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Seti Race Stats and Milestones for 04/04

OhioDude

Diamond Member
Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu

Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................28508 / 68 🙂
45) cakin ....................................23987 / 68 🙂

20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......19278 / 15
62) Karsten ...............................17527 / 114 :Q
64) Swanny ...............................16855 / 81 🙂

The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9173 / 20 🙂
113)neovan .................................9011 / 14
114)The Wildnet Team..............8961 / 30 🙂
116)serialb ..................................8695 / 28 🙂
119)Reagan CRW .....................8308 / 23 🙂

4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup:
Swanny ...............................16855 / 81 (175) 🙂
zodder ..................................33864 / 66 (129) 🙂
cakin ....................................23987 / 68 (122) 🙂
lane42 .................................28508 / 68 (111) 🙂

Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Yield ......................................27120 / 55 (2466) 🙂
MoFunk .................................14089 / 30 (2297)
Mighty Micron .......................15024 / 37 (2162)
WayneS .................................22297 / 46 (2098) 🙂
OhioDude .............................23411 / 45 (2023) 🙂
Panhead49 ............................10741 / 87 (1935) :Q
Darth Polo .............................24016 / 7 (1668)

2000 WU Bump and Dump:
Minendo .................................11758 / 37 (198) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................33632 / 24 (154)
SoulAssassin .......................23038 / 21 (126)

Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
serialb ...............................8695 / 28 (140) 🙂
Poopaskoopa ................21392 / 25 (136) 🙂
AstIsis ...............................834 / 27 (132) 🙂
Wiz ...................................11423 / 25 (128) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................2968 / 15 (110)
DAPUNISHER .................4559 / 11 (59)

Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Marrkks .................................7374 / 7 (1708)
Major Tom ..........................25432 / 0 (1230)

1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
JonB .......................................3915 / 32 (1410) 🙂
neovan ...................................9011 / 14 (1107)
Wiz ........................................11423 / 25 (1043) 🙂
teriba ......................................7303 / 16 (777)
Kruptikos ...............................5891 / 9 (575)

Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Maggotry ..............................6871 / 16 (969)
TheEvil1 .................................1669 / 11 (738)
KCJeeper ............................7711 / 4 (565)

1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
ys .........................................4367 / 1 (966)
Pyxis ...................................5879 / 7 (849)

1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster:
Poopaskoopa ................21392 / 25 (958) 🙂
JimMc .................................9173 / 20 (739)

Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff:
BigFatCow .........................5306 / 23 (35) 🙂
SWScorch ..........................3207 / 15 (27) 🙂
Adul .....................................4218 / 10 (19)
SoggySocks ........................293 / 10 (19)
JustStarting .......................4074 / 0 (10)

Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
crt1530 .............................14387 / 15 (619) 🙂
lobadobadingdong ..........1257 / 10 (551)
JustStarting ......................4074 / 0 (497)
TheEvil1 ............................1669 / 11 (447)
Pyxis ..................................5879 / 7 (435)

500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
shimmishim ......................596 / 3 (443)
BobTheWizard ..................1366 / 7 (395)
Christof ...............................427 / 0 (276)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1201 / 3 (184)

Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................85010 / 315 🙂
6) LastKnight ......................69998 / 272
7) Smokeball ......................69891 / 154
9) IsOs ................................57993 / 62
13) The Federation .............49424 / 86
20) Pazoo ..............................38937 / 107 🙂
22) Crazee ............................35383 / 108 🙂
27) Rebel Alliance ...............33783 / 191 :Q
29) wirelessenabled ...........31524 / 119 🙂
31) LANMAN..........................30446 / 2
35) Networkman ...................27915 / 19
36) Ben98SentraSE ...........27890 / 146
43) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
51) EvilWobbles ..................22291 / 36 🙂
53) DroolMAN! ......................20073 / 0
58) Toft / Vold - DK ..............18151 / 19
68) Basilisk420 ....................16008 / 20
69) paf077 .............................15263 / 54 🙂
77) Baldy18 ...........................14031 / 0
81) jatwell ..............................13873 / 92 🙂
96) tuffguy ..............................11136 / 191 :Q:Q
101)British Bulldog Racers ..10798 / 13
106)Old Geezer .......................10174 / 7
123)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
139)Dazmite ............................6464 / 16 🙂
143)Evadman ..........................6355 / 9
175)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
186)sukhoi ...............................4708 / 7
231)Spacehead ......................3664 / 7
296)Logix .................................2708 / 2
409)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
419)Lithium381 .......................1712 / 0
428)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
550)JetsFanatic .......................1095 / 2
717)titanmiller ............................681 / 8 🙂

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Milestones achieved on 4/4:

Robor - 134000 (134026) 🙂
Pie Derro - 85000 (85010) 😀
basilisk420 - 16000 (16008) 😀
micron - 15000 (15024) 😀
tuffguy - 11000 (11136) 😀
neovan - 9000 (9011) 😀
Tech88 - 3000 (3011)
ButaneBlender - 2500 (2518)
jreel - 2500 (2506)
Soccerman - 1500 (1500)
XXX - 1000 (1001)
Stan - 250 (251)
Jaramin - 250 (250)

10 Most Recent Race Winners:

SWScorch - 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally - 4/2/2003
DAPUNISHER - 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster - 4/2/2003
crt1530 - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/1/2003
Swanny - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/1/2003
ElFenix - The Great 10K Countdown - 4/1/2003
Sizzlin' Soni - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 4/1/2003
paf077 - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 4/1/2003
Evadman - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 3/28/2003
serialb - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 3/27/2003
panhead49 - The Great 10K Countdown- 3/20/2003
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Doing their own version of synchronized cruching, Makin' Bacon and Lean Lane dance a little choreographed 68 wu cha-cha in Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42. In a phenomenon seldom seen in the whacky world of SRL racing, the pair match each other's output, making for a really weird looking dance out on the track. In 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!, the King of Karnage Karsten is blasting workunits out of the wu chute at an alarming pace, keeping Swell Swanny's honks well to his rear. A murmur is beginning to swell through the crowd as the packed house begins to wonder if Karsten's sporty new 100-plus daily average will be enough hutzpah to catch LiveLongAndProsper before the latter crosses the 20K barrier. Time will tell...

On day two of the 4000 WU Whacker Packer Roundup, Swell Swanny, the web-footed wonder, adds a few more wus to his lead over Zappin' Zod while the dancing duo from the top race cut the deficit to the Sheriff's posse by a pair. I've just got a sneaking suspicion that this crunching quad will provide the spectators with quite the spectacle before this contest is over. Yellin' Yield has the finish line on his radar screen and has placed the racing rig in overdrive in Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000. Approaching a 200 wu advantage over the second place MoFunk, the crunchin' Canadian appears bound and determined to turn the rest of this race into a stroll in the park for him and his crew.

What a dandy dance we have going in the Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer where only 12 wu's separate positions one through four! In an odd twist of fate, each racer stares at a four wu deficit to the racer in front, with the exception, of course, of serialb who leads the pack at 140. Most notable so far in the bracket is the suprising showing from the rookie AstIsis who cruises in the number three position, smashing up the wu's in quite a handy fashion. Jolly JonB has steered his rigs onto the bell lap in the 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper. Glancing briefly in the rear view mirror to see his closest competitor Nasty Neovan now over three laps to his rear, Jolly Jon takes a moment to light up a cigar and pour himself a nice little glass of milk to sip as his rigs plow the rest of the way in cruise control.

Advancements among racers on 4/4 include Karsten up 1 to 62, Swanny up 1 to 64, LastKnight up 1 to 6, Rebel Alliance up 1 to 27, tuffguy up 2 to 96, Old Geezer up 1 to 106, titanmiller up 1 to 717.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
 
Glancing briefly in the rear view mirror to see his closest competitor Nasty Neovan now over three laps to his rear, Jolly Jon takes a moment to light up a cigar and pour himself a nice little glass of milk to sip as his rigs plow the rest of the way in cruise control.

Actually, it isn't milk. I just bottled 5 gallons of Prickly Pear Mead. As I keep my eye on the mirror in case Wiz or Neovan have a turbocharger or nitrous oxide up their sleeve, I wait for a bottle to chill. This batch has been aging since June of 2002, so it is a long time coming and a long time anticipated. But the race won't be over until the Mead Maiden pours me a cold one (out by the pool).
 
Where is my fleet?! I had an outage at home (damn ice storm killed my RR connection), so hopefully tomorrow will be better. 🙂
 
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