Seriously this product better be an April fools joke

[Dark4ng3l]

http://www.razerzone.com/venom/

I mean seriously. It's like an intravenous energy drink or something?

 

[pontifex]

well, it IS april 1st...

 

[nitromullet]

lol. The testimonials... Awesome spoof on the Old Spice commercial.

Hello, ladies, look at your man, and now back to me. Now back at your man, and now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he starts using Venom, he could look like he hasn’t slept in 130 hours, just like me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat sailing to Kalimdor. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have a chest filled with beta codes to Starcraft 2 you know that game you love. Look at it again, the codes are now for the final product...I'm on a spectral tiger, that’s my mount in WOW. I’m a level 99 Paladin. I rock this joint. Like a level 30 hurricane.

 

[matas]

lol?

 

[sandorski]

It's for real!

 

[9mak9]

lol. The testimonials... Awesome spoof on the Old Spice commercial.

Quote:
Hello, ladies, look at your man, and now back to me. Now back at your man, and now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he starts using Venom, he could look like he hasn’t slept in 130 hours, just like me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat sailing to Kalimdor. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have a chest filled with beta codes to Starcraft 2 you know that game you love. Look at it again, the codes are now for the final product...I'm on a spectral tiger, that’s my mount in WOW. I’m a level 99 Paladin. I rock this joint. Like a level 30 hurricane.

That is f*cking awesome in every possible way!

 

[QueBert]

Secure Checkout Step 1 : Shipping & Billing Information Step 2 : Payment Information Step 3 : Order Confirmation

Your order has been successfully made.

Important - Due to the nature of this product – The Razer team has been working closely with major legal authorities and insurance entities to ensure safe and proper usage.

Based on your provided location and delivery details, our Razer VST (Venom Support Team) will contact on your behalf, a representative from your local Police and Drug Enforcement Agency to notify them of your intended use and will need live, in-person registration of this product.

Within 2 days, an officer from your local Narcotics Control department will contact you to schedule an appointment for an assessment of your health and narcotics background (usually within a week of this order), following which to guide you through a first time use of the Razer Venom Professional Gaming Enhancement Solution.

A copy of your order will be sent to *****.com upon confirmation of schedule upon reply from your local authorities.

Your web reference number is: VN-O 992578001
Please use this number in any inquiries regarding your order. You may wish to print or save this page for future reference.

lol Razer's awesome, that's what it said when I tried to order it.

 

[KaOTiK]

Painless Solution

5 gold-plated various needle sizes for to suit your vein sizes.


hahah

 

[zebano]

This is full of win.

 

[shortylickens]

God damn! The Razer store is fucking ugly.
Sick of sites like that.
But at least they make good mice.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

that ad is better than my razer keyboard

 

[coloumb]

http://www.razerzone.com/venom/

I mean seriously. It's like an intravenous energy drink or something?

It is now.

In 20 years - it will be reality.