Sen majority leader Harry Reid Suffers Broken face+Ribs After Accident (or was it?)

[schmuckley]

It was Dick Cheney.

..Went hunting w/Dick Cheney :awe:

 

[highland145]

dp

 

[highland145]

Funny. That's what your mom said.

Must have used the same shitty coat hanger your did...




Well, that was ugly.:$

 

[Matt1970]

This sounds more like something Bush would have done.

 

[compuwiz1]

I can understand where there might be someone out there who would have a problem with Harry. Cliven Bundy probably did it.

 

[boomerang]

http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2015/01/harry-reid-injured-while-exercising.html

 

[MagickMan]

His wife caught him screwing around.

 

[UberNeuman]

Well, that was ugly.:$

So was your Moms....

 

[MagickMan]

So was your Moms....

How many is that?

 

[UberNeuman]

How many is that?

That's the first question your Moms asked at the filming of her first 100 man gangbang video.

 

[compuwiz1]

Maybe Harry's magic underwear caught fire. Yep, he's a Mormon. Of course Mitt caught shit for being a Mormon, but Harry doesn't, simply because he's a Democrat.

 

[crashtech]

Maybe Harry's magic underwear caught fire. Yep, he's a Mormon. Of course Mitt caught shit for being a Mormon, but Harry doesn't, simply because he's a Democrat.

I thought it was because he has so many personality issues, the Mormon part actually seemed like a plus.

 

[shady28]

It could happen...

 

[Rage187]

Pelosi took his face to pound town.

 

[Subyman]

It could happen...

Best part of the gif is the other guy not giving a shit.

 

[MagickMan]

That's the first question your Moms asked at the filming of her first 100 man gangbang video.

She didn't get that gig, your mom agreed to 200 and outbid her.


Oh. Snap.

 

[UberNeuman]

She didn't get that gig, your mom agreed to 200 and outbid her.

Your Moms dropped out because the Purina Company gave her a bag of Dog Chow to do so - they didn't feel it was right to subject 100 men to bestiality...

 

[MagickMan]

Your Moms dropped out because the Purina Company gave her a bag of Dog Chow to do so - they didn't feel it was right to subject 100 men to bestiality...

Your mom's so ugly Purina wouldn't even offer her the deal, but she did get a year's supply of Cat Chow for giving off an overpowering stink of rotten fish. D:

 

[Newell Steamer]

The Race War™ has begun,... in congress no less!!

 

[JEDIYoda]

that's what happens when you piss the Illuminati off.....

 

[werepossum]

http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2015/01/harry-reid-injured-while-exercising.html

LOL Inflatable Pelosi.

His wife caught him screwing around.

WTF? Is he married to Bigfoot?

It could happen...

I don't always laugh at idiots falling down on treadmills, but when I do, I laugh at Harry Reid.

My own theory is that one can only stretch the truth so far before it snaps and half of it comes flying back in one's face. (And chest, apparently.)