Sen majority leader Harry Reid Suffers Broken face+Ribs After Accident (or was it?)

JEDI

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http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/fir...ibs-facial-bones-after-accident-while-n278441

Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was hospitalized Thursday after he broke several ribs and facial bones in a fall caused by broken exercise equipment, his office says.


"he fell down" is the goto answer when you don't want to snitch.

So who do you think beat him up and why is he covering it up?
maybe it was a democrat that did it? :eek:

/Tin.Foil.Hat!
 

MongGrel

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http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/fir...ibs-facial-bones-after-accident-while-n278441

Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was hospitalized Thursday after he broke several ribs and facial bones in a fall caused by broken exercise equipment, his office says.


"he fell down" is the goto answer when you don't want to snitch.

So who do you think beat him up and why is he covering it up?
maybe it was a democrat that did it? :eek:

/Tin.Foil.Hat!

Not sure why a Democrat would attack a Democrat.


:colbert:
 

Subyman

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Wtf? Not everything is a conspiracy. I'm guessing the same guy that "messed up" Bono got Reid too *rolls eyes*

I don't care for Reid, but hopefully he makes a full recovery. Neat to hear he still exercises at his age.
 

boomerang

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I first suspected a light skinned African-American with no Negro dialect. Time to round up the usual suspects.

Al Sharpton is safe in this roundup.
 

Zaap

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Reid is such a dirty crook (ie MODEL Democrat), it wouldn't be too far off to believe some shady mob contact of his beat his ass. No, of course no one could ever prove that... but it would be just desserts!
 

kage69

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It was Dick Cheney.

Nah, too much work for a guy with cardiac issues, hence his penchant for 12gauge.

My money is on Grimm. He beat Harry like a boy! That'll teach Congress leadership to embarrass him with rules n shit!
 

IronWing

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Reid is such a dirty crook (ie MODEL Democrat), it wouldn't be too far off to believe some shady mob contact of his beat his ass. No, of course no one could ever prove that... but it would be just desserts!

I award you one cookie for being the first occupant of this fair forum to spell desserts correctly.
 

Fern

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Given the time of year (holidays) I'd say it's more likely he had a few drinks and tumbled down some stairs or slipped on ice etc. However, I'm perfectly willing to go with the exercise machine story.

In any case, at this point I don't see how it matters much.

Fern