Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
55) LiveLongAndProsper .......18970 / 20
64) Karsten ...............................15916 / 60
66) Swanny ...............................15503 / 75
15,000 WU's or Bust!:
68) Amer ....................................14732 / 83
72) paf077 .................................14151 / 48
The Great 10K CountDown:
107)Panhead49 .........................9977 / 37
108)ElFenix .................................9892 / 7
112)The Wildnet Team..............8735 / 7
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500:
lane42 ..................................27604 / 128 (3601) :Q
Sizzlin Soni ..........................44293 / 62 (3000)
def .........................................24848 / 20 (2091)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000: <---------------------- New leader!
MoFunk .................................13274 / 57 (1482)
Yield ......................................26134 / 42 (1480)
Mighty Micron .......................14335 / 46 (1473)
WayneS .................................21526 / 45 (1327)
OhioDude .............................22682 / 44 (1294)
Panhead49 ............................9977 / 37 (1171)
Darth Polo .............................23455 / 12 (1107)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................12833 / 22 (1744)
Marrkks .................................7116 / 10 (1450)
Major Tom ..........................25328 / 7 (1126)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
JonB .......................................3372 / 31 (867)
neovan ...................................8595 / 36 (691)
Wiz ........................................11010 / 21 (630)
teriba ......................................7028 / 13 (502)
Kruptikos ...............................5696 / 17 (380)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Maggotry ..............................6604 / 14 (702)
TheEvil1 .................................1492 / 10 (561)
KCJeeper ............................7590 / 7 (444)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby: <----------------------------------- Hurry up, Evaderman!
crt1530 .............................14213 / 16 (910)
Evadman ...........................6078 / 23 (849)
ys .........................................4172 / 8 (771)
Pyxis ...................................5740 / 11 (710)
1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster:
DAPUNISHER ..................4225 / 0 (697)
Poopaskoopa ................20985 / 27 (551)
JimMc .................................8869 / 14 (435)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
serialb ...............................8245 / 27 (657)
crt1530 .............................14213 / 16 (445)
lobadobadingdong ..........1069 / 16 (363)
JustStarting ......................3899 / 9 (322)
Pyxis ..................................5740 / 11 (296)
TheEvil1 ............................1492 / 10 (270)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally: <-------------------------------- Hot at the top!
SWScorch .........................3003 / 11 (341)
shimmishim ......................464 / 11 (311)
BobTheWizard ..................1213 / 7 (242)
Christof ...............................352 / 7 (201)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1144 / 3 (127)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................79776 / 314
6) Smokeball ......................67224 / 160
7) LastKnight ......................65288 / 285
9) IsOs ................................56622 / 90
13) The Federation .............47910 / 81
20) Pazoo ..............................37196 / 99
24) Crazee ............................33392 / 123
25) m2kewl ..........................33135 / 55
26) zodder .............................32709 / 83
28) LANMAN..........................29928 / 301 :Q
30) wirelessenabled ...........29390 / 151
34) Networkman ...................27442 / 25
38) Ben98SentraSE ...........25382 / 157
42) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
43) Rebel Alliance ...............24348 / 142
46) cakin ...............................22845 / 78
48) SoulAssassin ...............22657 / 25
50) EvilWobbles ..................21716 / 19
54) DroolMAN! ......................19981 / 11
60) Toft / Vold - DK ..............17507 / 9
65) Basilisk420 ....................15648 / 20
73) Baldy18 ...........................14026 / 1
85) jatwell ..............................12411 / 72
91) Minendo ..........................11111 / 34 <---------------------- Fence posts...
94) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
100)British Bulldog Racers ..10552 / 18
104)Old Geezer .......................10105 / 2
121)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
143)Dazmite ............................6273 / 8
167)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
184)sukhoi ...............................4633 / 8
207)Adul ...................................4042 / 14
232)Spacehead ......................3544 / 8
258)Starrider ............................3204 / 0
292)Logix .................................2679 / 0
402)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
420)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
431)Lithium381 .......................1602 / 0
546)JetsFanatic .......................1074 / 1
771)titanmiller ............................559 / 0 <-------------------- Is titan winding up for a big fat dump???
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Milestones achieved on 3/18:
Robor - 132000 (132010)
Grant - 118000 (118061)
Wiz - 11000 (11010)
Geoff Ashden - 5000 (5001)
Niege - 4000 (4017)
Scorch - 3000 (3003)
Raj Kanapathipillai - 1000 (1028)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Insane3D - The Great 10K Countdown - 3/16/2003
cakin - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 3/15/2003
Swanny - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/12/2003
Awesome Adul - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/7/2003
GolfGeek - The Great 10K CountDown - 3/4/2003
Karsten - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/4/2003
Christof - The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250 - 3/4/2003
DAPUNISHER - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/3/2003
Rex - The Great 10K Countdown- 2/27/2003
ShuxClams - Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000 - 2/25/2003
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Lanky Lane42 launches his large wu fleet across he finish line in the Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500, leaving a large pile of smoldering packets on the track in his wake. This was a close battle between lane42 and Makin' Bacon cakin up until the last three days when the Bacon Man pulled his massive fleet away down the home stretch. But everyone's a champion in the SRL and lane42 deserves the kudos and congrats the SRL affords all of its winners. Being one of Gertrude the Shockie Fairy's all time favorite crunchers, the 400 pound SRL awards presenter knocked the babe waving the checkered flag into the stands with one check from her extra wide hips and took up station at the finish line waiting for her "Little Laney" to earn his victory. Congratulations on the win, lane42 and welcome back to the victory lounge. Beer, babes, and a soak in the hottub await!
The action remains sizzlin' hot in Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000! As happens in many SRL races where the competition gets hot and heavy, SRL med stations are overrun with fans overcome by the excitement seeking smelling salts, ice packs, and extra underwear. Captain MoFunk has powered the psychadelic Funky Bus into the lead, roaring low out of turn seven and leaving Yellin' Yield sniffing a few wu fumes from his new position two wu's to Funk's rear. With his engine missing just a bit, Yield quickly glances in the rearview mirror to find Mighty Micron closing to within seven little packets of knocking him down yet another spot. As the Canadian Cruncher implores the engine in his mighty rig to give him just a little more horsepower, the large contigent of his fans in the stands rise to their feet and scream their support for their hero, even though the chorus of cheers is quickly lost in the rolling roar from the engines blasting around the track. It doesn't get any better than this, folks!
Every fine young lady in the stands at Packet Pounder Park come to their feet and join in a defeaning squeal as Evadman dumps mightily in the 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby to the tune of 23 pounded packets. Apparently now standing on the gas pedal, Evaderman is beginning his move on crt1530. With less than 100 wu's to go for crt1530, Evaderman will need to cover some serious ground in a hurry if he hopes to unseat crt from the number one spot before the race's end. Excellent competition at the top of the 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally where Scorchie and Shim Shim Shimmishim perform a little synchronized dumping routine on the track, each squeezing off 11 wu dumps to the delight of the crowd. With only 30 wu's separating the pair and plenty of ground yet to cover, this race is still far from being over.
Advancements among racers on 3/18 include LANMAN up 1 to 28, Ben98SentraSE up 1 to 38, SoulAssassin up 1 to 48.
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God Bless America!
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Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
55) LiveLongAndProsper .......18970 / 20
64) Karsten ...............................15916 / 60
66) Swanny ...............................15503 / 75
15,000 WU's or Bust!:
68) Amer ....................................14732 / 83
72) paf077 .................................14151 / 48
The Great 10K CountDown:
107)Panhead49 .........................9977 / 37
108)ElFenix .................................9892 / 7
112)The Wildnet Team..............8735 / 7
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500:
lane42 ..................................27604 / 128 (3601) :Q
Sizzlin Soni ..........................44293 / 62 (3000)
def .........................................24848 / 20 (2091)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000: <---------------------- New leader!
MoFunk .................................13274 / 57 (1482)
Yield ......................................26134 / 42 (1480)
Mighty Micron .......................14335 / 46 (1473)
WayneS .................................21526 / 45 (1327)
OhioDude .............................22682 / 44 (1294)
Panhead49 ............................9977 / 37 (1171)
Darth Polo .............................23455 / 12 (1107)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................12833 / 22 (1744)
Marrkks .................................7116 / 10 (1450)
Major Tom ..........................25328 / 7 (1126)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
JonB .......................................3372 / 31 (867)
neovan ...................................8595 / 36 (691)
Wiz ........................................11010 / 21 (630)
teriba ......................................7028 / 13 (502)
Kruptikos ...............................5696 / 17 (380)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Maggotry ..............................6604 / 14 (702)
TheEvil1 .................................1492 / 10 (561)
KCJeeper ............................7590 / 7 (444)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby: <----------------------------------- Hurry up, Evaderman!
crt1530 .............................14213 / 16 (910)
Evadman ...........................6078 / 23 (849)
ys .........................................4172 / 8 (771)
Pyxis ...................................5740 / 11 (710)
1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster:
DAPUNISHER ..................4225 / 0 (697)
Poopaskoopa ................20985 / 27 (551)
JimMc .................................8869 / 14 (435)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
serialb ...............................8245 / 27 (657)
crt1530 .............................14213 / 16 (445)
lobadobadingdong ..........1069 / 16 (363)
JustStarting ......................3899 / 9 (322)
Pyxis ..................................5740 / 11 (296)
TheEvil1 ............................1492 / 10 (270)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally: <-------------------------------- Hot at the top!
SWScorch .........................3003 / 11 (341)
shimmishim ......................464 / 11 (311)
BobTheWizard ..................1213 / 7 (242)
Christof ...............................352 / 7 (201)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1144 / 3 (127)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................79776 / 314
6) Smokeball ......................67224 / 160
7) LastKnight ......................65288 / 285
9) IsOs ................................56622 / 90
13) The Federation .............47910 / 81
20) Pazoo ..............................37196 / 99
24) Crazee ............................33392 / 123
25) m2kewl ..........................33135 / 55
26) zodder .............................32709 / 83
28) LANMAN..........................29928 / 301 :Q
30) wirelessenabled ...........29390 / 151
34) Networkman ...................27442 / 25
38) Ben98SentraSE ...........25382 / 157
42) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
43) Rebel Alliance ...............24348 / 142
46) cakin ...............................22845 / 78
48) SoulAssassin ...............22657 / 25
50) EvilWobbles ..................21716 / 19
54) DroolMAN! ......................19981 / 11
60) Toft / Vold - DK ..............17507 / 9
65) Basilisk420 ....................15648 / 20
73) Baldy18 ...........................14026 / 1
85) jatwell ..............................12411 / 72
91) Minendo ..........................11111 / 34
<---------------------- Fence posts...94) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
100)British Bulldog Racers ..10552 / 18
104)Old Geezer .......................10105 / 2
121)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
143)Dazmite ............................6273 / 8
167)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
184)sukhoi ...............................4633 / 8
207)Adul ...................................4042 / 14
232)Spacehead ......................3544 / 8
258)Starrider ............................3204 / 0
292)Logix .................................2679 / 0
402)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
420)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
431)Lithium381 .......................1602 / 0
546)JetsFanatic .......................1074 / 1
771)titanmiller ............................559 / 0 <-------------------- Is titan winding up for a big fat dump???
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Milestones achieved on 3/18:
Robor - 132000 (132010)
Grant - 118000 (118061)
Wiz - 11000 (11010)
Geoff Ashden - 5000 (5001)
Niege - 4000 (4017)
Scorch - 3000 (3003)
Raj Kanapathipillai - 1000 (1028)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Insane3D - The Great 10K Countdown - 3/16/2003
cakin - Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500 - 3/15/2003
Swanny - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/12/2003
Awesome Adul - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/7/2003
GolfGeek - The Great 10K CountDown - 3/4/2003
Karsten - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/4/2003
Christof - The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250 - 3/4/2003
DAPUNISHER - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/3/2003
Rex - The Great 10K Countdown- 2/27/2003
ShuxClams - Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000 - 2/25/2003
_______________________________________
Lanky Lane42 launches his large wu fleet across he finish line in the Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500, leaving a large pile of smoldering packets on the track in his wake. This was a close battle between lane42 and Makin' Bacon cakin up until the last three days when the Bacon Man pulled his massive fleet away down the home stretch. But everyone's a champion in the SRL and lane42 deserves the kudos and congrats the SRL affords all of its winners. Being one of Gertrude the Shockie Fairy's all time favorite crunchers, the 400 pound SRL awards presenter knocked the babe waving the checkered flag into the stands with one check from her extra wide hips and took up station at the finish line waiting for her "Little Laney" to earn his victory. Congratulations on the win, lane42 and welcome back to the victory lounge. Beer, babes, and a soak in the hottub await!
The action remains sizzlin' hot in Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000! As happens in many SRL races where the competition gets hot and heavy, SRL med stations are overrun with fans overcome by the excitement seeking smelling salts, ice packs, and extra underwear. Captain MoFunk has powered the psychadelic Funky Bus into the lead, roaring low out of turn seven and leaving Yellin' Yield sniffing a few wu fumes from his new position two wu's to Funk's rear. With his engine missing just a bit, Yield quickly glances in the rearview mirror to find Mighty Micron closing to within seven little packets of knocking him down yet another spot. As the Canadian Cruncher implores the engine in his mighty rig to give him just a little more horsepower, the large contigent of his fans in the stands rise to their feet and scream their support for their hero, even though the chorus of cheers is quickly lost in the rolling roar from the engines blasting around the track. It doesn't get any better than this, folks!
Every fine young lady in the stands at Packet Pounder Park come to their feet and join in a defeaning squeal as Evadman dumps mightily in the 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby to the tune of 23 pounded packets. Apparently now standing on the gas pedal, Evaderman is beginning his move on crt1530. With less than 100 wu's to go for crt1530, Evaderman will need to cover some serious ground in a hurry if he hopes to unseat crt from the number one spot before the race's end. Excellent competition at the top of the 500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally where Scorchie and Shim Shim Shimmishim perform a little synchronized dumping routine on the track, each squeezing off 11 wu dumps to the delight of the crowd. With only 30 wu's separating the pair and plenty of ground yet to cover, this race is still far from being over.
Advancements among racers on 3/18 include LANMAN up 1 to 28, Ben98SentraSE up 1 to 38, SoulAssassin up 1 to 48.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
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