Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................18569 / 68
57) conjur ...............................16374 / 42
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
265)Adul .....................................2755 / 24
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
47) OhioDude ...........................19928 / 46
48) Poopaskoopa ....................19687 / 21
51) WayneS ...............................18909 / 39
53) Rebel Alliance ...................17312 / 98
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17106 / 19
58) Ben98SentraSE ..................15373 / 163
The Great 10K CountDown:
89) M² .....................................10093 / 122
91) Ammocan .......................10034 / 44
92) mucman .........................9950 / 6
93) Aaron Busi .....................9892 / 23
94) Maku ...............................9823 / 20
98) Wiz ...................................9620 / 23
99) Amer .................................9443 / 95
102)Fardringle ........................9349 / 23
103)GolfGeek .........................9256 / 2
111)John Wulff ........................8409 / 60
123)Jatwell ..............................7121 / 91
The Crunch & Munch 10K
101)British Bulldog Racers ....9396 / 11
107)minendo ............................8976 / 36
117)The Wildnet Team............7499 / 28
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
144)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
153)Electrode .............................5490 / 22
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
629)BobTheWizard ....................734 / 8
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000:
ShuxClams ...........................45609 / 101 (197)
Rebel Alliance ......................17312 / 98 (194)
jatwell ......................................7121 / 91 (188)
Pazoo .....................................30390 / 96 (187)
zodder ....................................28318 / 83 (163)
3000 WU Smoosh:
Team Funky Ray ....................10349 / 51 (2240)
Rebel Alliance ...................17312 / 98 (2131)
jatwell ......................................7121 / 91 (2106)
Mighty Micron .......................11366 / 52 (2100)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15103 / 55 (2009)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
Soni .....................................40941 / 61 (3011)
BigWoofer ..........................15090 / 73 (2584)
Major Tom ..........................23981 / 45 (2041)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
Marrkks .................................5462 / 32 (1473)
Electrode ..............................5490 / 22 (1358)
LyNx01 .................................2841 / 7 (1211)
neovan ..................................7118 / 54 (1111)
1500 WU Smackdown:
Baldy18 .............................13361 / 30 (1331)
The Wildnet Team..............7499 / 28 (1095)
ZeroEffect .........................13097 / 20 (1090)
Maggotry ..............................5809 / 10 (958)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9950 / 6 (1209)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................13340 / 18 (37)
Pyxis ...................................5057 / 14 (27)
Evadman ...........................5253 / 12 (24)
ys .........................................3421 / 1 (20)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
KCJeeper ............................7068 / 7 (998)
Kruptikos ..............................4614 / 12 (990)
crt1530 ...............................13340 / 18 (815)
BigFatCow ...........................4330 / 0 (706)
ElFenix ..................................9116 / 14 (661)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
BobTheWizard .....................734 / 8 (507)
Emos ..................................3566 / 9 (417)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66634 / 7
6) Smokeball .......................56901 / 152
10) IsOs ................................50519 / 117
11) LastKnight .....................49615 / 230
16) The Federation .............41254 / 118
24) m2kewl ..........................29671 / 67
28) Crazee ............................27149 / 95
31) Networkman ..................25699 / 6
33) LANMAN..........................24937 / 4
34) IJump .............................24433 / 4
39) Yield.................................23162 / 49
41) def ....................................22558 / 35
42) wirelessenabled ...........22264 / 126
43) Darth Polo ......................20950 / 13
44) SoulAssassin ...............20565 / 25
45) EvilWobbles ..................20094 / 52
50) DroolMAN! ......................19500 / 12
63) Basilisk420 ....................13765 / 38
73) Karsten ...........................13048 / 41
76) Swanny ...........................12110 / 40
84) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
116)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
143)teriba..................................5715 / 26
149)Dazmite ............................5603 / 9
158)Ishmael2k ........................4947 / 7
179)sukhoi ...............................4185 / 2
260)DAPUNISHER .................2798 / 8
264)Spacehead ......................2759 / 11
273)Logix .................................2631 / 2
294)Starrider ............................2380 / 3
394)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
403)Actaeon .............................1625 / 7
471)Lithium381 .......................1287 / 3
534)JetsFanatic .......................1023 / 0
575)TheEvil1 ..............................857 / 18
934)titanmiller ............................309 / 2
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Milestones achieved on 1/15:
M² - 10000 (10093)
Ammocan - 10000 (10034)
IndianaSam - 3000 (3012)
Mike - 2000 (2001)
Tech88 - 2000 (2000)
BigMacJMM - 1500 (1501)
Eric - 500 (507)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sammael - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/11/2003
Lane42 - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/11/2003
Panhead49 - Wascally WU Whapper to 1500 - 1/11/2003
OhioDude - Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 - 1/11/2003
MoFunk - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/10/2003
PhotoLenny - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/10/2003
Poopaskoopa - The 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/9/2003
RattleDagger - The 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/8/2003
paf077 - The Crunch & Munch 10K - 1/4/2003
Marrkks - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 1/2/2003
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Sizzlin' Soni sizzles his way across the finish line in 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!, taking the checkered flag on the wings of a 61 wu day. As his sizable fan club in the stands goes crazy with glee, Soni turns his racing rig towards the grandstand and motors over close enough for the squeeling young ladies to reach out and touch his wu chute as he slowly drives around the track for his victory lap. Every so often during his victorious circumnavigation of Bust Baby Stadium, Sizzlin' Soni revs the munching machinery menacingly and with a powerful flex of his dump muscles, tosses a steamy pounded packet into the stands. This, of course, causes a wild scramble as the crazed fans tumble and scrum for the souvenir, quite often one or more of the combatants ending up at the med station or in the pokie for the night if they get a little too boisterous in their quest for one of Soni's prized packets. TA-Seti's stats master certainly knows how to play to the crowd. Congratulations, Soni!
Earning his first victory in his SRL career is the rookie Bullet BobTheWizard as he hustles across the finish line in the Team AnandTech SETI 111110100. A strong and consistent style has been the rookie's hallmark since joining the SRL and this race saw him consistently producing 1000 wu's per day, sometimes reaching 1001, but seldom dropping below 111 on any given day. This being Bullet Bob's first victory, the hottub babes race to the finish line to greet him, carrying his awards certificate and his official SRL bathrobe that he can use in the hottub room whilst partaking of the pleasures afforded SRL race winners. Hustling him off to the victory lounge, the race babes giggle with glee because they love to show a lounge newbie just how we party in the Seti Racing League. The Oreos are fresh, the Mt. Dew is cold, and the hottub is filled with warm water scented with special aromatic oils imported from places afar. And let's not forget about the tag team physics lesson straight from the babe's award winning Hottub Physics Lecture Series. Congratulations, BobTheWizard!
Let's also welcome two new members to the TA-Seti 10K club: M² and Ammocan. Congratulations, gentlemen!
Advancements among racers on 1/15 include Ben98SentraSE up 1 to 58, M² up 2 to 89, Amer up 2 to 99, Jatwell up 2 to 123, BobTheWizard up 5 to 629, Crazee up 1 to 28, Karsten up 1 to 73, teriba up 2 to 143, Actaeon up 1 to 403, Lithium381 up 1 to 471, TheEvil1 up 7 to 575, titanmiller up 4 to 934.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................18569 / 68
57) conjur ...............................16374 / 42
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
265)Adul .....................................2755 / 24
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
47) OhioDude ...........................19928 / 46
48) Poopaskoopa ....................19687 / 21
51) WayneS ...............................18909 / 39
53) Rebel Alliance ...................17312 / 98
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......17106 / 19
58) Ben98SentraSE ..................15373 / 163
The Great 10K CountDown:
89) M² .....................................10093 / 122
91) Ammocan .......................10034 / 44
92) mucman .........................9950 / 6
93) Aaron Busi .....................9892 / 23
94) Maku ...............................9823 / 20
98) Wiz ...................................9620 / 23
99) Amer .................................9443 / 95
102)Fardringle ........................9349 / 23
103)GolfGeek .........................9256 / 2
111)John Wulff ........................8409 / 60
123)Jatwell ..............................7121 / 91
The Crunch & Munch 10K
101)British Bulldog Racers ....9396 / 11
107)minendo ............................8976 / 36
117)The Wildnet Team............7499 / 28
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
144)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
153)Electrode .............................5490 / 22
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
629)BobTheWizard ....................734 / 8
Seti Stud-Studded Stud Stomp to 4000:
ShuxClams ...........................45609 / 101 (197)
Rebel Alliance ......................17312 / 98 (194)
jatwell ......................................7121 / 91 (188)
Pazoo .....................................30390 / 96 (187)
zodder ....................................28318 / 83 (163)
3000 WU Smoosh:
Team Funky Ray ....................10349 / 51 (2240)
Rebel Alliance ...................17312 / 98 (2131)
jatwell ......................................7121 / 91 (2106)
Mighty Micron .......................11366 / 52 (2100)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................15103 / 55 (2009)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
Soni .....................................40941 / 61 (3011)
BigWoofer ..........................15090 / 73 (2584)
Major Tom ..........................23981 / 45 (2041)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
Marrkks .................................5462 / 32 (1473)
Electrode ..............................5490 / 22 (1358)
LyNx01 .................................2841 / 7 (1211)
neovan ..................................7118 / 54 (1111)
1500 WU Smackdown:
Baldy18 .............................13361 / 30 (1331)
The Wildnet Team..............7499 / 28 (1095)
ZeroEffect .........................13097 / 20 (1090)
Maggotry ..............................5809 / 10 (958)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 0 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9950 / 6 (1209)
1000 WU Packet Pounder Derby:
crt1530 .............................13340 / 18 (37)
Pyxis ...................................5057 / 14 (27)
Evadman ...........................5253 / 12 (24)
ys .........................................3421 / 1 (20)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
KCJeeper ............................7068 / 7 (998)
Kruptikos ..............................4614 / 12 (990)
crt1530 ...............................13340 / 18 (815)
BigFatCow ...........................4330 / 0 (706)
ElFenix ..................................9116 / 14 (661)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
BobTheWizard .....................734 / 8 (507)
Emos ..................................3566 / 9 (417)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66634 / 7
6) Smokeball .......................56901 / 152
10) IsOs ................................50519 / 117
11) LastKnight .....................49615 / 230
16) The Federation .............41254 / 118
24) m2kewl ..........................29671 / 67
28) Crazee ............................27149 / 95
31) Networkman ..................25699 / 6
33) LANMAN..........................24937 / 4
34) IJump .............................24433 / 4
39) Yield.................................23162 / 49
41) def ....................................22558 / 35
42) wirelessenabled ...........22264 / 126
43) Darth Polo ......................20950 / 13
44) SoulAssassin ...............20565 / 25
45) EvilWobbles ..................20094 / 52
50) DroolMAN! ......................19500 / 12
63) Basilisk420 ....................13765 / 38
73) Karsten ...........................13048 / 41
76) Swanny ...........................12110 / 40
84) tuffguy ..............................10552 / 0
116)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
143)teriba..................................5715 / 26
149)Dazmite ............................5603 / 9
158)Ishmael2k ........................4947 / 7
179)sukhoi ...............................4185 / 2
260)DAPUNISHER .................2798 / 8
264)Spacehead ......................2759 / 11
273)Logix .................................2631 / 2
294)Starrider ............................2380 / 3
394)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
403)Actaeon .............................1625 / 7
471)Lithium381 .......................1287 / 3
534)JetsFanatic .......................1023 / 0
575)TheEvil1 ..............................857 / 18
934)titanmiller ............................309 / 2
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Milestones achieved on 1/15:
M² - 10000 (10093)
Ammocan - 10000 (10034)
IndianaSam - 3000 (3012)
Mike - 2000 (2001)
Tech88 - 2000 (2000)
BigMacJMM - 1500 (1501)
Eric - 500 (507)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sammael - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/11/2003
Lane42 - 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby! - 1/11/2003
Panhead49 - Wascally WU Whapper to 1500 - 1/11/2003
OhioDude - Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 - 1/11/2003
MoFunk - The Great 10K Countdown - 1/10/2003
PhotoLenny - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 1/10/2003
Poopaskoopa - The 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/9/2003
RattleDagger - The 1000 WU Woad Wally - 1/8/2003
paf077 - The Crunch & Munch 10K - 1/4/2003
Marrkks - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 1/2/2003
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Sizzlin' Soni sizzles his way across the finish line in 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!, taking the checkered flag on the wings of a 61 wu day. As his sizable fan club in the stands goes crazy with glee, Soni turns his racing rig towards the grandstand and motors over close enough for the squeeling young ladies to reach out and touch his wu chute as he slowly drives around the track for his victory lap. Every so often during his victorious circumnavigation of Bust Baby Stadium, Sizzlin' Soni revs the munching machinery menacingly and with a powerful flex of his dump muscles, tosses a steamy pounded packet into the stands. This, of course, causes a wild scramble as the crazed fans tumble and scrum for the souvenir, quite often one or more of the combatants ending up at the med station or in the pokie for the night if they get a little too boisterous in their quest for one of Soni's prized packets. TA-Seti's stats master certainly knows how to play to the crowd. Congratulations, Soni!
Earning his first victory in his SRL career is the rookie Bullet BobTheWizard as he hustles across the finish line in the Team AnandTech SETI 111110100. A strong and consistent style has been the rookie's hallmark since joining the SRL and this race saw him consistently producing 1000 wu's per day, sometimes reaching 1001, but seldom dropping below 111 on any given day. This being Bullet Bob's first victory, the hottub babes race to the finish line to greet him, carrying his awards certificate and his official SRL bathrobe that he can use in the hottub room whilst partaking of the pleasures afforded SRL race winners. Hustling him off to the victory lounge, the race babes giggle with glee because they love to show a lounge newbie just how we party in the Seti Racing League. The Oreos are fresh, the Mt. Dew is cold, and the hottub is filled with warm water scented with special aromatic oils imported from places afar. And let's not forget about the tag team physics lesson straight from the babe's award winning Hottub Physics Lecture Series. Congratulations, BobTheWizard!
Let's also welcome two new members to the TA-Seti 10K club: M² and Ammocan. Congratulations, gentlemen!
Advancements among racers on 1/15 include Ben98SentraSE up 1 to 58, M² up 2 to 89, Amer up 2 to 99, Jatwell up 2 to 123, BobTheWizard up 5 to 629, Crazee up 1 to 28, Karsten up 1 to 73, teriba up 2 to 143, Actaeon up 1 to 403, Lithium381 up 1 to 471, TheEvil1 up 7 to 575, titanmiller up 4 to 934.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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