Sent my first work e-mail...that was translated into ebonics.

[yllus]

Here's the text of the e-mail below!

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-----Original Message-----
From: Sully ####
Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 4:14 PM
To: Ian ######; Kevin #######
Cc: Ricky ###
Subject: FW: Cron <nobody@web001> /usr/bin/php /var/www/stable.dev.ourcompany.com/msp/scripts/public/rewrite_public.html

Hey guys,

There's a sizeable number of cron jobs trying to hit the wrong directory and spamming the productname-alerts-dev e-mail list as a result. Can you switch the directories over? All it should take is replacing stable.dev.ourcompany.com with stable.dev.theircompany.com.

*** Or, read this e-mail again in ebonics care of an ebonics translator! ***

Hey pimpz,

There'suh sizeable number o' cron jobs trying ta hit da wrong directory an' spamming da mediablog-alerts-dev e-mail list as uh result. Can ya switch da directories over? All it should take iz replacing stable.dev.ourcompany.com wiff stable.dev.theircompany.com. what the f%*k sup now?

-----Original Message-----
From: Cron Daemon [mailto:root@web001.dev.theircompany.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 4:10 PM
To: productname-alerts-dev
Subject: Cron <nobody@web001> /usr/bin/php /var/www/stable.dev.ourcompany.com/msp/scripts/public/rewrite_public.html

Could not open input file: /var/www/stable.dev.ourcompany.com/msp/scripts/public/rewrite_public.html

 

[ScrapSilicon]

Originally posted by: yllus
I am very, very bored.

 

[Queasy]

racist

 

[skim milk]

your life sucks

 

[sourceninja]

I tried to convince my french teacher she was racist, cause she tried to make me speak in french.

 

[yllus]

Haha, I got a reply!

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-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin #######
Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 4:21 PM
To: Sully ####; Ian ######
Cc: Ricky ###
Subject: RE: Cron <nobody@web001> /usr/bin/php /var/www/stable.dev.ourcompany.com/msp/scripts/public/rewrite_public.html

Hi Sully,

Crontab updated on web001 & web002 - I must say that was the best request I've received in my email in some time. Pimp speak really suits you.

I prefer the L337'ness of the following:

|-|1 $ULL'/,

(R0|\|74B UPD473D 0|\| \/\/3B001 & \/\/3B002 - 1 /\/\U57 54'/ 7|-|@ \/\/45 7|-|3 b357 r3QU357 1'\/3 r3(31\/3D 1|\| /\/\'/ 3/\/\41L 1|\| 50/\/\3 71/\/\3. p1/\/\P 5P34|< r34LL'/ 5U175 j00Z.

~KM

 

[Rastus]

You must not put much value on your career, sending stuff like that over the company email system.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: Rastus
You must not put much value on your career, sending stuff like that over the company email system.

Haha. Part of my job until very recently involved viewing site uploads, which included a large amount of pornographic and otherwise very odd content. Everyone knew this, and everyone from the VP level on down routinely came by and asked where the latest stuff was at. We've also gone, as a company, to the peelers twice in the last two weeks.

I'm very unconcerned about this e-mail.

 

[ScrapSilicon]

Originally posted by: Rastus
You must not put much value on your career, sending stuff like that over the company email system.

I get phone calls telling me to delete their emails to free up space for more ....when left work yesterday evening..was over 800 unopened(no external spam just their yadayada backandforth fwdfwd chatter) emails...probably will get a call next Tuesday