Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
55) LiveLongAndProsper .......18866 / 25
64) Karsten ...............................15663 / 52
67) Swanny ...............................15140 / 76
15,000 WU's or Bust!:
68) Amer ....................................14326 / 74
75) paf077 .................................13839 / 70
The Great 10K CountDown:
106)Insane3D ............................9970 / 21
107)ElFenix .................................9852 / 12
108)Panhead49 .........................9728 / 35
112)The Wildnet Team..............8674 / 20
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500: <------------------------- Expect a wild dash for the gold tomorrow!
cakin .....................................22401 / 10 (3407)
lane42 ..................................27322 / 14 (3319)
Sizzlin Soni ..........................44039 / 42 (2746)
def .........................................24574 / 26 (1817)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Mighty Micron .......................14110 / 48 (1248)
Yield ......................................25895 / 46 (1241)
MoFunk .................................12980 / 50 (1188)
WayneS .................................21311 / 335 (1112) :Q:Q
OhioDude .............................22466 / 41 (1078)
Panhead49 ............................9728 / 35 (922)
Darth Polo .............................23228 / 7 (880)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................12702 / 18 (1613)
Marrkks .................................7060 / 9 (1394)
Major Tom ..........................25317 / 3 (1115)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
JonB .......................................3192 / 40 (687)
neovan ...................................8489 / 29 (585)
Wiz ........................................10894 / 22 (514)
teriba ......................................6954 / 14 (428)
Kruptikos ...............................5630 / 13 (314)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Maggotry ..............................6561 / 2 (659)
TheEvil1 .................................1442 / 16 (511)
KCJeeper ............................7546 / 11 (400)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby: <------------------------------- Here come Evaderman and ys!
crt1530 .............................14141 / 12 (838)
Evadman ...........................5989 / 17 (760)
ys .........................................4146 / 63 (745) :Q
Pyxis ...................................5699 / 8 (669)
1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster:
DAPUNISHER ..................4142 / 44 (614)
Poopaskoopa ................20857 / 20 (423)
JimMc .................................8792 / 21 (358)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
serialb ...............................8115 / 19 (527)
crt1530 .............................14141 / 12 (373)
lobadobadingdong ..........1002 / 13 (296)
JustStarting ......................3842 / 11 (265)
Pyxis ..................................5699 / 8 (255)
TheEvil1 ............................1442 / 16 (220)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
SWScorch .........................2947 / 10 (285)
shimmishim ......................409 / 11 (256)
BobTheWizard ..................1177 / 7 (206)
Christof ...............................318 / 10 (167)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1129 / 5 (112)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................78279 / 313
6) Smokeball ......................66437 / 152
7) LastKnight ......................63878 / 288
9) IsOs ................................56201 / 80
14) The Federation .............47466 / 119
20) Pazoo ..............................36687 / 113
24) m2kewl ..........................32914 / 44
25) Crazee ............................32813 / 116
26) zodder .............................32346 / 81
<----------------- Zappin' Zod is returning to form!
29) LANMAN..........................29620 / 1
31) wirelessenabled ...........28679 / 31
33) Networkman ...................27332 / 23
40) Ben98SentraSE ...........24584 / 160
42) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
43) Rebel Alliance ...............23685 / 126
47) SoulAssassin ...............22503 / 37
50) EvilWobbles ..................21623 / 20
54) DroolMAN! ......................19908 / 19
59) Toft / Vold - DK ..............17385 / 2
65) Basilisk420 ....................15538 / 22
72) Baldy18 ...........................14023 / 0
86) jatwell ..............................12057 / 54
91) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
92) Minendo ..........................10928 / 36
98) British Bulldog Racers ..10453 / 13
104)Old Geezer .......................10096 / 2
120)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
144)Dazmite ............................6219 / 6
163)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
183)sukhoi ...............................4593 / 10
210)Adul ..................................3995 / 10
232)Spacehead ......................3508 / 5
256)Starrider ............................3204 / 21
290)Logix .................................2676 / 1
400)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
420)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
438)Lithium381 .......................1570 / 0
545)JetsFanatic .......................1068 / 1
768)titanmiller ............................559 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 3/13:
Pie Derro - 78000 (78279)
soni - 44000 (44039)
Wayne S - 21000 (21311)
M² - 17000 (17122)
Mihai - 16000 (16255)
nowayout11 - 5000 (5002)
Eric Whalen - 4000 (4002)
Ranger-Team AnandTech - 2500 (2508)
TitansFury - 1000 (1003)
lobadobadingdong - 1000 (1002)
Guido - 500 (501)
Aberant - 500 (500)
The Optometrist - 250 (250)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Awesome Adul - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/7/2003
GolfGeek - The Great 10K CountDown - 3/4/2003
Karsten - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/4/2003
Christof - The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250 - 3/4/2003
DAPUNISHER - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/3/2003
Rex - The Great 10K Countdown- 2/27/2003
ShuxClams - Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000 - 2/25/2003
Rebel Alliance - Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000 - 2/22/2003
BobTheWizard - Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash - 2/21/2003
British Bulldog Racers - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/21/2003
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Both Makin' Bacon cakin and Lanky Lane42 have idled down their rigs as they approach the final turn in the Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500, causing a stunned gasp to emanate from the crowd in the process. The large wry smiles on both of their faces probably means that we can expect a double-barrelled explosion from that section of the track in the near future. Which racer will propel himself across the finish line first on the hot steamy wings of a monster dump is anybody's guess at this point, but it will depend on the size of each racer's wu bladder as the prodigiousness of the Powie! is directly proportional to the quality of the queue tinkler. Tune in tomorrow to see what kind of a mess SRL road crews have to clean up down WU Whomper Way.
Speaking of Queue-Tinkle-Powies, Wayne's World has just whumped a number of racers on the back of the head in Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000. Languishing near the bottom of the pack for a number of days, AnythingButPlayne Wayne became a monster overnight, lambasting 335 poor little workunits to pole-vault into the number four slot ahead of... me! :disgust: Meanwhile at the front of the pack, Mighty Micron and Yield keep dancing a two-man wu cha-cha as the crowd roars its delight. Separated by only seven wu's, two more than yesterday, the pair keep pounding away at each other like a couple of heavy-weights at the center of the ring in a championship bout. If this battle doesn't get your competitive wu juices flowing, nothing will!
The century bell rings it's happy little ding-a-ling as Jolly JonB has stretched his lead over Nasty Neovan over the century mark in the 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper. Meanwhile to their rear, Whackin' Wiz is approaching a similar advantage mark ahead of Terrible Teriba. TheEvil1's sizable female fan following have risen to their feet in the stands and are raising quite a ruckus as they wildly cheer for their hero in the Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000. Sporting a new high-teens average that looks quite good on him, Evil is beginning to cut into the advantage currently enjoyed by Magnificent Maggotry. Gigglin' Gertie hands a shockie award to Why Yes YS for his stellar 63 in the 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby as he pulls to within striking distance of Evadman who is also sporting a nice new daily average. And DAPUNISHER pounds away at 44 poor little packets in the 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster to extend his already commanding lead to 191 over Poopsie as JimMc zeroes in from behind.
Advancements among racers on 3/13 include Ben98SentraSE up 2 to 40, jatwell up 1 to 86, Minendo up 1 to 92, Starrider up 2 to 256.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
55) LiveLongAndProsper .......18866 / 25
64) Karsten ...............................15663 / 52
67) Swanny ...............................15140 / 76
15,000 WU's or Bust!:
68) Amer ....................................14326 / 74
75) paf077 .................................13839 / 70
The Great 10K CountDown:
106)Insane3D ............................9970 / 21
107)ElFenix .................................9852 / 12
108)Panhead49 .........................9728 / 35
112)The Wildnet Team..............8674 / 20
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500: <------------------------- Expect a wild dash for the gold tomorrow!
cakin .....................................22401 / 10 (3407)
lane42 ..................................27322 / 14 (3319)
Sizzlin Soni ..........................44039 / 42 (2746)
def .........................................24574 / 26 (1817)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Mighty Micron .......................14110 / 48 (1248)
Yield ......................................25895 / 46 (1241)
MoFunk .................................12980 / 50 (1188)
WayneS .................................21311 / 335 (1112) :Q:Q
OhioDude .............................22466 / 41 (1078)
Panhead49 ............................9728 / 35 (922)
Darth Polo .............................23228 / 7 (880)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................12702 / 18 (1613)
Marrkks .................................7060 / 9 (1394)
Major Tom ..........................25317 / 3 (1115)
1500 WU Dynamite Dumper:
JonB .......................................3192 / 40 (687)
neovan ...................................8489 / 29 (585)
Wiz ........................................10894 / 22 (514)
teriba ......................................6954 / 14 (428)
Kruptikos ...............................5630 / 13 (314)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Maggotry ..............................6561 / 2 (659)
TheEvil1 .................................1442 / 16 (511)
KCJeeper ............................7546 / 11 (400)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby: <------------------------------- Here come Evaderman and ys!
crt1530 .............................14141 / 12 (838)
Evadman ...........................5989 / 17 (760)
ys .........................................4146 / 63 (745) :Q
Pyxis ...................................5699 / 8 (669)
1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster:
DAPUNISHER ..................4142 / 44 (614)
Poopaskoopa ................20857 / 20 (423)
JimMc .................................8792 / 21 (358)
Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750:
serialb ...............................8115 / 19 (527)
crt1530 .............................14141 / 12 (373)
lobadobadingdong ..........1002 / 13 (296)
JustStarting ......................3842 / 11 (265)
Pyxis ..................................5699 / 8 (255)
TheEvil1 ............................1442 / 16 (220)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally:
SWScorch .........................2947 / 10 (285)
shimmishim ......................409 / 11 (256)
BobTheWizard ..................1177 / 7 (206)
Christof ...............................318 / 10 (167)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1129 / 5 (112)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................78279 / 313
6) Smokeball ......................66437 / 152
7) LastKnight ......................63878 / 288
9) IsOs ................................56201 / 80
14) The Federation .............47466 / 119
20) Pazoo ..............................36687 / 113
24) m2kewl ..........................32914 / 44
25) Crazee ............................32813 / 116
26) zodder .............................32346 / 81
29) LANMAN..........................29620 / 1
31) wirelessenabled ...........28679 / 31
33) Networkman ...................27332 / 23
40) Ben98SentraSE ...........24584 / 160
42) IJump ..............................24482 / 0
43) Rebel Alliance ...............23685 / 126
47) SoulAssassin ...............22503 / 37
50) EvilWobbles ..................21623 / 20
54) DroolMAN! ......................19908 / 19
59) Toft / Vold - DK ..............17385 / 2
65) Basilisk420 ....................15538 / 22
72) Baldy18 ...........................14023 / 0
86) jatwell ..............................12057 / 54
91) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
92) Minendo ..........................10928 / 36
98) British Bulldog Racers ..10453 / 13
104)Old Geezer .......................10096 / 2
120)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
144)Dazmite ............................6219 / 6
163)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
183)sukhoi ...............................4593 / 10
210)Adul ..................................3995 / 10
232)Spacehead ......................3508 / 5
256)Starrider ............................3204 / 21
290)Logix .................................2676 / 1
400)Actaeon .............................1775 / 0
420)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
438)Lithium381 .......................1570 / 0
545)JetsFanatic .......................1068 / 1
768)titanmiller ............................559 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 3/13:
Pie Derro - 78000 (78279)
soni - 44000 (44039)
Wayne S - 21000 (21311)
M² - 17000 (17122)
Mihai - 16000 (16255)
nowayout11 - 5000 (5002)
Eric Whalen - 4000 (4002)
Ranger-Team AnandTech - 2500 (2508)
TitansFury - 1000 (1003)
lobadobadingdong - 1000 (1002)
Guido - 500 (501)
Aberant - 500 (500)
The Optometrist - 250 (250)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Awesome Adul - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/7/2003
GolfGeek - The Great 10K CountDown - 3/4/2003
Karsten - 15,000 WU's or Bust! - 3/4/2003
Christof - The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250 - 3/4/2003
DAPUNISHER - Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000 - 3/3/2003
Rex - The Great 10K Countdown- 2/27/2003
ShuxClams - Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000 - 2/25/2003
Rebel Alliance - Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000 - 2/22/2003
BobTheWizard - Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash - 2/21/2003
British Bulldog Racers - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/21/2003
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Both Makin' Bacon cakin and Lanky Lane42 have idled down their rigs as they approach the final turn in the Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500, causing a stunned gasp to emanate from the crowd in the process. The large wry smiles on both of their faces probably means that we can expect a double-barrelled explosion from that section of the track in the near future. Which racer will propel himself across the finish line first on the hot steamy wings of a monster dump is anybody's guess at this point, but it will depend on the size of each racer's wu bladder as the prodigiousness of the Powie! is directly proportional to the quality of the queue tinkler. Tune in tomorrow to see what kind of a mess SRL road crews have to clean up down WU Whomper Way.
Speaking of Queue-Tinkle-Powies, Wayne's World has just whumped a number of racers on the back of the head in Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000. Languishing near the bottom of the pack for a number of days, AnythingButPlayne Wayne became a monster overnight, lambasting 335 poor little workunits to pole-vault into the number four slot ahead of... me! :disgust: Meanwhile at the front of the pack, Mighty Micron and Yield keep dancing a two-man wu cha-cha as the crowd roars its delight. Separated by only seven wu's, two more than yesterday, the pair keep pounding away at each other like a couple of heavy-weights at the center of the ring in a championship bout. If this battle doesn't get your competitive wu juices flowing, nothing will!
The century bell rings it's happy little ding-a-ling as Jolly JonB has stretched his lead over Nasty Neovan over the century mark in the 1500 WU Dynamite Dumper. Meanwhile to their rear, Whackin' Wiz is approaching a similar advantage mark ahead of Terrible Teriba. TheEvil1's sizable female fan following have risen to their feet in the stands and are raising quite a ruckus as they wildly cheer for their hero in the Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000. Sporting a new high-teens average that looks quite good on him, Evil is beginning to cut into the advantage currently enjoyed by Magnificent Maggotry. Gigglin' Gertie hands a shockie award to Why Yes YS for his stellar 63 in the 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby as he pulls to within striking distance of Evadman who is also sporting a nice new daily average. And DAPUNISHER pounds away at 44 poor little packets in the 1000 WU Bumpster Dumpster to extend his already commanding lead to 191 over Poopsie as JimMc zeroes in from behind.
Advancements among racers on 3/13 include Ben98SentraSE up 2 to 40, jatwell up 1 to 86, Minendo up 1 to 92, Starrider up 2 to 256.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
