Seriously, get some damn manners

[minendo]

The woman in the cube next to me just let out the loudest fart ever followed by a loud burp. She has been doing this for the past 2 hours.:disgust:

 

[conjur]

Join in the fun!

Or puke over the wall!

 

[TommyVercetti]

Women fart and burp? No way!

 

[rudeguy]

quick...go sit next to her chair with a lighter

 

[wedi42]

pics?

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: minendo
The woman in the cube next to me just let out the loudest fart ever followed by a loud burp. She has been doing this for the past 2 hours.:disgust:

You should have exaggerated an response... pretend it was an earthquake or something and stand up suddenly and scream 'what the fvck was that?!'

 

[Bulk Beef]

Was that a two hour sustained fart/burp, or kind of a staccato type deal?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: johngute
pics?

Heh.. at least you didn't ask for the whole Smell-O-Vision thing..

 

[Heisenberg]

So, is there any point in asking for pics as I'm assuming she's not attractive?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
So, is there any point in asking for pics as I'm assuming she's not attractive?

Believe me, you don't want pics.

By the way, she just squeezed another one out.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: minendo
The woman in the cube next to me just let out the loudest fart ever followed by a loud burp. She has been doing this for the past 2 hours.:disgust:

You should have exaggerated an response... pretend it was an earthquake or something and stand up suddenly and scream 'what the fvck was that?!'

HAHAHAH now that would be funny.

 

[EvilYoda]

mmmmm, squeezed.

:Q

 

[MazerRackham]

I assume she's unattractive. But, what if she looked like Gisele Bundchen? Would you be more or less willing to put up with her flatulence? 🙂

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: minendo
The woman in the cube next to me just let out the loudest fart ever followed by a loud burp. She has been doing this for the past 2 hours.:disgust:

You should have exaggerated an response... pretend it was an earthquake or something and stand up suddenly and scream 'what the fvck was that?!'

I got $20 paypal for an mp3 of that

 

[BigKev]

Originally posted by: minendo
The woman in the cube next to me just let out the loudest fart ever followed by a loud burp. She has been doing this for the past 2 hours.:disgust:

Good god. What the heck kinda lady would do that?

 

[Hammer]

i bet she's big.

 

[PanzerIV]

May I interest you in a can of air freshener my good man?

 

[Azraele]

Does she always do this or could she perhaps be having some intestinal distress?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Azraele
Does she always do this or could she perhaps be having some intestinal distress?

It is extremely common. Perhaps she should lay off the fast food for lunch.

 

[waggy]

heh buy a can of air freshner and spray it at her each time she does it!


My wife is 5ft tall and ~110lbs. there are times she lets them go. of course its always when its just her and i. so even the hot small ones let them go!

 

[hjo3]

No... there's no excuse for that...
You should joke loudly about her ...tooting... at the watercooler.
Or hang a bunch of pine air-fresheners around her cubicle when she goes to lunch.

 

[ThePresence]

It's her mating call.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: minendo
The woman in the cube next to me just let out the loudest fart ever followed by a loud burp. She has been doing this for the past 2 hours.:disgust:

Dreamcatcher anyone? Seriously bro get a baseball bat, just in case she craps out an alien...

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
It's her mating call.

LMAO. I see why her branch of the family is becoming extinct...🙂

 

[amnesiac]

Maybe she has ass weasels.