Seriously how does Michael Jackson keep his skin white?

jEct2

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I've always wondered this myself. All the shapes and looks are explained by plastic surgery but what about his skin? His WHOLE body is pale. How the hell does he do this? I know it's not the pigmentation disease like he claims...

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proof that his whole body is white: from You Are Not Alone music vid.
 

NFS4

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Little boys bathe his entire body in sweet body bleach every night
 

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Little boys bathe his entire body in sweet body bleach every night

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers NFS4 :beer:
 

jEct2

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Originally posted by: sciencewhiz
Originally posted by: jEct2
His WHOLE body is pale.

How do you know about his WHOLE body?

Because I remember seeing the music video, "You are not alone" He's nude with his wife and his whole body is PALE just like his face and limbs.
 

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Kyle: I hate being small and Jewish. I feel like a tall black man.

Dr. Biber: Ohhhhh! You want a negroplasty!

Kyle: Yeah!

Stan: Wha-a-a negroplasty??

Dr. Biber: It's a fairly common procedure, really, just the reverse of a caucasioplasty just like Michael Jackson had.

Let's take a look here.
What we do is slice your face and peel it back so we can insert new pigment producing cells inside.
We break the arm bones in several places and put braces to make them longer.
Now, the knees we need to snap off and fill with small round objects that can cause better movement.
And we finish it off with a nice peniplasty to enhance the genitalia.
Negroplasty takes about seven hours and costs roughly three thousand dollars.

Stan: Uh excuse me, is this really a good idea?
 

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A lot of Japanese women buy some skin creme that allegedly gives them a fairer complexion. And they pay a TON for it, so they must think it works. Ha, it probably is bleach :p
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: gigapet
skin disease retard.

Right...that's what he WANTS us to believe.

I bet he had his nose reduced over and over due to "breathing problems" as well