Seti Race Stats and Milestones for 01/27

OhioDude

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Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu

The Race to Number 50: <------------------------------------- Makin' Bacon cakin slides up to 51!
51) cakin .................................19419 / 78 :)
58) conjur ...............................16865 / 41

Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250: <--------------------------- Awesome Adul styles up to 259!
259)Adul .....................................2963 / 25 :)

20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
49) Poopaskoopa ....................19928 / 22 :)
52) WayneS ...............................19409 / 58 :)
53) Rebel Alliance ...................18440 / 89 :)
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17456 / 40 :)
55) Ben98SentraSE ..................17266 / 162 :)

The Great 10K CountDown:
97) Wiz ...................................9865 / 19 :)
98) The TWTA Bus...............9857 / 17
101)Fardringle ........................9624 / 25 :)
104)GolfGeek .........................9323 / 2
108)John Wulff ........................9130 / 56 :)
113)Jatwell ..............................8198 / 94 :)

The Crunch & Munch 10K <------------------------------ Minnie's closing in for the kill!
100)British Bulldog Racers ....9655 / 18
102)minendo ............................9433 / 32 :)
117)The Wildnet Team............7783 / 17

Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash:
549)TheEvil1 ...............................1000 / 12 :D
581)Zim Hosein .........................869 / 7
603)BobTheWizard ....................823 / 8 :)

The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250:
1467)Christof ..................................72 / 2

Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000:
Pazoo .....................................31745 / 115 (1542) :)
ShuxClams ...........................46828 / 107 (1416) :)
Rebel Alliance ......................18440 / 89 (1322) :)
jatwell ......................................8198 / 94 (1265) :)
zodder ....................................29200 / 79 (1045)

Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500: <------------------------/me thinks somebody's tinkling in their queue!
cakin .....................................19419 / 78 (425) :)
Sizzlin Soni ..........................41630 / 68 (337) :)
def .........................................22973 / 35 (216)
lane42 ..................................24182 / 9 (179)

3000 WU Smoosh:
Team Funky Ray ....................10977 / 77 (2973) :Q
Mighty Micron .......................11990 / 79 (2724) :Q
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15778 / 69 (2684) :)

Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................11268 / 39 (179) :)
Electrode ..............................5844 / 28 (139)
Major Tom ..........................24326 / 25 (124)
Marrkks .................................5764 / 16 (98)

Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
neovan ..................................7385 / 51 (1378) :Q
LyNx01 .................................2914 / 4 (1284)

1500 WU Smackdown:
The Wildnet Team..............7783 / 17 (1379)
ZeroEffect .........................13254 / 14 (1247)
Maggotry ..............................6005 / 19 (1154) :)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)

Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
DAPUNISHER ....................3029 / 22 (138) :)
Adul .......................................2963 / 25 (126) :)
Maggotry ..............................6005 / 19 (103) :)
TheEvil1 .................................1000 / 12 (69) :)
KCJeeper ............................7202 / 10 (56)

1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................13521 / 15 (218) :)
ys .........................................3591 / 8 (190)
Evadman ...........................5405 / 14 (176) :)
Pyxis ...................................5200 / 11 (170)

1000 WU Woad Wally:
crt1530 ...............................13521 / 15 (996) :)
BigFatCow ...........................4540 / 13 (916) :)
ElFenix ..................................9278 / 15 (823) :)

Lonely Racers: :(
5) PieDerro ..........................66834 / 17
6) Smokeball .......................58244 / 1 <--------- What a mess we'll have when Smokie unplugs the queue!
10) LastKnight .....................52294 / 227
11) IsOs ................................51915 / 119 :)
16) The Federation .............42623 / 115
24) m2kewl ..........................30435 / 75 :)
27) Crazee ............................28347 / 99
31) Networkman ..................26173 / 39
32) LANMAN..........................26013 / 2
34) IJump .............................24435 / 0
37) Yield.................................23739 / 45 :)
40) wirelessenabled ...........23528 / 107 :)
44) Darth Polo ......................21324 / 12
45) SoulAssassin ...............20972 / 29
46) EvilWobbles ..................20526 / 33
50) DroolMAN! ......................19745 / 23
63) Basilisk420 ....................14291 / 45 :)
66) Baldy18 ...........................13737 / 23
69) Karsten ...........................13474 / 27
75) Swanny ...........................12644 / 42
88) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
119)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)teriba..................................5990 / 26 :)
148)Dazmite ............................5732 / 8
160)Ishmael2k ........................5022 / 0
179)sukhoi ...............................4257 / 6
256)Spacehead ......................2973 / 16 :)
278)Logix .................................2648 / 0
291)Starrider ............................2472 / 0
386)Actaeon .............................1742 / 1
401)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
469)Lithium381 .......................1349 / 0
540)JetsFanatic .......................1024 / 0
900)titanmiller ............................352 / 2

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Milestones achieved on 1/27:

Cory - 74000 (74081)
Ammocan - 11000 (11200) :)
Maggotry - 6000 (6005) :D
ted - 3000 (3978)
TheEvil1 - 1000 (1000) :D
lobadobadingdong - 500 (500)
the_corm - 100 (100)

10 Most Recent Race Winners:

Jatwell - 3000 WU Smoosh - 1/26/2003
BigWoofer - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/25/2003
Rebel Alliance - 3000 WU Smoosh - 1/25/2003
Maku - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/25/2003
Mucman - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/23/2003
Bad Bad Baldy18 - 1500 WU Smackdown - 1/21/2003
Electrode - Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's - 1/21/2003
OhioDude - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 1/18/2003
KCJeeper - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003
Kruptikos - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003

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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yesssssssssssssssssssss!". The squeals of delight can be heard from miles around from the race babes who have been watching and waiting with bated breath for TheEvil1 to cross the 1K milestone marker, the first Major milestone on the SRL tour, in Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash. Not only has Evil added a digit to his tally, he is also a "hottub virgin", making his first ever appearance in the famous victory lounge and our gorgeous babes just love showing rookies the lounge ropes. (No, they don't use the ropes to tie you up. Get your minds out of the gutter! :disgust: ) Using a steady and consistent double-digit dumping technique, TheEvil1 showed the fans a nice, easy flow to his dumps, and developed quite a following in his rookie race, especially from the young ladies in the stands who have given Evil the nickname of "Smoothie". Heading to the victory lounge with a babe on each arm and one following behind helping to carry his massive trophy, Evil waves to his newly formed fan club and saunters into the lounge where he will partake of the culinary and intellectual delights SRL race winners enjoy. Congratulations, TheEvil1!

crt1530 is kicking towards the finish line in the 1000 WU Woad Wally, now dashing down the home stretch only four wu's from a victory and a date in the lounge. BigFatCow, who has made a gallant gallop as of late, is just now entering the final turn where he leaves a few cow paddies for SRL road crews to clean up. crt1530 also finds himself in the lead in the 1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby, 28 wu's ahead of Why Yes YS who has a slightly down day with eight. yswonder had best be careful because Evaderman is crackin' and packin' only 14 wu's to his rear with Powerful Pyxis only six behind that. Things are definitely heating up at Packet Pounder Park! In the Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000, DAPUNISHER is living up to his name, making 22 workunits beg for mercy overnight. The double duals give DP a twelve packet pillow ahead of Awesome Adul who is leaving a few tacks in the road in an attempt to slow down Magnificent Maggotry.

The Wildnet Team is talkin' some smack and kickin' some back in the 1500 WU Smackdown, pounding 17 wu's into the pavement to strengthen their hold on the number one position. Meanwhile to the rear, Magnificent Maggotry has shifted into high gear and is making a concerted effort to overtake ZeroEffect for second place. A look at the Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's shows the SRL readership that Nasty Neovan is remaining naughty and nasty, showering the track with the busted up remnants of 51 workunits. The awesome display of dump muscle flexing catapults Neo out to a what could be an insurmountable 94 wu lead over Lanky LyNx01. Domination fans, and there are millions of 'em, are going absolutely wild along WU Wimp Way as their hero is blistering the track in Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp! Domination is already out to a 40 wu lead over Excellent Electrode while Major Tom and Big Money Marrkks battle it out for third.

Despite turning in a monster 68 overnight, Sizzlin' Soni still loses 11 wu's to Makin' Bacon Cakin in the Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500. Meanwhile, the defster had best think about raising his rear facing blast shields 'cause it looks like Lean Lane42 is priming his queue with highly volatile wu fuel and when it explodes, it could get really messy for anyone within the blast radius. Poundin' Pazoo keeps the heat on in the Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000, while the gallant Captain Clams maintains a strangle hold on second. The Rebel Alliance had best keep an eye on the rear sensor array as Jumpin' J may be starting his run for third while Sheriff Zodder is out trying to round up a few more members for his posse.

Advancements among racers on 1/27 include cakin up 1 to 51, Adul up 1 to 259, Jatwell up 1 to 113, minendo up 1 to 102, Christof up 3 to 1467, Spacehead up 1 to 256.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 :cool:
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. :D
 

Zim Hosein

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Congrats to all the racers & MM's :)

WTG TheEvil1, Congrats :)

LMAO at the commentary OhioDude, Thanks :D