Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Assimilator1's Daring Dash to Dump Darkone:
56) Darkone .............................33661 / 17
60) Assimilator1 ......................30335 / 8
Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em, Trip 'Em, Kick 'Em Blast-Off to the Bitter End:
76) amdxborg .............................23957 / 159
101)dkvamme .............................19075 / 111
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
35) SoulAssassin ....................48750 / 119
36) m2kewl ...............................48104 / 48
37) OhioDude ...........................47931 / 86
38) Jumpin' Jatwell ..................47671 / 181
39) CraigRT ...............................47610 / 65
40) MoFunk ................................46211 / 43
42) paf077 .................................46071 / 23
Sporty Snorty Forty-Five-K Feener Fonner:
47) Darth Polo ......................41784 / 193 :Q:Q
48) EvilWobbles ..................41367 / 24
Funny Farty Forty-K Fun Fest:
49) LANMAN..........................40116 / 464 :beer::beer:
50) TenaciousT ...................39743 / 186
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
59) Toft / Vold - DK .................30962 / 14
60) Assimilator1 .....................30335 / 8
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus One:
61) Poopaskoopa ..................29709 / 0
63) Conjur.................................29443 / 46
66) King Karsten .....................28268 / 8
67) matchbok ...........................27849 / 515 :Q:Q
71) CiSmAXz ............................25835 / 225
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
75) JimMc ..................................24224 / 54
76) amdxborg ...........................23957 / 159
88) Fardringle ...........................21561 / 27
94) lhampel ..............................20670 / 34
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
117)Nasty Neovan .....................16390 / 0
118)JonB ....................................15702 / 9
The Great 10K CountDown:
181)lobadobadingdong ...........10039 / 46 :beer::beer:
183)PoloMaster .........................9889 / 36
184)kerro .....................................9878 / 0
185)Niege ..................................9828 / 22
186)Sanjoelo .............................9820 / 54
187)jetskr9 .................................9816 / 19
188)HunterKiller .......................9704 / 34
189)MrBadidea ..........................9601 / 2
192)Spacehead ........................9339 / 0
221)adeno ..................................7858 / 0
2000 WU Rootin' Tootin' High-Falutin' Kiss-Off:
grendel8 ...............................3473 / 84 (1857) :Q
GhettoFob ...........................54365 / 68 (1719)
Amer ....................................44643 / 50 (1424)
WayneS ..............................37922 / 48 (1410)
Sizzlin' Soni ........................62188 / 44 (1177)
m2kewl ...............................48104 / 48 (1128)
Rassum Tassum Frickin' Frackin' WU Whacker to 1500:
Pokey .....................................3032 / 62 (1503) :beer::beer:
lobadobadingdong .............10039 / 46 (1497)
Panhead49 .........................24390 / 50 (1398)
Conjur...................................29443 / 46 (1261)
1000 WU White Water Woad Wally:
TheCorm .............................4221 / 18 (438)
LukFilm ................................9432 / 17 (437)
cherub ..................................9174 / 15 (378)
AgaBooga ............................1684 / 6 (375)
Tychoseven .........................1971 / 3 (353)
Ketteringo ............................2155 / 9 (294)
TheEvil1 ...............................7261 / 7 (198)
Lonely Racers:
1) The Enterprise ............272312 / 465
2) Team BnT ....................194504 / 81
4) PieDerro .......................175726 / 206
6) LastKnight ....................164126 / 282
7) Rebel Alliance .............152895 / 545
9) IsOs ...............................126918 / 273
15) wirelessenabled ..........81183 / 170
17) zodder ............................75931 / 167
20) Ronin ..............................62308 / 543 :Q
24) Lean Lane42 ................56067 / 97 :Q
30) Swanny ...........................52715 / 109
31) Ben98SentraSE ............51363 / 30
32) Team Tarca ...................50814 / 68
52) cakin ...............................37506 / 53
108)Starrider ...........................17378 / 0
126)BigFatCow .......................14035 / 38
135)thepoolman .....................13179 / 20
158)ys .......................................11057 / 25
163)Adul ...................................10773 / 4
206)Evadman ..........................8703 / 7
207)Pyxis ..................................8673 / 5
249)SWScorch .........................6769 / 16
263)Shimmishim .....................6411 / 33
266)SoggySocks ......................6355 / 81 :Q
335)titanmiller ..........................4601 / 18
419)ScottSwingleComps .......3496 / 1
424)vrmuds ...............................3445 / 21
443)DaFinn ...............................3267 / 1
465)Xemus ...............................3048 / 0
529)TA Beowulf ........................2594 / 29
552)Lithium381 ........................2484 / 0
659)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1863 / 1
742)JetsFanatic ........................1546 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 4/9:
Ronin - 62000 (62308)
Lane42 - 56000 (56067)
LANMAN - 40000 (40116)
IHATEHUMANS - 21000 (21232)
dkvamme - 19000 (19075)
nombo - 15000 (15039)
The Cow Watcher - 14000 (14035)
the melon - 13000 (13113)
lobadobadingdong - 10000 (10039)
michec - 9000 (9000)
Pokey - 3000 (3032)
Tom Marshall - 2500 (2513)
cchagadorn - 1500 (1508)
DieVerlizt - 1500 (1501)
Holy_Bins - 1000 (1007)
thegonagle - 1000 (1001)
rcofell - 500 (505)
Reliant - 500 (503)
ethebubbeth - 500 (501)
kennyV2point0 - 250 (327)
eugenek - 250 (252)
Malk51 - 100 (102)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
CiSmAXz - 25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout - 4/05/2004
Thoreau - 3K Wild and Wooly WU Whumpus - 4/06/2004
Chris S - The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker - 4/05/2004
Team Tarca - Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All - 4/01/2004
Assimilator1 - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus One- 4/01/2004
matchbok - 25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout - 3/31/2004
seticruncher - The Great 10K CountDown - 3/31/2004
Xemus - 3K Wild and Wooly WU Whumpus - 3/28/2004
paf077 - Sporty Snorty Forty-Five-K Feener Fonner - 3/25/2004
Jumpin' Jatwell - Sporty Snorty Forty-Five-K Feener Fonner - 3/24/2004
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Today's stats represent 28 hours of production.
After several days off from the hectic life of a race babe, our lovely PhD wielding ladies will have to put in a little overtime today entertaining the three race winners who have earned face time on the SRL Wall of Fame.
LANMAN gooses the mooses under the hood of his racing rig and storms across the finish line in the Funny Farty Forty-K Fun Fest on the strength of a whopping 464 wu mega-dump. Donning his gas mask, as is customary (and necessary) here at Farty Park before exiting his rig to pick up his key and cert, LANMAN breaks into a gallop as he can barely contain his excitement at earning a trip back to the victory lounge. With a hearty wave and tip of his racing cap, LANMAN disappears into the friendly confines of the victory lounge, unaware of the ten foot long tail of TP trailing from his pant leg, obviously a remnant of his race winning dumpage. Congratulations, LANMAN!
To a deafening roar from the sell-out crowd at 10K Stadium, lobadobadingdong screams across the finish line in The Great 10K CountDown. With a brilliant flash of light accompanied by a ground-shaking rumble, lbdbdd immediately morphs from four digits to five upon crossing the 10K mark, a sight that milestone chaser fans never tire of seeing. Sauntering towards the door of the 10K lounge, the man the ladies call Lobes tosses first one, then two racing gloves up into the grandstands, giving two fans a souvenir that will be proudly displayed on the mantle alongside pictures of their children, a momento of the day when the great Lobes reached 10K stardom. Congratulations, lobadobadingdong!
In a stirring comeback, Pugnacious Pokey becomes the latest SRL hero by coming from behind to stun both his competitors and the crowd in the Rassum Tassum Frickin' Frackin' WU Whacker to 1500. Rarely has such spunk been displayed on SRL tracks by a young gun in his first event, pitted against such able veteran competition. Streaking out to an early lead, Pokey watched as his advantage disappeared and he settled into second place behind the grizzled race veteran lobadobadingdong only days from the finish line. With shear will and determination, he grimaced, grunted, and growled, and pumped a dump of 62 wu's, propelling himself across the finish line and directly into the SRL history books. Congratulations, Pokey!
Advancements among racers on 4/9 include dkvamme up 1 to 101, Jumpin' Jatwell up 1 to 38, matchbok up 2 to 67, lobadobadingdong up 1 to 181, PoloMaster up 1 to 183, Sanjoelo up 1 to 186, Ronin up 1 to 20, Shimmishim up 1 to 263, titanmiller up 1 to 335, TA Beowulf up 1 to 529.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
Assimilator1's Daring Dash to Dump Darkone:
56) Darkone .............................33661 / 17
60) Assimilator1 ......................30335 / 8
Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em, Trip 'Em, Kick 'Em Blast-Off to the Bitter End:
76) amdxborg .............................23957 / 159
101)dkvamme .............................19075 / 111
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
35) SoulAssassin ....................48750 / 119
36) m2kewl ...............................48104 / 48
37) OhioDude ...........................47931 / 86
38) Jumpin' Jatwell ..................47671 / 181
39) CraigRT ...............................47610 / 65
40) MoFunk ................................46211 / 43
42) paf077 .................................46071 / 23
Sporty Snorty Forty-Five-K Feener Fonner:
47) Darth Polo ......................41784 / 193 :Q:Q
48) EvilWobbles ..................41367 / 24
Funny Farty Forty-K Fun Fest:
49) LANMAN..........................40116 / 464 :beer::beer:
50) TenaciousT ...................39743 / 186
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
59) Toft / Vold - DK .................30962 / 14
60) Assimilator1 .....................30335 / 8
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus One:
61) Poopaskoopa ..................29709 / 0
63) Conjur.................................29443 / 46
66) King Karsten .....................28268 / 8
67) matchbok ...........................27849 / 515 :Q:Q
71) CiSmAXz ............................25835 / 225
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
75) JimMc ..................................24224 / 54
76) amdxborg ...........................23957 / 159
88) Fardringle ...........................21561 / 27
94) lhampel ..............................20670 / 34
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
117)Nasty Neovan .....................16390 / 0
118)JonB ....................................15702 / 9
The Great 10K CountDown:
181)lobadobadingdong ...........10039 / 46 :beer::beer:
183)PoloMaster .........................9889 / 36
184)kerro .....................................9878 / 0
185)Niege ..................................9828 / 22
186)Sanjoelo .............................9820 / 54
187)jetskr9 .................................9816 / 19
188)HunterKiller .......................9704 / 34
189)MrBadidea ..........................9601 / 2
192)Spacehead ........................9339 / 0
221)adeno ..................................7858 / 0
2000 WU Rootin' Tootin' High-Falutin' Kiss-Off:
grendel8 ...............................3473 / 84 (1857) :Q
GhettoFob ...........................54365 / 68 (1719)
Amer ....................................44643 / 50 (1424)
WayneS ..............................37922 / 48 (1410)
Sizzlin' Soni ........................62188 / 44 (1177)
m2kewl ...............................48104 / 48 (1128)
Rassum Tassum Frickin' Frackin' WU Whacker to 1500:
Pokey .....................................3032 / 62 (1503) :beer::beer:
lobadobadingdong .............10039 / 46 (1497)
Panhead49 .........................24390 / 50 (1398)
Conjur...................................29443 / 46 (1261)
1000 WU White Water Woad Wally:
TheCorm .............................4221 / 18 (438)
LukFilm ................................9432 / 17 (437)
cherub ..................................9174 / 15 (378)
AgaBooga ............................1684 / 6 (375)
Tychoseven .........................1971 / 3 (353)
Ketteringo ............................2155 / 9 (294)
TheEvil1 ...............................7261 / 7 (198)
Lonely Racers:
1) The Enterprise ............272312 / 465
2) Team BnT ....................194504 / 81
4) PieDerro .......................175726 / 206
6) LastKnight ....................164126 / 282
7) Rebel Alliance .............152895 / 545
9) IsOs ...............................126918 / 273
15) wirelessenabled ..........81183 / 170
17) zodder ............................75931 / 167
20) Ronin ..............................62308 / 543 :Q
24) Lean Lane42 ................56067 / 97 :Q
30) Swanny ...........................52715 / 109
31) Ben98SentraSE ............51363 / 30
32) Team Tarca ...................50814 / 68
52) cakin ...............................37506 / 53
108)Starrider ...........................17378 / 0
126)BigFatCow .......................14035 / 38
135)thepoolman .....................13179 / 20
158)ys .......................................11057 / 25
163)Adul ...................................10773 / 4
206)Evadman ..........................8703 / 7
207)Pyxis ..................................8673 / 5
249)SWScorch .........................6769 / 16
263)Shimmishim .....................6411 / 33
266)SoggySocks ......................6355 / 81 :Q
335)titanmiller ..........................4601 / 18
419)ScottSwingleComps .......3496 / 1
424)vrmuds ...............................3445 / 21
443)DaFinn ...............................3267 / 1
465)Xemus ...............................3048 / 0
529)TA Beowulf ........................2594 / 29
552)Lithium381 ........................2484 / 0
659)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1863 / 1
742)JetsFanatic ........................1546 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 4/9:
Ronin - 62000 (62308)
Lane42 - 56000 (56067)
LANMAN - 40000 (40116)
IHATEHUMANS - 21000 (21232)
dkvamme - 19000 (19075)
nombo - 15000 (15039)
The Cow Watcher - 14000 (14035)
the melon - 13000 (13113)
lobadobadingdong - 10000 (10039)
michec - 9000 (9000)
Pokey - 3000 (3032)
Tom Marshall - 2500 (2513)
cchagadorn - 1500 (1508)
DieVerlizt - 1500 (1501)
Holy_Bins - 1000 (1007)
thegonagle - 1000 (1001)
rcofell - 500 (505)
Reliant - 500 (503)
ethebubbeth - 500 (501)
kennyV2point0 - 250 (327)
eugenek - 250 (252)
Malk51 - 100 (102)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
CiSmAXz - 25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout - 4/05/2004
Thoreau - 3K Wild and Wooly WU Whumpus - 4/06/2004
Chris S - The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker - 4/05/2004
Team Tarca - Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All - 4/01/2004
Assimilator1 - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus One- 4/01/2004
matchbok - 25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout - 3/31/2004
seticruncher - The Great 10K CountDown - 3/31/2004
Xemus - 3K Wild and Wooly WU Whumpus - 3/28/2004
paf077 - Sporty Snorty Forty-Five-K Feener Fonner - 3/25/2004
Jumpin' Jatwell - Sporty Snorty Forty-Five-K Feener Fonner - 3/24/2004
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Today's stats represent 28 hours of production.
After several days off from the hectic life of a race babe, our lovely PhD wielding ladies will have to put in a little overtime today entertaining the three race winners who have earned face time on the SRL Wall of Fame.
LANMAN gooses the mooses under the hood of his racing rig and storms across the finish line in the Funny Farty Forty-K Fun Fest on the strength of a whopping 464 wu mega-dump. Donning his gas mask, as is customary (and necessary) here at Farty Park before exiting his rig to pick up his key and cert, LANMAN breaks into a gallop as he can barely contain his excitement at earning a trip back to the victory lounge. With a hearty wave and tip of his racing cap, LANMAN disappears into the friendly confines of the victory lounge, unaware of the ten foot long tail of TP trailing from his pant leg, obviously a remnant of his race winning dumpage. Congratulations, LANMAN!
To a deafening roar from the sell-out crowd at 10K Stadium, lobadobadingdong screams across the finish line in The Great 10K CountDown. With a brilliant flash of light accompanied by a ground-shaking rumble, lbdbdd immediately morphs from four digits to five upon crossing the 10K mark, a sight that milestone chaser fans never tire of seeing. Sauntering towards the door of the 10K lounge, the man the ladies call Lobes tosses first one, then two racing gloves up into the grandstands, giving two fans a souvenir that will be proudly displayed on the mantle alongside pictures of their children, a momento of the day when the great Lobes reached 10K stardom. Congratulations, lobadobadingdong!
In a stirring comeback, Pugnacious Pokey becomes the latest SRL hero by coming from behind to stun both his competitors and the crowd in the Rassum Tassum Frickin' Frackin' WU Whacker to 1500. Rarely has such spunk been displayed on SRL tracks by a young gun in his first event, pitted against such able veteran competition. Streaking out to an early lead, Pokey watched as his advantage disappeared and he settled into second place behind the grizzled race veteran lobadobadingdong only days from the finish line. With shear will and determination, he grimaced, grunted, and growled, and pumped a dump of 62 wu's, propelling himself across the finish line and directly into the SRL history books. Congratulations, Pokey!
Advancements among racers on 4/9 include dkvamme up 1 to 101, Jumpin' Jatwell up 1 to 38, matchbok up 2 to 67, lobadobadingdong up 1 to 181, PoloMaster up 1 to 183, Sanjoelo up 1 to 186, Ronin up 1 to 20, Shimmishim up 1 to 263, titanmiller up 1 to 335, TA Beowulf up 1 to 529.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4