q
Darth Polo .............................24288 / 9 (1940)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12081 / 42 (521)
m2kewl ...................................33856 / 42 (378)
SoulAssassin .......................23247 / 28 (335)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11656 / 34 (361)
serialb ...............................8888 / 23 (333)
Poopaskoopa ................21582 / 29 (326)
AstIsis ................................1010 / 21 (308)
gistech1978 ....................3119 / 23 (261)
DAPUNISHER .................4610 / 0 (110)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Marrkks .................................7618 / 17 (1952)
Major Tom ..........................25505 / 12 (1303)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
Wiz ........................................11656 / 34 (1276)
neovan ...................................9170 / 26 (1266)
teriba ......................................7407 / 13 (881)
Kruptikos ...............................5948 / 9 (632)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1740 / 8 (809)
KCJeeper ............................7764 / 6 (618)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5474 / 26 (203)
Adul .....................................4367 / 16 (168)
SWScorch ..........................3295 / 15 (115)
SoggySocks ........................351 / 11 (77)
JustStarting .......................4131 / 13 (67)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
crt1530 .............................14496 / 17 (728)
lobadobadingdong ..........1336 / 11 (630)
JustStarting ......................4131 / 13 (554)
TheEvil1 ............................1740 / 8 (518)
Pyxis ..................................5942 / 9 (498)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
BobTheWizard ..................1438 / 7 (467)
Christof ...............................474 / 8 (323)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1217 / 1 (200)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................87090 / 233
6) LastKnight ......................72016 / 293
7) Smokeball ......................71080 / 148
9) IsOs .................................58351 / 44
13) The Federation ..............50039 / 86
19) Pazoo ..............................39612 / 94
22) Crazee ............................36229 / 129
25) Rebel Alliance ...............34508 / 108
29) wirelessenabled ...........32386 / 116
30) LANMAN..........................31531 / 20
34) Ben98SentraSE ............28953 / 138
35) Networkman ..................28021 / 9
43) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
51) EvilWobbles ..................22480 / 29
54) DroolMAN! ......................20098 / 1
68) Basilisk420 ....................16114 / 19
69) paf077 .............................15770 / 104 :Q
75) jatwell ..............................14423 / 65
78) Baldy18 ...........................14034 / 1
97) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10828 / 0
106)Old Geezer .......................10221 / 6
124)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6534 / 9
141)Evadman ..........................6463 / 17
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
189)sukhoi ...............................4755 / 5
200)ys ........................................4458 / 20
210)JonB ..................................4150 / 26
231)Spacehead ......................3717 / 7
299)Logix .................................2711 / 1
412)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
413)Lithium381 .......................1770 / 0
428)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
551)JetsFanatic .......................1105 / 2
708)titanmiller ............................708 / 2
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Milestones achieved on 4/11:
Pie Derro - 87000 (87090)
LastKnight - 72000 (72016)
TeAm Smokeball - 71000 (71080)
shuxclams - 54000 (54089)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 50000 (50039)
BadThad - 31000 (31016)
bigwoofer - 18000 (18020)
Mihai - 17000 (17012)
panhead49 - 11000 (11037)
LyNx01 - 3000 (3015)
ravana - 3000 (3000)
LazyCarrot - 2000 (2003)
Ast_Isis - 1000 (1010)
ctll - 1000 (1001)
NoReMoRsE - 1000 (1001)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Shimmishim - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/11/2003
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
Magnificent Maggotry - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/7/2003
SWScorch - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/2/2003
DAPUNISHER - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/2/2003
crt1530 - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/1/2003
Swanny - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/1/2003
ElFenix - The Great 10K Countdown - 4/1/2003
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Plenty of packet piles are laying on the track in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! after smilie earning purges by the King of Karnage Karsten and Swell Swanny. We've become accustomed to seeing the rippling dump muscles of this pair flexing impressively as they pound packets at mind-boggling rates but we're not accustomed to seeing such awesome action from the Guildford Gentleman Assimilator1. Backing off just a little bit and then racing forward at breakneck speed to unload a running dump, Assim1 manages to purge an impressive 65 from his fleet of munchers. Bringing the fans to their feet with the seldom seen maneuver, Assimilator1 has earned some extra style points from the racing judges. It won't be long before children will be seen on every street corner and backyard in Guildford employing the running dump maneuver, leaving little mini running dumps everywhere in honor of their hero. Impressive purging, Assimilator1!
The Sheriff pulls a bottle of Wild Turkey sour mash from his saddle bag, removes the cork with his teeth and spits it out, takes a huge swig, tosses the bottle aside, and smacks his horse on the rump and takes over second position from Lean Lane42 at a full gallop in the 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup. With Swell Swanny nearly 200 wu's ahead, the Sheriff will need to coax just a little more speed from the posse if he hopes to cut into the swelling deficit between his horsemen and the Aquatic White Bird. Panhead49 is frying up a few workunits in Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000. Causing a low rumble to coarse its way through the track, Skillet Noggin unleashes a fury consisting of 110 pounded packets as he closes in on a struggling Mighty Micron who has fallen to fifth place.
The M & M Boyz are putting on quite a show for the fans in the 2000 WU Bump and Dump. Minnie Minendo an M2kewl dance a little packet fragmentation foxtrot as they equal each other's output with 42. Still not out of it but lossing ground quickly, SoulAssassin squeezes out 28, falling 43 wu's behind the second place Kewlie. Although still highly competitive, the field is beginning to spread in the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer. Whackin' Wiz continues to feed workunits into his munching machinery at a window-shattering rate, leading the bracket today with 34 and stretching his lead to 28 over serialb. Meanwhile, serialb can smell something approaching from behind as Poopaskoopa opens up a box of fresh kitty litter and uses it to clump up 29 workunits and scoop them down the wu chute to land only seven wu's to serialb's rear.
Advancements among racers on 4/11 include Reagan CRW up 1 to 118, Pazoo up 1 to 19, Rebel Alliance up 1 to 25, JonB up 1 to 210, titanmiller up 1 to 708.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................28989 / 19
44) cakin ....................................24393 / 56
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19379 / 14
58) Toft / Vold - DK ...................18328 / 25
60) Karsten ...............................18133 / 82
63) Assimilator1 ......................17709 / 63
64) Swanny ...............................17483 / 85
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9290 / 17
112)neovan .................................9170 / 26
113)The Wildnet Team..............9092 / 17
115)serialb ..................................8888 / 23
118)Reagan CRW .....................8561 / 38
4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup: <------------------------ The Sheriff rides into second!
Swanny ...............................17483 / 85 (803)
zodder ..................................34358 / 78 (623)
lane42 .................................28989 / 19 (592)
cakin ....................................24393 / 56 (528)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000: <------------------- Wuhoo! Me takes fourth!
Yield ......................................27511 / 63 (2857)
MoFunk .................................14539 / 56 (2747)
WayneS .................................22628 / 45 (2429)
OhioDude .............................23709 / 44 (2321)
Mighty Micron .......................15170 / 19 (2308)
Panhead49 ............................11037 / 110 (2231) :Q
Darth Polo .............................24288 / 9 (1940)
2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................12081 / 42 (521)
m2kewl ...................................33856 / 42 (378)
SoulAssassin .......................23247 / 28 (335)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
Wiz ...................................11656 / 34 (361)
serialb ...............................8888 / 23 (333)
Poopaskoopa ................21582 / 29 (326)
AstIsis ................................1010 / 21 (308)
gistech1978 ....................3119 / 23 (261)
DAPUNISHER .................4610 / 0 (110)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Marrkks .................................7618 / 17 (1952)
Major Tom ..........................25505 / 12 (1303)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
Wiz ........................................11656 / 34 (1276)
neovan ...................................9170 / 26 (1266)
teriba ......................................7407 / 13 (881)
Kruptikos ...............................5948 / 9 (632)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
TheEvil1 .................................1740 / 8 (809)
KCJeeper ............................7764 / 6 (618)
Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5474 / 26 (203)
Adul .....................................4367 / 16 (168)
SWScorch ..........................3295 / 15 (115)
SoggySocks ........................351 / 11 (77)
JustStarting .......................4131 / 13 (67)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
crt1530 .............................14496 / 17 (728)
lobadobadingdong ..........1336 / 11 (630)
JustStarting ......................4131 / 13 (554)
TheEvil1 ............................1740 / 8 (518)
Pyxis ..................................5942 / 9 (498)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
BobTheWizard ..................1438 / 7 (467)
Christof ...............................474 / 8 (323)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1217 / 1 (200)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................87090 / 233
6) LastKnight ......................72016 / 293
7) Smokeball ......................71080 / 148
9) IsOs .................................58351 / 44
13) The Federation ..............50039 / 86
19) Pazoo ..............................39612 / 94
22) Crazee ............................36229 / 129
25) Rebel Alliance ...............34508 / 108
29) wirelessenabled ...........32386 / 116
30) LANMAN..........................31531 / 20
34) Ben98SentraSE ............28953 / 138
35) Networkman ..................28021 / 9
43) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
51) EvilWobbles ..................22480 / 29
54) DroolMAN! ......................20098 / 1
68) Basilisk420 ....................16114 / 19
69) paf077 .............................15770 / 104 :Q
75) jatwell ..............................14423 / 65
78) Baldy18 ...........................14034 / 1
97) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 0
102)British Bulldog Racers ..10828 / 0
106)Old Geezer .......................10221 / 6
124)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6534 / 9
141)Evadman ..........................6463 / 17
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
189)sukhoi ...............................4755 / 5
200)ys ........................................4458 / 20
210)JonB ..................................4150 / 26
231)Spacehead ......................3717 / 7
299)Logix .................................2711 / 1
412)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
413)Lithium381 .......................1770 / 0
428)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
551)JetsFanatic .......................1105 / 2
708)titanmiller ............................708 / 2
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Milestones achieved on 4/11:
Pie Derro - 87000 (87090)
LastKnight - 72000 (72016)
TeAm Smokeball - 71000 (71080)
shuxclams - 54000 (54089)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 50000 (50039)
BadThad - 31000 (31016)
bigwoofer - 18000 (18020)
Mihai - 17000 (17012)
panhead49 - 11000 (11037)
LyNx01 - 3000 (3015)
ravana - 3000 (3000)
LazyCarrot - 2000 (2003)
Ast_Isis - 1000 (1010)
ctll - 1000 (1001)
NoReMoRsE - 1000 (1001)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Shimmishim - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/11/2003
ys - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/8/2003
Jolly JonB - 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper - 4/8/2003
Poopsie - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/7/2003
Magnificent Maggotry - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 4/7/2003
SWScorch - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/2/2003
DAPUNISHER - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/2/2003
crt1530 - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/1/2003
Swanny - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/1/2003
ElFenix - The Great 10K Countdown - 4/1/2003
_______________________________________
Plenty of packet piles are laying on the track in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! after smilie earning purges by the King of Karnage Karsten and Swell Swanny. We've become accustomed to seeing the rippling dump muscles of this pair flexing impressively as they pound packets at mind-boggling rates but we're not accustomed to seeing such awesome action from the Guildford Gentleman Assimilator1. Backing off just a little bit and then racing forward at breakneck speed to unload a running dump, Assim1 manages to purge an impressive 65 from his fleet of munchers. Bringing the fans to their feet with the seldom seen maneuver, Assimilator1 has earned some extra style points from the racing judges. It won't be long before children will be seen on every street corner and backyard in Guildford employing the running dump maneuver, leaving little mini running dumps everywhere in honor of their hero. Impressive purging, Assimilator1!
The Sheriff pulls a bottle of Wild Turkey sour mash from his saddle bag, removes the cork with his teeth and spits it out, takes a huge swig, tosses the bottle aside, and smacks his horse on the rump and takes over second position from Lean Lane42 at a full gallop in the 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup. With Swell Swanny nearly 200 wu's ahead, the Sheriff will need to coax just a little more speed from the posse if he hopes to cut into the swelling deficit between his horsemen and the Aquatic White Bird. Panhead49 is frying up a few workunits in Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000. Causing a low rumble to coarse its way through the track, Skillet Noggin unleashes a fury consisting of 110 pounded packets as he closes in on a struggling Mighty Micron who has fallen to fifth place.
The M & M Boyz are putting on quite a show for the fans in the 2000 WU Bump and Dump. Minnie Minendo an M2kewl dance a little packet fragmentation foxtrot as they equal each other's output with 42. Still not out of it but lossing ground quickly, SoulAssassin squeezes out 28, falling 43 wu's behind the second place Kewlie. Although still highly competitive, the field is beginning to spread in the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer. Whackin' Wiz continues to feed workunits into his munching machinery at a window-shattering rate, leading the bracket today with 34 and stretching his lead to 28 over serialb. Meanwhile, serialb can smell something approaching from behind as Poopaskoopa opens up a box of fresh kitty litter and uses it to clump up 29 workunits and scoop them down the wu chute to land only seven wu's to serialb's rear.
Advancements among racers on 4/11 include Reagan CRW up 1 to 118, Pazoo up 1 to 19, Rebel Alliance up 1 to 25, JonB up 1 to 210, titanmiller up 1 to 708.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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