Sessions and Friends and Friends

ch33zw1z

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scale of 1 to 10, I say 9.

If he knows what's good for him, he'll practice his lying ahead of time.
 
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So Sessions starts his testimony by saying he never changed his story, then changes his story to now recollect the Papadopoulos meeting, the reaffirms he never changed his story...o_O
 
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alien42

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this partisan shit show is a joke.

and Sessions can't even answer a single yes or now question.
 

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His memory is remarkable in it's ability to black out any and all conversations with Russians or about Russia until presented proof, upon which he suddenly recalls the meetings but not the content.
 

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Image stolen from and thread.
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His ears wiggle when he lies.
 

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Sessions evaded a question about his promise to the Senate Judiciary committee that he would recuse himself from Clinton investigations.

What a weaselly series of performances from him in front of Congress.
 
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This is more an performance review to maintain his job than it is a hearing into honest non partial testimony by the head of the DOJ
 

UNCjigga

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Deflector shields up! The real issues are the leaks! Secret FISA courts!! Clapper and the NSA were spying on us!!
 

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Typical shit show:

Dem on the clock: Russia, Russia, contacts with Russians
Repub on the clock: Hillary, Hillary, Lorretta Lynch, FISA Unmasking, Leaks, ROLL TIDE!
 
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[DHT]Osiris

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Typical shit show:

Dem on the clock: Russia, Russia, contacts with Russians
Repub on the clock: Hillary, Hillary, Lorretta Lynch, FISA Unmasking, Leaks, ROLL TIDE!
One of them didn't even ask questions. Just complimented him for like 3 minutes then yielded the floor. I guess everything's good!
 

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Not sure where black caucus Dems are trying to go here. They are trying to pin a white hood on him but it's not working.
 

[DHT]Osiris

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Not sure where black caucus Dems are trying to go here. They are trying to pin a white hood on him but it's not working.
Big emphasis on disproportionate enforcement of AA's vs whites, wrt drugs, extremism, etc. Considering he always wiggles in his seats when it gets to him, there's merit to their questions.
 

fskimospy

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Not sure where black caucus Dems are trying to go here. They are trying to pin a white hood on him but it's not working.

In their defense he is probably one of the most notorious and egregious racists to hold high office, at least in the modern era.

I for one am a little disturbed at how poor our nation's top law enforcement officer's memory is. He sure seems to be awfully forgetful.
 

[DHT]Osiris

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In their defense he is probably one of the most notorious and egregious racists to hold high office, at least in the modern era.

I for one am a little disturbed at how poor our nation's top law enforcement officer's memory is. He sure seems to be awfully forgetful.
Only when it comes to questions that include the word Russia. Notice how capable he is at following a question, regardless of length or context, when it's referencing emails, computer security, or intricacies of law, both federal and state level? Question about Russia comes up? 'I.. I don't quite understand... I don't think.. I'm not sure...'
 
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In their defense he is probably one of the most notorious and egregious racists to hold high office, at least in the modern era.

I for one am a little disturbed at how poor our nation's top law enforcement officer's memory is. He sure seems to be awfully forgetful.
Well... he remembers when other people know about it and remind him his previous answers were false... so that's something right?
 

fskimospy

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Only when it comes to questions that include the word Russia. Notice how capable he is at following a question, regardless of length or context, when it's referencing emails, computer security, or intricacies of law, both federal and state level? Question about Russia comes up? 'I.. I don't quite understand... I don't think.. I'm not sure...'

It's not just Sessions either, it's everyone associated with the campaign, Trump included. (the man with the world's greatest memory!)

I think they've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to keep all the lies straight at this point so pleading ignorance/forgetfulness is probably their best bet.
 
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