Seriously, WHAT THE HECK is with bearded ladies, women with mustaches, etc.?

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Inspired by Amplifier. I understand most women have a little peach fuzz here and there, but sometimes you see ladies with a big fvcking mustache. That sh*t is plainly visible. It's more evident, normally, on darker women, but it's no less hideous on a white woman either.

Look, it's simple: if you are a woman with a _MUSTACHE_, shave that thing. I know you're probably otherwise quite hideous, but that's something people are used to. A mustache is not just admitting to being horrifically repugnant, but almost celebrating the fact.
 

Originally posted by: Deadtrees
I bet she has hairy boobs and I don't even wanna think about down south.

I think i just swallowed my own barf.......
 

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Originally posted by: Deadtrees
I bet she has hairy boobs and I don't even wanna think about down south.
*shudders* Picture a rain forest overrun by locusts.
 

imported_Salvatore

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I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.
 

mwtgg

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Originally posted by: Salvatore
I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.

Penis-neck?
 
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Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Salvatore
I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.

Penis-neck?

pubic neck?
 

DAGTA

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Maybe she simply doesn't care what other people think. Amazing concept in America, eh?

Is your life so boring that you have nothing better to do with your time but to pick on the appearance of random women that you do not know and have no potential interest in (since you are married) anyway?
 

imported_DocHolliday

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Originally posted by: DAGTA
Maybe she simply doesn't care what other people think. Amazing concept in America, eh?

Is your life so boring that you have nothing better to do with your time but to pick on the appearance of random women that you do not know and have no potential interest in (since you are married) anyway?

oh dear god stop it will ya? don't poop on a funny thread mmkay? see... all you have to do is laugh "haha funny!" not get zee panties all in a wad. :)
 

imported_KirbsAw

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If they shaved the peach fuzz off their lip then it will be rough, wouldnt that creep you out, kissing a chick with stubble :(

I knew a girl that would be really cute but she seemed to always have a little bit of a mustache if you looked from a side angle.
 

datalink7

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Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Salvatore
I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.

Penis-neck?

pubic neck?

Pepsi neck?
 

walla

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ah i guess its too much to let people look the way they want to these days...
 

amol

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Originally posted by: datalink7
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Salvatore
I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.

Penis-neck?

pubic neck?

Pepsi neck?

Pussy neck?
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Inspired by Amplifier. I understand most women have a little peach fuzz here and there, but sometimes you see ladies with a big fvcking mustache. That sh*t is plainly visible. It's more evident, normally, on darker women, but it's no less hideous on a white woman either.

Look, it's simple: if you are a woman with a _MUSTACHE_, shave that thing. I know you're probably otherwise quite hideous, but that's something people are used to. A mustache is not just admitting to being horrifically repugnant, but almost celebrating the fact.
where are you seeing all these moustached ladies?

 

mwtgg

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Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: datalink7
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Salvatore
I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.

Penis-neck?

pubic neck?

Pepsi neck?

Pussy neck?

Point is, don't star out a 'bad word', it's pathetic, especially when it leads to this BS.
 

Amplifier

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I think it comes down to uber denial. As long as they don't shave it doesn't exist in their minds right?
 

Cattlegod

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Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: datalink7
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Salvatore
I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.

Penis-neck?

pubic neck?

Pepsi neck?

Pussy neck?

Poopy neck?
 

remagavon

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Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: datalink7
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Salvatore
I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.

Penis-neck?

pubic neck?

Pepsi neck?

Pussy neck?

Party neck?

 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: remagavon
Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: datalink7
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Salvatore
I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.

Penis-neck?

pubic neck?

Pepsi neck?

Pussy neck?

Party neck?

Pulpy Neck?
 

imported_bum

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Originally posted by: Turin39789
Originally posted by: remagavon
Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: datalink7
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Salvatore
I knew a girl in middle school with a bush growing out of where her adam's apple would be. We used to call her P****-Neck. I know it may sound wrong, but I never said it to her face, and only my best friend and I knew about the name.

Penis-neck?

pubic neck?

Pepsi neck?

Pussy neck?

Party neck?

Pulpy Neck?

pansy neck?