If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
well, I'd buy you a house,
I would buy you a house.
And if I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy you furniture for your house,
maybe a nice chesterfield, or an ottoman.
And if I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
well, I'd buy you a K-Car,
a nice "Reliant" automobile.
And if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars,
I'd build a treefort in our yard.
And if I had a million dollars,
you could help me, wouldn't be that hard.
And if I had a million dollars,
maybe we could put, like, a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
We could go up there whenever we wanted to.
We could have, like, snacks, and beverages...
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
well, I'd buy you a fur coat,
but not a real fur coat; that's cruel.
And if I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
well, I'd buy you an exotic pet,
yup, like a llama, or an emu.
And if I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains,
eww, all them crazy elephant bones.
And if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars,
we wouldn't have to walk to the store.
And if I had a million dollars,
we'd take a limousine, 'cause it costs more.
If I had a million dollars,
we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would.
Look, I like Kraft Dinner! I think we'd eat more.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
well, I'd buy you a green dress,
but not a real green dress; that's cruel.
And if I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
well, I'd buy you some art,
a Picasso, or a Garfunkel.
And if I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
well, I'd buy you a monkey.
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
I'd be rich.