Self cleaning underwear.

[IGBT]

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New fabric developed by the U.S. Air Force uses nanotechnology that "both kills bacteria, and forces liquids to bead and run off." The scientists have used the fabric to create UNDERWEAR and t-shirts, and believe it will "revolutionize" the sports apparal industry.

 

[leftyman]

so where does it run off to?

 

[trmiv]

That's all great, but the real question is, what does it do about skid marks?

 

[patentman]

Originally posted by: IGBT
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New fabric developed by the U.S. Air Force uses nanotechnology that "both kills bacteria, and forces liquids to bead and run off." The scientists have used the fabric to create UNDERWEAR and t-shirts, and believe it will "revolutionize" the sports apparal industry.

Yes, but will it get rid of the nasty racing stripe in my extra small whitey tighties? If not, it is of no use to me...

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: patentman

Originally posted by: IGBT
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New fabric developed by the U.S. Air Force uses nanotechnology that "both kills bacteria, and forces liquids to bead and run off." The scientists have used the fabric to create UNDERWEAR and t-shirts, and believe it will "revolutionize" the sports apparal industry.

Yes, but will it get rid of the nasty racing stripe in my extra small whitey tighties? If not, it is of no use to me...

..without your personal stripe ya won't know front from back.

 

[patentman]

Originally posted by: IGBT

..without your personal stripe ya won't know front from back.

Good point, but I used to switch up wearing mine front to back and back to front to make em last longer. The stripe wears out the fabric in that area, leading to unsightly holes.

 

[marulee]

I heard about this, but what happens when you wash it?

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

So instead of your clothes absorbing your perspirant and dingleberry trails, you sit in your own swamp ass all day?

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: leftyman
so where does it run off to?

Your self-cleaning socks, of course!