Serious question about bidets

[Doomer]

Mine has an "enema wash" setting that's full on. The direction say to turn off the water when you feel yourself filling up.

Is this really safe? Anybody use it?

 

[jlee]

:Q

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Doomer
Mine has an "enema wash" setting that's full on. The direction say to turn off the water when you feel yourself filling up.

Is this really safe? Anybody use it?

yeah except mine shoots out coffee.

coffee enema ftw.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: JLee
:Q

 

[Doomer]

Like I said, it's a serious question. A clean colon is a happy colon but I think it needs to be cleaned in a non destructive way. Not sure if a strong jet of water is safe or not.

 

[Spoooon]

Is it brand new? I wouldn't shoot jets of anything into my colon.

 

[Perknose]

OP, your wife is French?

 

[Babbles]

I'm pretty sure I would never, ever allow a device like that into my house.

 

[lxskllr]

If you were meant to shoot water into your ass, your body would have been provided with that feature. I think I'll pass....

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
I wouldn't shoot jets of anything into my colon.

 

[dighn]

give it a try. you might like it.

 

[geno]

pics or shens.

 

[Sea Moose]

this thread is on a highway to fail

 

[edro]

Unless it is connected to a pressure washer or a fire truck, you should be fine.

Also, the toilet is probably CSA or ETL approved.
I would think they would perform safety tests.
Wow... I wonder how they perform the safety tests...

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: edro
Unless it is connected to a pressure washer or a fire truck, you should be fine.

Also, the toilet is probably CSA or ETL approved.
I would think they would perform safety tests.
Wow... I wonder how they perform the safety tests...

Heh - I wonder what the new job posting must look like
"Must be ok with jests of water shooting into your anus"

 

[Wheezer]

if you can't get it all with tp..ok I get it, sometimes that happens.

that is where a moist wipe may come into play...and if you can't get it all with one of those....you have some problems....probably more than what a turbo bidet can cure.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Doomer
Mine has an "enema wash" setting that's full on. The direction say to turn off the water when you feel yourself filling up.

Is this really safe? Anybody use it?

i expect that if it wasnt safe, the company would have been sued into oblivion for jet-washing peoples innards too strongly.

not that the thought that the company may still be producing ass jet-washers is enough to get me to try it, safe or not...

 

[Moonbeam]

I taught my ass to bite my hose.