Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
55) LiveLongAndProsper .......18419 / 19
15,000 WU's or Bust!: <------------------------------------- New Race!
65) Karsten ...............................14157 / 25
71) Swanny ...............................13791 / 55 🙂
79) paf077 .................................12498 / 59 🙂
80) Amer ....................................12474 / 105 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
104)British Bulldog Racers ....9985 / 11
105)Rex .......................................9798 / 24
106)ElFenix .................................9590 / 13
107)GolfGeek .............................9564 / 10
108)Insane3D ............................9553 / 10
109)lhampel ...............................9424 / 31
112)Panhead49 .........................8882 / 27
The Crunch & Munch 10K
104)British Bulldog Racers ....9985 / 11
116)The Wildnet Team............8292 / 22 🙂
Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash:
554)BobTheWizard ....................991 / 12 🙂
The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250:
1193)Christof ..................................166 / 7
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000:
Pazoo .....................................34238 / 109 (4035) 😀
Rebel Alliance ......................20859 / 118 (3741) 🙂
ShuxClams ...........................48929 / 90 (3517) 🙂
jatwell ......................................10197 / 92 (3264) 🙂
zodder ....................................30791 / 60 (2636)
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500: <---------------------- Gigglin' Gertie's favorite dumper gets another shockie!
lane42 ..................................25933 / 184 (1930) :Q
cakin .....................................20810 / 64 (1816) 🙂
Sizzlin Soni ..........................42938 / 49 (1645)
def .........................................23877 / 33 (1120)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Mighty Micron .......................13027 / 42 (165)
Yield ......................................24771 / 61 (117) 🙂
WayneS .................................20291 / 35 (92)
OhioDude .............................21474 / 43 (86) 🙂
Panhead49 ............................8882 / 27 (76)
MoFunk .................................11859 / 55 (67) 🙂
Darth Polo .............................22375 / 14 (27)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................12062 / 39 (973) 🙂
Marrkks .................................6515 / 55 (849) :Q
Major Tom ..........................24943 / 33 (741) 🙂
Electrode ..............................6287 / 0 (582)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Adul .......................................3464 / 17 (627) 🙂
DAPUNISHER ....................3473 / 16 (582)
Maggotry ..............................6309 / 17 (407) 🙂
TheEvil1 .................................1231 / 9 (300)
KCJeeper ............................7339 / 7 (193)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby: <--------------------------- Evaderman's stylin'!
Evadman ...........................5717 / 15 (488) 🙂
crt1530 .............................13782 / 14 (479)
ys .........................................3848 / 13 (447)
Pyxis ...................................5456 / 12 (426)
The Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750: <------------------- New Race!
crt1530 .............................13782 / 14 (14)
Pyxis ..................................5456 / 12 (12)
lobadobadingdong ..........717 / 11 (11)
TheEvil1 ............................1231 / 9 (9)
JustStarting ......................3586 / 9 (9)
serialb ...............................7593 / 5 (5)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally: <-------------------------- Scorchie takes over the lead!
SWScorch .........................2683 / 13 (21) 🙂
shimmishim ......................173 / 10 (20) 🙂
BobTheWizard ..................991 / 12 (20) 🙂
Christof ...............................166 / 7 (15)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1029 / 6 (12)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
5) PieDerro .........................71117 / 81
6) Smokeball ......................62666 / 159
8) LastKnight ......................57469 / 240
11) IsOs ................................52305 / 1
15) The Federation .............44833 / 72
24) m2kewl ..........................31462 / 29
26) Crazee ............................30420 / 78
30) LANMAN..........................27440 / 2
31) Networkman ...................27229 / 1
33) wirelessenabled ...........26041 / 108 🙂
39) IJump ..............................24435 / 0
45) SoulAssassin ...............21804 / 325 :Q:Q
47) EvilWobbles ..................21086 / 30
48) Ben98SentraSE ...........20935 / 163 🙂
54) DroolMAN! ......................19830 / 0
60) Toft / Vold - DK ..............16666 / 32
63) Basilisk420 ....................14961 / 19
67) Baldy18 ...........................13979 / 1
87) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
102)Old Geezer .......................10044 / 5
119)neovan ..............................7901 / 41
121)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
133)teriba..................................6500 / 21 🙂
146)Dazmite ............................5989 / 7
161)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
183)sukhoi ...............................4408 / 6
241)Spacehead ......................3276 / 14
275)Starrider ............................2767 / 39 🙂
282)Logix .................................2661 / 4
391)Actaeon .............................1773 / 5
410)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
453)Lithium381 .......................1445 / 0
544)JetsFanatic .......................1033 / 1
820)titanmiller ............................452 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 2/18:
wirelessenabled - 26000 (26041) 😀
Assimilator1 - Team AnandTech - 16000 (16036) 🙂
M² - 14000 (14097) 🙂
micron - 13000 (13027) 😀
aftp - 2500 (2506)
RanDum72 - 1500 (1501)
cjsketchy - 250 (250)
cooper76 - 100 (106)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
ZeroEffect - 1500 WU Smackdown - 2/17/2003
Minnie Minendo - The Crunch and Munch 10K - 2/17/2003
Jatwell - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/17/2003
Minnie Minendo - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/17/2003
Networkman - Networkman and Swanny's 1K Sprint - 2/15/2003
Zippin' Zim Hosein - Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash - 2/15/2003
John Wulff - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/15/2003
Ben98SentraSE - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 2/14/2003
Fardringle - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/12/2003
Rebel Alliance - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 2/12/2003
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The masters of the Dupe 'N Dump maneuver are champs once again. Poundin' Pazoo pounds prodigious packets like a pugnacious packyderm to promote the populace to promptly pump their fists in the air in pure and precise joy, promoting a pious chant of "Pa-Zoo! Pa-Zoo! Pa-Zoo!" to escape their throats in a symphony of sound. We all knew it was coming, as Team Pazoo idled down the fleet, letting one competitor after another pass them as they scurried down the back stretch, all the while tinkling steadily in their queue. Then, only days ago, Powie!, and the Pazoo Pounders soared into the lead, looking back only momentarily to wave to their stunned competitors, many of whom returned the wave with probably less than the acceptable number of fingers to constitute an official wave as they inhaled copious amounts of Pazoo's packet powder. Always a crowd favorite, Team Pazoo never fails to entertain the masses with their exciting brand of racing prowess. Congratulations, Pazoo!
Near the top of the racing docket this morning, four competitors have entered the racing fray in an attempt to reach the 15,000 wu milestone marker first. Currently leading the pack after a long layoff in the Lonely Racer's bracket is the King of Karnage Karsten who has brought his sizable fan following with him. Flapping and honking in the second place position is the Aquatic White Bird Swanny, sporting a 50+ daily average and still a little peeved after finishing second in his 1K sprint with networkman. Following closely in the three hole is one of our crunchin' Canadians, paf077 who is back on the SRL circuit and crackin' packets with a vengeance. And cruising in the last position but sporting the highest production numbers in the pack, is the Amazing Amer, who stormed the 10K milestone marker only weeks earlier. Good luck, gentlemen!
Another new race hits the thread this morning entitled The Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750, and what a Whack Pack we have going at it in this contest. Getting a great jump out of the blocks is crt1530 who has found himself sprinting on numerous tracks as of late. Hot on his tail heading into the first turn is the ever popular prince of packet pounders, Powerful Pyxis who trails the leader by a two spot. In the three hole is a spunky rookie making his SRL debut, a possible star in the making, the finger exercising lobadobadingdong who has already established himself as a crowd favorite because they really like to chant his name. Making an appearance in his third SRL event is the sinister and snarling TheEvil1 who pounds out nine out of the gate. Another racer running his innaugural solo race is JustStarting, TA-Seti's latest MTR organizer and bringing up the rear is a racer returning from a lengthy hiatus, a superb talent who earned his battle stars in his stupendous packet wars with JimMc and DarkMajiq many moons ago, the Sequentially Transmitted "B", serialb who puts up a five spot on day one. Good luck, gentlemen!
[PA System]
Attention! Attention!
[feedback] Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! [/feedback]
Nasty Neovan, Whackin' Wiz, Jolly JonB, Terrible Teriba, and K-Man Kruptikos... Please report to Dynamite Dumpster Stadium for your race to 1500! And remember, dump 'em if you got 'em!
[/PA System]
Advancements among racers on 2/18 include Swanny up 1 to 71, lhampel up 1 to 109, BobTheWizard up 2 to 554, Christof up 16 to 1193, JonB up 1 to 297, Kruptikos up 1 to 157, JustStarting up 1 to 220, lobadobadingdong up 7 to 661, Starrider up 1 to 275, titanmiller up 4 to 820.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
55) LiveLongAndProsper .......18419 / 19
15,000 WU's or Bust!: <------------------------------------- New Race!
65) Karsten ...............................14157 / 25
71) Swanny ...............................13791 / 55 🙂
79) paf077 .................................12498 / 59 🙂
80) Amer ....................................12474 / 105 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
104)British Bulldog Racers ....9985 / 11
105)Rex .......................................9798 / 24
106)ElFenix .................................9590 / 13
107)GolfGeek .............................9564 / 10
108)Insane3D ............................9553 / 10
109)lhampel ...............................9424 / 31
112)Panhead49 .........................8882 / 27
The Crunch & Munch 10K
104)British Bulldog Racers ....9985 / 11
116)The Wildnet Team............8292 / 22 🙂
Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash:
554)BobTheWizard ....................991 / 12 🙂
The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250:
1193)Christof ..................................166 / 7
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000:
Pazoo .....................................34238 / 109 (4035) 😀
Rebel Alliance ......................20859 / 118 (3741) 🙂
ShuxClams ...........................48929 / 90 (3517) 🙂
jatwell ......................................10197 / 92 (3264) 🙂
zodder ....................................30791 / 60 (2636)
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500: <---------------------- Gigglin' Gertie's favorite dumper gets another shockie!
lane42 ..................................25933 / 184 (1930) :Q
cakin .....................................20810 / 64 (1816) 🙂
Sizzlin Soni ..........................42938 / 49 (1645)
def .........................................23877 / 33 (1120)
Beat the Race Coordinator (Over the Head) to 3000:
Mighty Micron .......................13027 / 42 (165)
Yield ......................................24771 / 61 (117) 🙂
WayneS .................................20291 / 35 (92)
OhioDude .............................21474 / 43 (86) 🙂
Panhead49 ............................8882 / 27 (76)
MoFunk .................................11859 / 55 (67) 🙂
Darth Polo .............................22375 / 14 (27)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................12062 / 39 (973) 🙂
Marrkks .................................6515 / 55 (849) :Q
Major Tom ..........................24943 / 33 (741) 🙂
Electrode ..............................6287 / 0 (582)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
Adul .......................................3464 / 17 (627) 🙂
DAPUNISHER ....................3473 / 16 (582)
Maggotry ..............................6309 / 17 (407) 🙂
TheEvil1 .................................1231 / 9 (300)
KCJeeper ............................7339 / 7 (193)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby: <--------------------------- Evaderman's stylin'!
Evadman ...........................5717 / 15 (488) 🙂
crt1530 .............................13782 / 14 (479)
ys .........................................3848 / 13 (447)
Pyxis ...................................5456 / 12 (426)
The Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750: <------------------- New Race!
crt1530 .............................13782 / 14 (14)
Pyxis ..................................5456 / 12 (12)
lobadobadingdong ..........717 / 11 (11)
TheEvil1 ............................1231 / 9 (9)
JustStarting ......................3586 / 9 (9)
serialb ...............................7593 / 5 (5)
500 WU Whack-A-Packet Rally: <-------------------------- Scorchie takes over the lead!
SWScorch .........................2683 / 13 (21) 🙂
shimmishim ......................173 / 10 (20) 🙂
BobTheWizard ..................991 / 12 (20) 🙂
Christof ...............................166 / 7 (15)
Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1029 / 6 (12)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
5) PieDerro .........................71117 / 81
6) Smokeball ......................62666 / 159
8) LastKnight ......................57469 / 240
11) IsOs ................................52305 / 1
15) The Federation .............44833 / 72
24) m2kewl ..........................31462 / 29
26) Crazee ............................30420 / 78
30) LANMAN..........................27440 / 2
31) Networkman ...................27229 / 1
33) wirelessenabled ...........26041 / 108 🙂
39) IJump ..............................24435 / 0
45) SoulAssassin ...............21804 / 325 :Q:Q
47) EvilWobbles ..................21086 / 30
48) Ben98SentraSE ...........20935 / 163 🙂
54) DroolMAN! ......................19830 / 0
60) Toft / Vold - DK ..............16666 / 32
63) Basilisk420 ....................14961 / 19
67) Baldy18 ...........................13979 / 1
87) tuffguy ..............................10945 / 0
102)Old Geezer .......................10044 / 5
119)neovan ..............................7901 / 41
121)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
133)teriba..................................6500 / 21 🙂
146)Dazmite ............................5989 / 7
161)Ishmael2k ........................5127 / 0
183)sukhoi ...............................4408 / 6
241)Spacehead ......................3276 / 14
275)Starrider ............................2767 / 39 🙂
282)Logix .................................2661 / 4
391)Actaeon .............................1773 / 5
410)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
453)Lithium381 .......................1445 / 0
544)JetsFanatic .......................1033 / 1
820)titanmiller ............................452 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 2/18:
wirelessenabled - 26000 (26041) 😀
Assimilator1 - Team AnandTech - 16000 (16036) 🙂
M² - 14000 (14097) 🙂
micron - 13000 (13027) 😀
aftp - 2500 (2506)
RanDum72 - 1500 (1501)
cjsketchy - 250 (250)
cooper76 - 100 (106)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
ZeroEffect - 1500 WU Smackdown - 2/17/2003
Minnie Minendo - The Crunch and Munch 10K - 2/17/2003
Jatwell - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/17/2003
Minnie Minendo - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/17/2003
Networkman - Networkman and Swanny's 1K Sprint - 2/15/2003
Zippin' Zim Hosein - Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash - 2/15/2003
John Wulff - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/15/2003
Ben98SentraSE - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 2/14/2003
Fardringle - The Great 10K CountDown - 2/12/2003
Rebel Alliance - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 2/12/2003
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The masters of the Dupe 'N Dump maneuver are champs once again. Poundin' Pazoo pounds prodigious packets like a pugnacious packyderm to promote the populace to promptly pump their fists in the air in pure and precise joy, promoting a pious chant of "Pa-Zoo! Pa-Zoo! Pa-Zoo!" to escape their throats in a symphony of sound. We all knew it was coming, as Team Pazoo idled down the fleet, letting one competitor after another pass them as they scurried down the back stretch, all the while tinkling steadily in their queue. Then, only days ago, Powie!, and the Pazoo Pounders soared into the lead, looking back only momentarily to wave to their stunned competitors, many of whom returned the wave with probably less than the acceptable number of fingers to constitute an official wave as they inhaled copious amounts of Pazoo's packet powder. Always a crowd favorite, Team Pazoo never fails to entertain the masses with their exciting brand of racing prowess. Congratulations, Pazoo!
Near the top of the racing docket this morning, four competitors have entered the racing fray in an attempt to reach the 15,000 wu milestone marker first. Currently leading the pack after a long layoff in the Lonely Racer's bracket is the King of Karnage Karsten who has brought his sizable fan following with him. Flapping and honking in the second place position is the Aquatic White Bird Swanny, sporting a 50+ daily average and still a little peeved after finishing second in his 1K sprint with networkman. Following closely in the three hole is one of our crunchin' Canadians, paf077 who is back on the SRL circuit and crackin' packets with a vengeance. And cruising in the last position but sporting the highest production numbers in the pack, is the Amazing Amer, who stormed the 10K milestone marker only weeks earlier. Good luck, gentlemen!
Another new race hits the thread this morning entitled The Whack Pack Packet Smack to 750, and what a Whack Pack we have going at it in this contest. Getting a great jump out of the blocks is crt1530 who has found himself sprinting on numerous tracks as of late. Hot on his tail heading into the first turn is the ever popular prince of packet pounders, Powerful Pyxis who trails the leader by a two spot. In the three hole is a spunky rookie making his SRL debut, a possible star in the making, the finger exercising lobadobadingdong who has already established himself as a crowd favorite because they really like to chant his name. Making an appearance in his third SRL event is the sinister and snarling TheEvil1 who pounds out nine out of the gate. Another racer running his innaugural solo race is JustStarting, TA-Seti's latest MTR organizer and bringing up the rear is a racer returning from a lengthy hiatus, a superb talent who earned his battle stars in his stupendous packet wars with JimMc and DarkMajiq many moons ago, the Sequentially Transmitted "B", serialb who puts up a five spot on day one. Good luck, gentlemen!
[PA System]
Attention! Attention!
[feedback] Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! [/feedback]
Nasty Neovan, Whackin' Wiz, Jolly JonB, Terrible Teriba, and K-Man Kruptikos... Please report to Dynamite Dumpster Stadium for your race to 1500! And remember, dump 'em if you got 'em!
[/PA System]
Advancements among racers on 2/18 include Swanny up 1 to 71, lhampel up 1 to 109, BobTheWizard up 2 to 554, Christof up 16 to 1193, JonB up 1 to 297, Kruptikos up 1 to 157, JustStarting up 1 to 220, lobadobadingdong up 7 to 661, Starrider up 1 to 275, titanmiller up 4 to 820.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
