Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
51) cakin .................................18085 / 74
57) conjur ...............................16032 / 35
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
266)Adul .....................................2649 / 16
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!: <--------------- Captain OD takes the lead from Captain Skoopa!
47) OhioDude ...........................19550 / 49
48) Poopaskoopa ....................19522 / 19
50) WayneS ...............................18572 / 41
53) LiveLongAndProsper .......16679 / 84
54) Rebel Alliance ...................16565 / 91
62) Ben98SentraSE ..................14139 / 148
The Great 10K CountDown: <------------------------- MoFunk holds off Sammael for another day!
86) MoFunk .............................9908 / 67
87) Sammael ........................9900 / 66
88) mucman ..........................9885 / 5
93) Maku ................................9682 / 17
95) Ammocan ........................9487 / 63
99) GolfGeek .........................9233 / 2
107)Amer .................................8661 / 115
The Crunch & Munch 10K <----------------------------- The Bulldogs continue to growl at the front of the pack!
100)British Bulldog Racers ....9208 / 35
106)minendo ............................8670 / 29
118)The Wildnet Team............7292 / 0
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
141)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
152)Electrode .............................5261 / 32
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
662)BobTheWizard ....................674 / 7
3000 WU Smoosh: <--------------------------------- Team Funky Ray whacks Mighty Micron with the second place cane!
Team Funky Ray ....................9908 / 73 (1698)
Mighty Micron .......................10950 / 51 (1684)
jatwell ......................................6409 / 90 (1594)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................14676 / 49 (1582)
Rebel Alliance ...................16565 / 91 (1384)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!: <----------------------------- Lane42 wows the crowd with an awesome dump!
lane42 .................................22986 / 205 (2866) :Q
Soni .....................................40428 / 82 (2498)
BigWoofer ..........................14773 / 69 (2267)
Major Tom ..........................23736 / 42 (1796)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
OhioDude ..........................19550 / 49 (1381)
Marrkks .................................5217 / 33 (1228)
LyNx01 .................................2773 / 2 (1143)
Electrode ..............................5261 / 32 (1129)
neovan ..................................6915 / 38 (908)
1500 WU Smackdown: <-------------------------------- Bad Bad Baldy is soooooo baaaaaaaad!
Baldy18 .............................13085 / 41 (1055)
ZeroEffect .........................13015 / 16 (1008)
The Wildnet Team..............7292 / 0 (888)
Maggotry ..............................5702 / 12 (851)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 3 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500: <------------------------ Panhead streaks for the finish line!
panhead49..........................7401 / 20 (1453)
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9885 / 5 (1144)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
RattleDagger .......................10129 / 264 (1007) :Q
Poopaskoopa ....................19522 / 19 (992)
KCJeeper ............................6970 / 19 (900)
Kruptikos ..............................4467 / 16 (843)
crt1530 ...............................13182 / 16 (657)
BigFatCow ...........................4253 / 0 (629)
ElFenix ..................................9026 / 8 (571)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
PhotoLenny ........................5424 / 8 (487)
BobTheWizard .....................674 / 7 (447)
Emos ..................................3510 / 7 (361)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66538 / 78 <---------------- Looks like the Pie Guy is warming up the warp engines!
6) Smokeball .......................55629 / 153
10) IsOs ................................49404 / 1
11) LastKnight .....................47746 / 244
17) The Federation .............40215 / 129
23) Pazoo ..............................29732 / 82
24) m2kewl ..........................29128 / 72
27) zodder ............................27708 / 80
29) Crazee ............................26349 / 101
31) Networkman ..................25640 / 8
33) LANMAN..........................24890 / 107
34) IJump .............................24401 / 3
39) Yield.................................22778 / 59
41) def ....................................21896 / 37
42) wirelessenabled ...........21311 / 115
43) Darth Polo ......................20560 / 13
45) SoulAssassin ...............19941 / 23
46) EvilWobbles ..................19619 / 48
49) DroolMAN! ......................19422 / 3
65) Basilisk420 ....................13417 / 45
74) Karsten ...........................12692 / 49
76) Swanny ...........................11694 / 45
82) tuffguy ..............................10362 / 0
114)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
146)Dazmite ............................5515 / 10
147)teriba..................................5512 / 76 :Q:Q
154)Evadman ..........................5154 / 11
156)Pyxis ..................................4956 / 14
157)Ishmael2k ........................4898 / 5
175)sukhoi ...............................4172 / 1
263)DAPUNISHER .................2661 / 0
268)Spacehead ......................2642 / 10
269)Logix .................................2610 / 3
388)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
410)Actaeon .............................1559 / 10
468)Lithium381 .......................1284 / 0
532)JetsFanatic .......................1022 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 1/7:
Grant - 107000 (107057)
IBhacknU - 74000 (74018)
TA Cube - 30000 (30040)
Conjur - 16000 (16032)
Ben Davis - 14000 (14139)
moe_29 - 13000 (13015)
Rattledagger - 10000 (10129)
Grant Schmid - 2000 (2015)
aftp - 2000 (2005)
Boogak - 2000 (2004)
diesel - 100 (113)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
paf077 - The Crunch & Munch 10K - 1/4/2003
Marrkks - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 1/2/2003
Actaeon - Ion Run to 1500 - 1/1/2003
RazeOrc - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 12/31/2002
Adul - Adul's 2002 Year End Celebration at 2500 - 12/31/2002
Electrode - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/27/2002
Evadman - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/26/2002
ys - SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway - 12/26/2002
Jumpin' Jatwell - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/23/2002
Mighty Micron - The Great 10K Countdown - 12/22/2002
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A chorus screams, ooohs and aaahs, reverberates its way through the rafters at Woad Wally Park as a suprising finish unfolds in front of the packed house. Seemingly having this race sewn up and in his back pocket, Poopsie was in the lead, cruisin' and brusin', grinnin' and spinnin', runnin' and gunnin' in the 1000 WU Woad Wally when out of nowhere a blue streak came screaming passed, knocking poor Poopaskoopa into the ditch only eight wu's from the finish line at wu marker 992. When the dust cleared and the blue streak began to take form, the crowd erupted into a spontaneous cacaphony of tumultuous joy to learn that it was the rookie Rattledagger who had zoomed from the middle of the pack to take the lead at the wire. Standing atop a pile of 264 smoldering workunits, RattleDagger pounds his chest and pulls out his dagger and rattles it vigorously, causing the crowd to go wild with joy, many rattling their own daggers they had picked up at the SRL souvenir stand. Leaping down to the ground and sprinting over to the awards stand, RD accepts his awards certificate and his key to the victory lounge, gets a big smooch from one of the race babes, and turns to the crowd to rattle his dagger one more time before heading into the lounge for a victory party. Congratulations, RattleDagger!
Gotta run!
Advancements among racers on 1/7 include Adul up 1 to 266, OhioDude up 1 to 47, Rebel Alliance up 1 to 54, MoFunk up 2 to 86, Sammael up 2 to 87, Ammocan up 1 to 95, Amer up 1 to 107, BobTheWizard up 6 to 662, Crazee up 1 to 29, teriba up 3 to 147, Starrider up 25 to 269, Actaeon up 1 to 410.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
The Race to Number 50:
51) cakin .................................18085 / 74
57) conjur ...............................16032 / 35
Awesome Adul's Race to TA-250:
266)Adul .....................................2649 / 16
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!: <--------------- Captain OD takes the lead from Captain Skoopa!
47) OhioDude ...........................19550 / 49
48) Poopaskoopa ....................19522 / 19
50) WayneS ...............................18572 / 41
53) LiveLongAndProsper .......16679 / 84
54) Rebel Alliance ...................16565 / 91
62) Ben98SentraSE ..................14139 / 148
The Great 10K CountDown: <------------------------- MoFunk holds off Sammael for another day!
86) MoFunk .............................9908 / 67
87) Sammael ........................9900 / 66
88) mucman ..........................9885 / 5
93) Maku ................................9682 / 17
95) Ammocan ........................9487 / 63
99) GolfGeek .........................9233 / 2
107)Amer .................................8661 / 115
The Crunch & Munch 10K <----------------------------- The Bulldogs continue to growl at the front of the pack!
100)British Bulldog Racers ....9208 / 35
106)minendo ............................8670 / 29
118)The Wildnet Team............7292 / 0
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
141)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
152)Electrode .............................5261 / 32
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
662)BobTheWizard ....................674 / 7
3000 WU Smoosh: <--------------------------------- Team Funky Ray whacks Mighty Micron with the second place cane!
Team Funky Ray ....................9908 / 73 (1698)
Mighty Micron .......................10950 / 51 (1684)
jatwell ......................................6409 / 90 (1594)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................14676 / 49 (1582)
Rebel Alliance ...................16565 / 91 (1384)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!: <----------------------------- Lane42 wows the crowd with an awesome dump!
lane42 .................................22986 / 205 (2866) :Q
Soni .....................................40428 / 82 (2498)
BigWoofer ..........................14773 / 69 (2267)
Major Tom ..........................23736 / 42 (1796)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
OhioDude ..........................19550 / 49 (1381)
Marrkks .................................5217 / 33 (1228)
LyNx01 .................................2773 / 2 (1143)
Electrode ..............................5261 / 32 (1129)
neovan ..................................6915 / 38 (908)
1500 WU Smackdown: <-------------------------------- Bad Bad Baldy is soooooo baaaaaaaad!
Baldy18 .............................13085 / 41 (1055)
ZeroEffect .........................13015 / 16 (1008)
The Wildnet Team..............7292 / 0 (888)
Maggotry ..............................5702 / 12 (851)
Orange Kid .........................7395 / 3 (410)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500: <------------------------ Panhead streaks for the finish line!
panhead49..........................7401 / 20 (1453)
MaxSiren .............................10914 / 0 (1397)
mucman ..............................9885 / 5 (1144)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
RattleDagger .......................10129 / 264 (1007) :Q
Poopaskoopa ....................19522 / 19 (992)
KCJeeper ............................6970 / 19 (900)
Kruptikos ..............................4467 / 16 (843)
crt1530 ...............................13182 / 16 (657)
BigFatCow ...........................4253 / 0 (629)
ElFenix ..................................9026 / 8 (571)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
PhotoLenny ........................5424 / 8 (487)
BobTheWizard .....................674 / 7 (447)
Emos ..................................3510 / 7 (361)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66538 / 78 <---------------- Looks like the Pie Guy is warming up the warp engines!
6) Smokeball .......................55629 / 153
10) IsOs ................................49404 / 1
11) LastKnight .....................47746 / 244
17) The Federation .............40215 / 129
23) Pazoo ..............................29732 / 82
24) m2kewl ..........................29128 / 72
27) zodder ............................27708 / 80
29) Crazee ............................26349 / 101
31) Networkman ..................25640 / 8
33) LANMAN..........................24890 / 107
34) IJump .............................24401 / 3
39) Yield.................................22778 / 59
41) def ....................................21896 / 37
42) wirelessenabled ...........21311 / 115
43) Darth Polo ......................20560 / 13
45) SoulAssassin ...............19941 / 23
46) EvilWobbles ..................19619 / 48
49) DroolMAN! ......................19422 / 3
65) Basilisk420 ....................13417 / 45
74) Karsten ...........................12692 / 49
76) Swanny ...........................11694 / 45
82) tuffguy ..............................10362 / 0
114)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
146)Dazmite ............................5515 / 10
147)teriba..................................5512 / 76 :Q:Q
154)Evadman ..........................5154 / 11
156)Pyxis ..................................4956 / 14
157)Ishmael2k ........................4898 / 5
175)sukhoi ...............................4172 / 1
263)DAPUNISHER .................2661 / 0
268)Spacehead ......................2642 / 10
269)Logix .................................2610 / 3
388)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
410)Actaeon .............................1559 / 10
468)Lithium381 .......................1284 / 0
532)JetsFanatic .......................1022 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 1/7:
Grant - 107000 (107057)
IBhacknU - 74000 (74018)
TA Cube - 30000 (30040)
Conjur - 16000 (16032)
Ben Davis - 14000 (14139)
moe_29 - 13000 (13015)
Rattledagger - 10000 (10129)
Grant Schmid - 2000 (2015)
aftp - 2000 (2005)
Boogak - 2000 (2004)
diesel - 100 (113)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
paf077 - The Crunch & Munch 10K - 1/4/2003
Marrkks - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 1/2/2003
Actaeon - Ion Run to 1500 - 1/1/2003
RazeOrc - Team AnandTech SETI 111110100 - 12/31/2002
Adul - Adul's 2002 Year End Celebration at 2500 - 12/31/2002
Electrode - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/27/2002
Evadman - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/26/2002
ys - SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway - 12/26/2002
Jumpin' Jatwell - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/23/2002
Mighty Micron - The Great 10K Countdown - 12/22/2002
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A chorus screams, ooohs and aaahs, reverberates its way through the rafters at Woad Wally Park as a suprising finish unfolds in front of the packed house. Seemingly having this race sewn up and in his back pocket, Poopsie was in the lead, cruisin' and brusin', grinnin' and spinnin', runnin' and gunnin' in the 1000 WU Woad Wally when out of nowhere a blue streak came screaming passed, knocking poor Poopaskoopa into the ditch only eight wu's from the finish line at wu marker 992. When the dust cleared and the blue streak began to take form, the crowd erupted into a spontaneous cacaphony of tumultuous joy to learn that it was the rookie Rattledagger who had zoomed from the middle of the pack to take the lead at the wire. Standing atop a pile of 264 smoldering workunits, RattleDagger pounds his chest and pulls out his dagger and rattles it vigorously, causing the crowd to go wild with joy, many rattling their own daggers they had picked up at the SRL souvenir stand. Leaping down to the ground and sprinting over to the awards stand, RD accepts his awards certificate and his key to the victory lounge, gets a big smooch from one of the race babes, and turns to the crowd to rattle his dagger one more time before heading into the lounge for a victory party. Congratulations, RattleDagger!
Gotta run!
Advancements among racers on 1/7 include Adul up 1 to 266, OhioDude up 1 to 47, Rebel Alliance up 1 to 54, MoFunk up 2 to 86, Sammael up 2 to 87, Ammocan up 1 to 95, Amer up 1 to 107, BobTheWizard up 6 to 662, Crazee up 1 to 29, teriba up 3 to 147, Starrider up 25 to 269, Actaeon up 1 to 410.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.