Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................19273 / 70
58) conjur ...............................16779 / 42
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
261)Adul .....................................2914 / 17
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
49) Poopaskoopa ....................19884 / 20
51) WayneS ...............................19311 / 42
53) Rebel Alliance ...................18272 / 80
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17394 / 22
55) Ben98SentraSE ..................16940 / 171
The Great 10K CountDown:
97) Wiz ...................................9826 / 21
98) The TWTA Bus...............9823 / 16
101)Fardringle ........................9579 / 24
104)GolfGeek .........................9319 / 2
109)John Wulff ........................9018 / 62
114)Jatwell ..............................8016 / 82
The Crunch & Munch 10K
100)British Bulldog Racers ....9611 / 28
103)minendo ............................9362 / 37
117)The Wildnet Team............7744 / 26
Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash:
552)TheEvil1 ...............................977 / 11
581)Zim Hosein .........................855 / 7
605)BobTheWizard ....................808 / 8
The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250:
1474)Christof ..................................68 / 2
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000:
Pazoo .....................................31509 / 107 (1306)
ShuxClams ...........................46634 / 90 (1222)
Rebel Alliance ......................18272 / 80 (1154)
jatwell ......................................8016 / 82 (1083)
zodder ....................................29052 / 65 (897)
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500:
cakin .....................................19273 / 70 (279)
Sizzlin Soni ..........................41510 / 53 (217)
lane42 ..................................24160 / 19 (157)
def .........................................22908 / 64 (151)
3000 WU Smoosh:
Rebel Alliance ...................18272 / 80 (3091)
jatwell ......................................8016 / 82 (3001)
Mighty Micron .......................11872 / 37 (2606)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15683 / 75 (2589)
Team Funky Ray ....................10832 / 49 (2808)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
BigWoofer ..........................15535 / 9 (3029)
Major Tom ..........................24279 / 15 (2339)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................11187 / 34 (98)
Marrkks .................................5748 / 19 (82)
Electrode ..............................5786 / 31 (81)
Major Tom ..........................24279 / 15 (77)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
neovan ..................................7323 / 22 (1316)
LyNx01 .................................2903 / 6 (1273)
1500 WU Smackdown:
The Wildnet Team..............7744 / 26 (1340)
ZeroEffect .........................13228 / 13 (1221)
Maggotry ..............................5968 / 19 (1117)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
DAPUNISHER ....................2988 / 25 (97)
Adul .......................................2914 / 17 (77)
Maggotry ..............................5968 / 19 (66)
TheEvil1 .................................977 / 11 (46)
KCJeeper ............................7189 / 7 (43)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................13495 / 13 (192)
ys .........................................3558 / 0 (157)
Evadman ...........................5380 / 12 (151)
Pyxis ...................................5176 / 11 (146)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
crt1530 ...............................13495 / 13 (970)
BigFatCow ...........................4511 / 13 (887)
ElFenix ..................................9247 / 14 (792)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66801 / 97
6) Smokeball .......................58241 / 1
10) LastKnight .....................51848 / 218
11) IsOs ................................51682 / 112
16) The Federation .............42394 / 111
24) m2kewl ..........................30292 / 66
27) Crazee ............................28156 / 97
31) Networkman ..................26071 / 104
32) LANMAN..........................26009 / 1
34) IJump .............................24435 / 0
37) Yield.................................23647 / 47
40) wirelessenabled ...........23278 / 89
44) Darth Polo ......................21298 / 14
45) SoulAssassin ...............20914 / 31
46) EvilWobbles ..................20467 / 30
50) DroolMAN! ......................19699 / 19
63) Basilisk420 ....................14214 / 30
66) Baldy18 ...........................13689 / 22
69) Karsten ...........................13434 / 8
75) Swanny ...........................12550 / 40
88) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
119)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)teriba..................................5945 / 21
149)Dazmite ............................5715 / 10
160)Ishmael2k ........................5022 / 8
179)sukhoi ...............................4243 / 7
258)Spacehead ......................2941 / 44
277)Logix .................................2646 / 0
290)Starrider ............................2472 / 0
384)Actaeon .............................1736 / 9
400)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
467)Lithium381 .......................1349 / 0
539)JetsFanatic .......................1024 / 0
905)titanmiller ............................346 / 4
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Milestones achieved on 1/25:
Robor - 125000 (125021)
TA Cube - 31000 (31021)
zodder - 29000 (29052)
networkman - 26000 (26071)
John Wulff - 9000 (9018)
jatwell - TeamAnandtech - 8000 (8016)
Teo - 5000 (5025)
silverbullet - 4000 (4000)
rmjjjr - 1000 (1005)
jvetter - 1000 (1003)
StarUPlink - 250 (259)
Drunkguy - 100 (108)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Mucman - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/23/2003
Bad Bad Baldy18 - 1500 WU Smackdown - 1/21/2003
Electrode - Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's - 1/21/2003
OhioDude - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 1/18/2003
KCJeeper - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003
Kruptikos - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003
Sizzlin' Soni - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/16/2003
BobTheWizard - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/16/2003
M² - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Ammocan - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
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God bless the person who invented the snow thrower!
Today it's time to give yesterday's winners their props, plus we'll add another winner to the pot and give it a stir. Taking the honors for being the first competitor to cross the finish line in the 3000 WU Smoosh, the Rebel Aliance steers course across the 3000 wu tally marker and earns the right to claim one-sies in this race, after beginning the contest with a large 1500 wu handicap. Captains Freewolf and ICXRa look a little worse for the wear though, having had to deal with a rather unhappy and indignant pair aboard the psychadelic Funky Bus. Sporting a number of large cane welts after having had to battle their way passed Rowdy Ray's cane gauntlet, the pair look more relieved than celebratory after their ordeal on the track. But the babes have arrived to message their tired aching dump muscles and excercise their minds, overtaxed by the incredible concentration Seti racing requires, with a relaxing physics lesson. Doffing their racing caps to the cheering crowd, the pair heads towards the lounge, each rubbing their sore backsides where the Rowdy One's cane last landed. Congratulations on the victory, Rebel Alliance!
Also earning kudos, congrats, and the adoration of the sell-out crowd at Smoosh Park is Jumpin' Jatwell, who steams across the finish line this morning, one day after the Rebel Alliance. Poor Jumpin' J had the misfortune of meeting up with the psychadelic Funky Bus and its unhappy occupants twice. The first time, Jumpin' J steared a little too close, well within cane range and ended up having to have an emergency buttocksimus cane-ectomy at the trackside emergency room. Fighting back after his second handicap was handed down by race officials, Jumpin' J wisely took a wide birth around the funkadelic bus but underestimated the power and range of Rowdy Ray's Cane of Flatulence, which took it's toll on the intrepid racer. But all that's behind him now, literally, and it's time to celebrate a well deserved victory in the lounge with the babes and the beer. Emerging from the pilot's cabin of his racing rig, Jumpin' Jay takes a moment to breathe deeply of fresh air uncontaminated by the cane's payload. Congratulations, Jumpin' Jatwell!
Crossing the finish line in 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!, the Big Dawg BigWoofer takes the checkered flag and earns himself a huge doggie biscuit. Matched up against his good buddy and racing foe Major Tom Tarca, the Big Dawg had to use all of the racing tricks he'd learned in his previous races in order to prevail. Pausing at certain points in the race to dig furiously along the side of the track where he had previously buried wu's, BigWoofer also took the time to leave little piles of doggie-doo bombs in his wake for the unsuspecting Major Tom to clean off his racing boots. We've stocked the victory lounge with Alpo and leather chew toys, and we've brought in Fifi the French Poodle for a little doggie play-time, if you know what I mean. Congratulations, BigWoofer!
Advancements among racers on 1/25 include Ben98SentraSE up 2 to 55, Maku up 1 to 94, Wiz up 1 to 97, Jatwell up 1 to 114, Zim Hosein up 4 to 581, BobTheWizard up 3 to 605, Christof up 17 to 1474, Networkman up 1 to 31, Swanny up 1 to 75, teriba up 1 to 140, Dazmite up 1 to 149, Spacehead up 2 to 258, Actaeon up 3 to 384, titanmiller up 2 to 905.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................19273 / 70
58) conjur ...............................16779 / 42
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
261)Adul .....................................2914 / 17
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
49) Poopaskoopa ....................19884 / 20
51) WayneS ...............................19311 / 42
53) Rebel Alliance ...................18272 / 80
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17394 / 22
55) Ben98SentraSE ..................16940 / 171
The Great 10K CountDown:
97) Wiz ...................................9826 / 21
98) The TWTA Bus...............9823 / 16
101)Fardringle ........................9579 / 24
104)GolfGeek .........................9319 / 2
109)John Wulff ........................9018 / 62
114)Jatwell ..............................8016 / 82
The Crunch & Munch 10K
100)British Bulldog Racers ....9611 / 28
103)minendo ............................9362 / 37
117)The Wildnet Team............7744 / 26
Bob The Wizard's Evil 1K Zip Zim Dash:
552)TheEvil1 ...............................977 / 11
581)Zim Hosein .........................855 / 7
605)BobTheWizard ....................808 / 8
The Christof Crunch - Gotta Get To 250:
1474)Christof ..................................68 / 2
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000:
Pazoo .....................................31509 / 107 (1306)
ShuxClams ...........................46634 / 90 (1222)
Rebel Alliance ......................18272 / 80 (1154)
jatwell ......................................8016 / 82 (1083)
zodder ....................................29052 / 65 (897)
Wild and Wooly WU Whomper to 3500:
cakin .....................................19273 / 70 (279)
Sizzlin Soni ..........................41510 / 53 (217)
lane42 ..................................24160 / 19 (157)
def .........................................22908 / 64 (151)
3000 WU Smoosh:
Rebel Alliance ...................18272 / 80 (3091)
jatwell ......................................8016 / 82 (3001)
Mighty Micron .......................11872 / 37 (2606)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15683 / 75 (2589)
Team Funky Ray ....................10832 / 49 (2808)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
BigWoofer ..........................15535 / 9 (3029)
Major Tom ..........................24279 / 15 (2339)
Last One to 2000 is a WU Wimp!:
Domination ........................11187 / 34 (98)
Marrkks .................................5748 / 19 (82)
Electrode ..............................5786 / 31 (81)
Major Tom ..........................24279 / 15 (77)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
neovan ..................................7323 / 22 (1316)
LyNx01 .................................2903 / 6 (1273)
1500 WU Smackdown:
The Wildnet Team..............7744 / 26 (1340)
ZeroEffect .........................13228 / 13 (1221)
Maggotry ..............................5968 / 19 (1117)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Master Plaster WU Blaster to 1000:
DAPUNISHER ....................2988 / 25 (97)
Adul .......................................2914 / 17 (77)
Maggotry ..............................5968 / 19 (66)
TheEvil1 .................................977 / 11 (46)
KCJeeper ............................7189 / 7 (43)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................13495 / 13 (192)
ys .........................................3558 / 0 (157)
Evadman ...........................5380 / 12 (151)
Pyxis ...................................5176 / 11 (146)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
crt1530 ...............................13495 / 13 (970)
BigFatCow ...........................4511 / 13 (887)
ElFenix ..................................9247 / 14 (792)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66801 / 97
6) Smokeball .......................58241 / 1
10) LastKnight .....................51848 / 218
11) IsOs ................................51682 / 112
16) The Federation .............42394 / 111
24) m2kewl ..........................30292 / 66
27) Crazee ............................28156 / 97
31) Networkman ..................26071 / 104
32) LANMAN..........................26009 / 1
34) IJump .............................24435 / 0
37) Yield.................................23647 / 47
40) wirelessenabled ...........23278 / 89
44) Darth Polo ......................21298 / 14
45) SoulAssassin ...............20914 / 31
46) EvilWobbles ..................20467 / 30
50) DroolMAN! ......................19699 / 19
63) Basilisk420 ....................14214 / 30
66) Baldy18 ...........................13689 / 22
69) Karsten ...........................13434 / 8
75) Swanny ...........................12550 / 40
88) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
119)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
140)teriba..................................5945 / 21
149)Dazmite ............................5715 / 10
160)Ishmael2k ........................5022 / 8
179)sukhoi ...............................4243 / 7
258)Spacehead ......................2941 / 44
277)Logix .................................2646 / 0
290)Starrider ............................2472 / 0
384)Actaeon .............................1736 / 9
400)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
467)Lithium381 .......................1349 / 0
539)JetsFanatic .......................1024 / 0
905)titanmiller ............................346 / 4
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Milestones achieved on 1/25:
Robor - 125000 (125021)
TA Cube - 31000 (31021)
zodder - 29000 (29052)
networkman - 26000 (26071)
John Wulff - 9000 (9018)
jatwell - TeamAnandtech - 8000 (8016)
Teo - 5000 (5025)
silverbullet - 4000 (4000)
rmjjjr - 1000 (1005)
jvetter - 1000 (1003)
StarUPlink - 250 (259)
Drunkguy - 100 (108)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Mucman - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/23/2003
Bad Bad Baldy18 - 1500 WU Smackdown - 1/21/2003
Electrode - Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's - 1/21/2003
OhioDude - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 1/18/2003
KCJeeper - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003
Kruptikos - 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/17/2003
Sizzlin' Soni - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/16/2003
BobTheWizard - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/16/2003
M² - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
Ammocan - The Great 10K CountDown - 1/16/2003
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God bless the person who invented the snow thrower!
Today it's time to give yesterday's winners their props, plus we'll add another winner to the pot and give it a stir. Taking the honors for being the first competitor to cross the finish line in the 3000 WU Smoosh, the Rebel Aliance steers course across the 3000 wu tally marker and earns the right to claim one-sies in this race, after beginning the contest with a large 1500 wu handicap. Captains Freewolf and ICXRa look a little worse for the wear though, having had to deal with a rather unhappy and indignant pair aboard the psychadelic Funky Bus. Sporting a number of large cane welts after having had to battle their way passed Rowdy Ray's cane gauntlet, the pair look more relieved than celebratory after their ordeal on the track. But the babes have arrived to message their tired aching dump muscles and excercise their minds, overtaxed by the incredible concentration Seti racing requires, with a relaxing physics lesson. Doffing their racing caps to the cheering crowd, the pair heads towards the lounge, each rubbing their sore backsides where the Rowdy One's cane last landed. Congratulations on the victory, Rebel Alliance!
Also earning kudos, congrats, and the adoration of the sell-out crowd at Smoosh Park is Jumpin' Jatwell, who steams across the finish line this morning, one day after the Rebel Alliance. Poor Jumpin' J had the misfortune of meeting up with the psychadelic Funky Bus and its unhappy occupants twice. The first time, Jumpin' J steared a little too close, well within cane range and ended up having to have an emergency buttocksimus cane-ectomy at the trackside emergency room. Fighting back after his second handicap was handed down by race officials, Jumpin' J wisely took a wide birth around the funkadelic bus but underestimated the power and range of Rowdy Ray's Cane of Flatulence, which took it's toll on the intrepid racer. But all that's behind him now, literally, and it's time to celebrate a well deserved victory in the lounge with the babes and the beer. Emerging from the pilot's cabin of his racing rig, Jumpin' Jay takes a moment to breathe deeply of fresh air uncontaminated by the cane's payload. Congratulations, Jumpin' Jatwell!
Crossing the finish line in 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!, the Big Dawg BigWoofer takes the checkered flag and earns himself a huge doggie biscuit. Matched up against his good buddy and racing foe Major Tom Tarca, the Big Dawg had to use all of the racing tricks he'd learned in his previous races in order to prevail. Pausing at certain points in the race to dig furiously along the side of the track where he had previously buried wu's, BigWoofer also took the time to leave little piles of doggie-doo bombs in his wake for the unsuspecting Major Tom to clean off his racing boots. We've stocked the victory lounge with Alpo and leather chew toys, and we've brought in Fifi the French Poodle for a little doggie play-time, if you know what I mean.
Congratulations, BigWoofer!Advancements among racers on 1/25 include Ben98SentraSE up 2 to 55, Maku up 1 to 94, Wiz up 1 to 97, Jatwell up 1 to 114, Zim Hosein up 4 to 581, BobTheWizard up 3 to 605, Christof up 17 to 1474, Networkman up 1 to 31, Swanny up 1 to 75, teriba up 1 to 140, Dazmite up 1 to 149, Spacehead up 2 to 258, Actaeon up 3 to 384, titanmiller up 2 to 905.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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