Serial Playground Pooper Remains on the Loose in Ypsilanti, Mich.

[echo4747]

http://gawker.com/serial-playground-pooper-remains-on-the-loose-in-ypsila-1564736457

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Shit.

 

[Printer Bandit]

i'd like to get a glimpse of the elusive silver poop one day. i've only read about it.

Silver
A tarnished-silver or aluminum paint-like feces color characteristically results when biliary obstruction of any type (white stool) combines with gastrointestinal bleeding from any source (black stool). It can also suggest a carcinoma of the ampulla of Vater, which will result in gastrointestinal bleeding and biliary obstruction, resulting in silver stool.[4]

 

[ThinClient]

LOL

awesome

 

[mmntech]

What the duce? I hope they dump his sorry ass in the number 2 cell and flush some information out of him. People like that need to be wiped away from society.

 

[BoomerD]

I saw your pooper getting away...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GOQyc748gA

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Someone watched a little too much Flight of the Intruder me thinks.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Rudeguy?

 

[Newbian]

When you gotta go you gotta go.

 

[dank69]

Mudslide

 

[DaTT]

I saw your pooper getting away...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GOQyc748gA

This is comedy gold!

 

[rudeguy]

Rudeguy?

rudeguy doesn't go to that side of the state. The whole east side is a shit stain on this state. This is proof.

 

[Tweak155]

I heard about this on the radio a few weeks ago. Really bizarre.

 

[boomerang]

rudeguy doesn't go to that side of the state. The whole east side is a shit stain on this state. This is proof.

And here I'd been thinking it was the UP...

 

[trmiv]

Sounds like a case for....The Hardly Boys

I've got such a raging clue right now!

 

[Newell Steamer]

This guy better get caught, before a shitstorm hits.

 

[rudeguy]

And here I'd been thinking it was the UP...

the UP is our red headed step child. Poor fuckers are still iced in.

 

[Away]

rudeguy doesn't go to that side of the state. The whole east side is a shit stain on this state. This is proof.

Does that make Flint the shithole? D:

 

[rudeguy]

Does that make Flint the shithole? D:

No

Flint is the shithole all on its own. And since Michael Moore came out of there...

 

[clamum]

the UP is our red headed step child. Poor fuckers are still iced in.

Hahaha, oh man I'll take my good old UP over a lot of the trash here downstate.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wife said to drop off the kids at the playground. Instructions unclear, pooped on slide.

 

[DrPizza]

Why don't they collect DNA evidence from the crap? Or, at least threaten (and announce) they will start collecting DNA evidence? Regardless of whether or not they catch the guy, I think the guy might think twice about it if he read they were going to collect DNA evidence.

 

[Ruptga]

Why don't they collect DNA evidence from the crap? Or, at least threaten (and announce) they will start collecting DNA evidence? Regardless of whether or not they catch the guy, I think the guy might think twice about it if he read they were going to collect DNA evidence.

Wouldn't work if he irradiates his turds before depositing them.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

The Police State stinks!