Serious thread: Ever had to do a #2 in a PAINFUL, painful way?

[bubbasmith99]

Those are the worst.

They're especially bad when you're far away from a suitable commode.

What brings those durn thing on anyhow?

//me shudders at the thought.

 

[ndee]

WTF you're talkin' 'bout?

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: ndee
WTF you're talkin' 'bout?

crapping.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Nope, mine don't hurt. Maybe you should get that checked out.

 

[EXman]

more body humor threads keep them cumming!

Ouch I have had those... then it feels like a oil tanker is comin out yer butt. OUCH but oh the relief...

 

[Excelsior]

I know what he is talking about. Ive had some bad ones before.

 

[Legendary]

Drink more water...

 

[littleman]

is this when you actually #2, or just REALLY have to and can't find anywhere to go?

 

[Orsorum]

I've had some pretty horrible ones in my life. Had some problems with my intestinal tract when I was a kid, some pretty nasty stuff went on there.

 

[Zim Hosein]

http://www.metamucil.com/index.shtml

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
http://www.metamucil.com/index.shtml

:beer:

 

[Linux23]

yep, I shat out the Titanic a couple years ago. felt like I was giving birth to twins at the same time.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Seriously though, mine sneak up on me. I always have the habit of checking before I flush, and I surprise myself some of the time. I won't think I did very much, but once I actually look at it I'm like :Q!!!!

 

[moonshinemadness]

When i was in hospital i was across the ward from a kid who hadnt been for 2 weeks, countless enemas and stuff...shud of heard the screams...that would be a hummer of a tvrd!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

p00p!

- M4H

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: moonshinemadness
When i was in hospital i was across the ward from a kid who hadnt been for 2 weeks, countless enemas and stuff...shud of heard the screams...that would be a hummer of a tvrd!

Lol, that reminds me. For a while my 10 yr old cousin would clog the toilet with them. He would hardly ever go, but when he did my aunt described it as being as thick as your arm! :Q

 

[Isla]

The WORST is when you are out for a run and suddenly, you have to GO RIGHT NOW!

But of course you are 2 miles from home and on foot.

 

[GeekDrew]

Yeah I know your pain, when you HAVE to go, but there is no decent restroom within miles...

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: bubbasmith99
Those are the worst.

They're especially bad when you're far away from a suitable commode.

What brings those durn thing on anyhow?

//me shudders at the thought.

Taco Bell.

 

[bubbasmith99]

and while we're on the topic, how can i get rid of my incessant gaseousness?

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: bubbasmith99
and while we're on the topic, how can i get rid of my incessant gaseousness?

Change you diet

 

[glugglug]

Once in awhile I get one of those collosal ones that is either as big as your arm or a pile that goes from the bottom of the toilet to above the waterline and I'm like "how the hell did that even fit in there?!"

 

[Encryptic]

Yep. I've had ones where it felt like a basketball before. Get more fiber and drink a lot of water.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: bubbasmith99
Those are the worst.

They're especially bad when you're far away from a suitable commode.

What brings those durn thing on anyhow?

//me shudders at the thought.

Well, in my case it was a partial collapse of the lower colon...... :disgust:
That was just me, but in general it's a lack of fiber in the diet.:Q

 

[bubbasmith99]

im surprised this thread hasnt gotten more replies....... hasnt everybody had a painful dump at one point or the other?