Serious Relationship Question

[Mayne]

How long to date a woman before sex happens? I need to know this.

 

[nakedfrog]

Holy shit, it's Mayne! I was wondering what happened to you, guess this explains it.

It varies wildly, sometimes you can bone right away, but it can be good to wait a few weeks before plowin' the field and sowing your seed.

Also, please don't sow your seed, you're too old to sire another whelp.

 

[Captante]

It varies .... anywhere from literally seconds to never ?!?


And nice to see you Mayne!

 

[Mayne]

I'm at 5 months now and she shoves me away when I try to touch her boobs.

 

[Captante]

I'm at 5 months now and she shoves me away when I try to touch her boobs.

Have you inquired as to why?

(I'm assuming she has at some point shown some signs of attraction)

 

[killster1]

I'm at 5 months now and she shoves me away when I try to touch her boobs.

does she know you are dating her?

 

[Captante]

does she know you are dating her?

I was trying to be subtle!

 

[Red Squirrel]

I usually like to wait at least 4 hours.



Edit: Wait, wrong tab. Was talking about putting on 2nd coat of paint on a wall.

 

[pete6032]

Mayne is your heart healthy enough for sexual activity?

 

[BudAshes]

I'm at 5 months now and she shoves me away when I try to touch her boobs.

That would make her just a girl that is your friend. Honking the boobs is requirement for boyfriend title.

 

[Mayne]

She tells me she isn't comfortable with her body. She looks damn nice in yoga pants. I spent thousands of dollars fixing up her house. Making out is nice and all but I want to take it to the next level if you know what i mean.

 

[Mayne]

oh and hey guys.. I missed you all

 

[olds]

Is it your sister?

 

[Mayne]

My sister died last year from bad coke..another reason i've had a hard time being social here.

 

[Mayne]

olds its okay. I'm sorta getting past that.

 

[Stiff Clamp]

Women have to feel attractive to feel sexually inclined. I know it's weird.

 

[olds]

My sister died last year from bad coke..another reason i've had a hard time being social here.

Sorry to hear that, my apologies.

 

[MrSquished]

Yeah that's a bit much for us middle aged people. You are fixing up her house? Sounds a bit fishy.

Anyways, what did she do in previous relationships?

You have to tell her you find her very attractive, you love her for who she is and find her gorgeous. If you say the right things, mean what you say and back that up with your actions, not sure what the answer is.

This year is taken anywhere from two dates to eight dates to get to sexy time. Being in our forties we want to see if there is sexual compatibility sooner than later.

 

[nakedfrog]

Trying making out longer, to see if she makes a move? Tell her she's pretty (also do this at times when you aren't specifically looking to dip your wick though). Try to make her feel wanted, and not just a receptacle for your grounding prong.

 

[brianmanahan]

I want to take it to the next level if you know what i mean.

you might have to spend tens of thousands of dollars fixing up the kitchen

 

[Mayne]

i'm at the point now where i cut my losses. I"m never dating a 60 year old woman that acts like a karen.

 

[nakedfrog]

i'm at the point now where i cut my losses. I"m never dating a 60 year old woman that acts like a karen.

Expensive lesson, but glad you learned it!
What are you now, like 55, 58?

 

[BoomerD]

She's taking advantage of you. If you've spent thousands fixing her house...and you've not gotten any honey yet...you're barking up the wrong beehive.

 

[Mayne]

yep i'm done lol

 

[Mayne]

Expensive lesson, but glad you learned it!
What are you now, like 55, 58?

I'm 25