Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!: <------------------ Wow! Look at Karsten krunch!
56) LiveLongAndProsper .......19231 / 24
63) Karsten ...............................17182 / 125 :Q
65) Swanny ...............................16591 / 87 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9112 / 17
113)neovan .................................8961 / 49 🙂
114)The Wildnet Team..............8899 / 19
116)serialb ..................................8613 / 30 🙂
119)Reagan CRW .....................8234 / 32 🙂
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000: <---------------- Yellin' Yield in command!
Yield ......................................26948 / 75 (2294) 🙂
MoFunk .................................13996 / 53 (2204) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................14894 / 47 (2032) 🙂
WayneS .................................22143 / 42 (1944)
OhioDude .............................23272 / 27 (1884)
Panhead49 ............................10585 / 32 (1779)
Darth Polo .............................23992 / 11 (1644)
2000 WU Bump and Dump: <--------------------------------------- Impressive production from this terrific trio!
Minendo .................................11642 / 41 (82) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................33548 / 37 (70) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................22972 / 37 (60) 🙂
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer: <----------------- Woohoo! This one looks like a real barn burner!
serialb ...............................8613 / 30 (58) 🙂
Poopaskoopa ................21313 / 31 (57) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................2913 / 28 (55) 🙂
AstIsis ...............................757 / 28 (55) 🙂
Wiz ...................................11344 / 25 (49) 🙂
DAPUNISHER .................4533 / 15 (33)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Marrkks .................................7323 / 28 (1657) 🙂
Major Tom ..........................25426 / 3 (1224)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper: <------------------------------------ Jolly Jon in cruise control.
JonB .......................................3791 / 30 (1286) 🙂
neovan ...................................8961 / 49 (1057) 🙂
Wiz ........................................11344 / 25 (964) 🙂
teriba ......................................7253 / 21 (727) 🙂
Kruptikos ...............................5865 / 11 (549)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Maggotry ..............................6822 / 17 (920) 🙂
TheEvil1 .................................1636 / 9 (705)
KCJeeper ............................7689 / 10 (543)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
ys .........................................4358 / 19 (957) 🙂
Pyxis ...................................5863 / 9 (833)
1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster:
DAPUNISHER ..................4533 / 15 (1005) 😀😀
Poopaskoopa ................21313 / 31 (879) 🙂
JimMc .................................9112 / 17 (678)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
crt1530 .............................14346 / 16 (578) 🙂
lobadobadingdong ..........1237 / 11 (531)
JustStarting ......................4054 / 11 (477)
Pyxis ..................................5863 / 9 (419)
TheEvil1 ............................1636 / 9 (414)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
SWScorch .........................3167 / 12 (505) 😀😀
shimmishim ......................589 / 3 (436)
BobTheWizard ..................1346 / 12 (375) 🙂
Christof ...............................427 / 0 (276)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1190 / 2 (173)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................84066 / 339 🙂
6) Smokeball ......................69429 / 180 🙂
7) LastKnight ......................69171 / 290 🙂
9) IsOs ................................57802 / 72
13) The Federation .............49152 / 86
20) Pazoo ..............................38620 / 107 🙂
22) Crazee ............................35057 / 122 🙂
26) zodder .............................33671 / 75
28) wirelessenabled ...........31164 / 129 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................30441 / 1
34) Networkman ...................27839 / 32 🙂
35) Ben98SentraSE ...........27433 / 163 🙂
38) Rebel Alliance ...............26057 / 102 🙂
43) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
45) cakin ...............................23807 / 65
50) EvilWobbles ..................22164 / 38 🙂
53) DroolMAN! ......................20063 / 5
58) Toft / Vold - DK ..............18063 / 43 🙂
68) Basilisk420 ....................15959 / 13
69) paf077 .............................15067 / 57 🙂
75) Baldy18 ...........................14030 / 1
83) jatwell ..............................13617 / 82 🙂
97) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
101)British Bulldog Racers ..10763 / 21 🙂
107)Old Geezer .......................10153 / 6
123)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6426 / 10
144)Evadman ..........................6328 / 12
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4688 / 7
208)Adul ...................................4193 / 17 🙂
232)Spacehead ......................3646 / 8
296)Logix .................................2704 / 0
409)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
420)Lithium381 .......................1712 / 0
425)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
551)JetsFanatic .......................1090 / 1
723)titanmiller ............................668 / 4
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Milestones achieved on 4/1:
Pie Derro - 84000 (84066) 😀
LastKnight - 69000 (69171) 😀
Crazee - 35000 (35057) 😀
Rebel Alliance - 26000 (26057) 😀
Charles Latham - 2500 (2512)
Twinhead - 500 (502)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
crt1530 - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/1/2003
Swanny - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/1/2003
ElFenix - The Great 10K Countdown - 4/1/2003
Sizzlin' Soni - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 4/1/2003
paf077 - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 4/1/2003
Evadman - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 3/28/2003
serialb - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 3/27/2003
panhead49 - The Great 10K Countdown- 3/20/2003
lane42 - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 3/19/2003
Insane3D - The Great 10K Countdown - 3/16/2003
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The Race Winner Parade continues this morning with two more Teamers cross the finish line in their races. the 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster crowns its first winner as DAPUNISHER punishes 15 wu's to streak across the finish line and earn a little face time on the SRL Wall of Fame and a little butt time in the hottub. Proving that he is one of the most feared racers in his league on the SRL circuit, DAPUNISHER's punishing style of packet pounding allowed him to streak out to the lead early on during the contest, a lead he would never relinquish once he wrapped his fingers tightly around the number one spot. Try as they might, Poopsie and JimMc could do little but make nasty faces and watch while DAPUNISHER's buttocks grew smaller and smaller as he continued to add to his commanding lead day after day. Impressive victory, DAPUNISHER. F@H is getting an awesome cruncher added to their ranks.
It's a wild celebration down in Scorchie's camp as the raucus rookie has earned his first victory in what SRL afficianados hope will be a long and glorious racing career. A champeen in his first race, the 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally, the sponsors are already lining up at the entrance to the lounge to sign the impressive rookie to numerous endorsement deals. Scorchie and fellow rookie Shim Shim Shimmishim had quite a battle going, with Shimmishim giving Scorshie all he could handle, never allowing the champ a moments respite from his dogged pursuit. But in the end, Scorchie's relentless wu pounding prevailed and now he gets to enjoy the fruits of victory, a trip to the victory lounge where the ice cold Mt. Dew flows freely and the double-stuffed Oreos are fresh. The hottub is filled with pure spring water from the hills behind the Space Science's Lab at Berkeley and the babes will captivate him with stimulating conversation and a knock-out physics lecture from their award winning Hottub Physics Lecture Series. Congratulations, Scorchie!
Gotta go!
Advancements among racers on 4/1 include titanmiller up 2 to 723.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!: <------------------ Wow! Look at Karsten krunch!
56) LiveLongAndProsper .......19231 / 24
63) Karsten ...............................17182 / 125 :Q
65) Swanny ...............................16591 / 87 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
111)JimMc ...................................9112 / 17
113)neovan .................................8961 / 49 🙂
114)The Wildnet Team..............8899 / 19
116)serialb ..................................8613 / 30 🙂
119)Reagan CRW .....................8234 / 32 🙂
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000: <---------------- Yellin' Yield in command!
Yield ......................................26948 / 75 (2294) 🙂
MoFunk .................................13996 / 53 (2204) 🙂
Mighty Micron .......................14894 / 47 (2032) 🙂
WayneS .................................22143 / 42 (1944)
OhioDude .............................23272 / 27 (1884)
Panhead49 ............................10585 / 32 (1779)
Darth Polo .............................23992 / 11 (1644)
2000 WU Bump and Dump: <--------------------------------------- Impressive production from this terrific trio!
Minendo .................................11642 / 41 (82) 🙂
m2kewl ...................................33548 / 37 (70) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................22972 / 37 (60) 🙂
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer: <----------------- Woohoo! This one looks like a real barn burner!
serialb ...............................8613 / 30 (58) 🙂
Poopaskoopa ................21313 / 31 (57) 🙂
gistech1978 ....................2913 / 28 (55) 🙂
AstIsis ...............................757 / 28 (55) 🙂
Wiz ...................................11344 / 25 (49) 🙂
DAPUNISHER .................4533 / 15 (33)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Marrkks .................................7323 / 28 (1657) 🙂
Major Tom ..........................25426 / 3 (1224)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper: <------------------------------------ Jolly Jon in cruise control.
JonB .......................................3791 / 30 (1286) 🙂
neovan ...................................8961 / 49 (1057) 🙂
Wiz ........................................11344 / 25 (964) 🙂
teriba ......................................7253 / 21 (727) 🙂
Kruptikos ...............................5865 / 11 (549)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Maggotry ..............................6822 / 17 (920) 🙂
TheEvil1 .................................1636 / 9 (705)
KCJeeper ............................7689 / 10 (543)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
ys .........................................4358 / 19 (957) 🙂
Pyxis ...................................5863 / 9 (833)
1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster:
DAPUNISHER ..................4533 / 15 (1005) 😀😀
Poopaskoopa ................21313 / 31 (879) 🙂
JimMc .................................9112 / 17 (678)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
crt1530 .............................14346 / 16 (578) 🙂
lobadobadingdong ..........1237 / 11 (531)
JustStarting ......................4054 / 11 (477)
Pyxis ..................................5863 / 9 (419)
TheEvil1 ............................1636 / 9 (414)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
SWScorch .........................3167 / 12 (505) 😀😀
shimmishim ......................589 / 3 (436)
BobTheWizard ..................1346 / 12 (375) 🙂
Christof ...............................427 / 0 (276)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1190 / 2 (173)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
3) PieDerro .........................84066 / 339 🙂
6) Smokeball ......................69429 / 180 🙂
7) LastKnight ......................69171 / 290 🙂
9) IsOs ................................57802 / 72
13) The Federation .............49152 / 86
20) Pazoo ..............................38620 / 107 🙂
22) Crazee ............................35057 / 122 🙂
26) zodder .............................33671 / 75
28) wirelessenabled ...........31164 / 129 🙂
30) LANMAN..........................30441 / 1
34) Networkman ...................27839 / 32 🙂
35) Ben98SentraSE ...........27433 / 163 🙂
38) Rebel Alliance ...............26057 / 102 🙂
43) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
45) cakin ...............................23807 / 65
50) EvilWobbles ..................22164 / 38 🙂
53) DroolMAN! ......................20063 / 5
58) Toft / Vold - DK ..............18063 / 43 🙂
68) Basilisk420 ....................15959 / 13
69) paf077 .............................15067 / 57 🙂
75) Baldy18 ...........................14030 / 1
83) jatwell ..............................13617 / 82 🙂
97) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
101)British Bulldog Racers ..10763 / 21 🙂
107)Old Geezer .......................10153 / 6
123)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)Dazmite ............................6426 / 10
144)Evadman ..........................6328 / 12
176)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
187)sukhoi ...............................4688 / 7
208)Adul ...................................4193 / 17 🙂
232)Spacehead ......................3646 / 8
296)Logix .................................2704 / 0
409)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
420)Lithium381 .......................1712 / 0
425)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
551)JetsFanatic .......................1090 / 1
723)titanmiller ............................668 / 4
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Milestones achieved on 4/1:
Pie Derro - 84000 (84066) 😀
LastKnight - 69000 (69171) 😀
Crazee - 35000 (35057) 😀
Rebel Alliance - 26000 (26057) 😀
Charles Latham - 2500 (2512)
Twinhead - 500 (502)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
crt1530 - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 4/1/2003
Swanny - Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! - 4/1/2003
ElFenix - The Great 10K Countdown - 4/1/2003
Sizzlin' Soni - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 4/1/2003
paf077 - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 4/1/2003
Evadman - 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby - 3/28/2003
serialb - Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750 - 3/27/2003
panhead49 - The Great 10K Countdown- 3/20/2003
lane42 - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 3/19/2003
Insane3D - The Great 10K Countdown - 3/16/2003
_______________________________________
The Race Winner Parade continues this morning with two more Teamers cross the finish line in their races. the 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster crowns its first winner as DAPUNISHER punishes 15 wu's to streak across the finish line and earn a little face time on the SRL Wall of Fame and a little butt time in the hottub. Proving that he is one of the most feared racers in his league on the SRL circuit, DAPUNISHER's punishing style of packet pounding allowed him to streak out to the lead early on during the contest, a lead he would never relinquish once he wrapped his fingers tightly around the number one spot. Try as they might, Poopsie and JimMc could do little but make nasty faces and watch while DAPUNISHER's buttocks grew smaller and smaller as he continued to add to his commanding lead day after day. Impressive victory, DAPUNISHER. F@H is getting an awesome cruncher added to their ranks.
It's a wild celebration down in Scorchie's camp as the raucus rookie has earned his first victory in what SRL afficianados hope will be a long and glorious racing career. A champeen in his first race, the 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally, the sponsors are already lining up at the entrance to the lounge to sign the impressive rookie to numerous endorsement deals. Scorchie and fellow rookie Shim Shim Shimmishim had quite a battle going, with Shimmishim giving Scorshie all he could handle, never allowing the champ a moments respite from his dogged pursuit. But in the end, Scorchie's relentless wu pounding prevailed and now he gets to enjoy the fruits of victory, a trip to the victory lounge where the ice cold Mt. Dew flows freely and the double-stuffed Oreos are fresh. The hottub is filled with pure spring water from the hills behind the Space Science's Lab at Berkeley and the babes will captivate him with stimulating conversation and a knock-out physics lecture from their award winning Hottub Physics Lecture Series. Congratulations, Scorchie!
Gotta go!
Advancements among racers on 4/1 include titanmiller up 2 to 723.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
