Segway boss Jimi Heselden dies in scooter cliff fall

[Evadman]

Welcome to the internet; where H = i((W * C)/a - P).

H = Humor
W = Wealth of victim
C = Celebrity of victim
P = Popularity of victim
a = wealth similarity coefficient (relative to observer)
i = Irony coefficient

You win the thread.

 

[zinfamous]

no google streetview of the area?the overhead shot doesnt give an impression of how steep the cliff is.

according to the article, he fell into a river and was found 5 miles downstream. it's possible that his death was due to drowning.

 

[JS80]

 

[zinfamous]

pic fail?
fixed

anyway, still lmao at Wiley Coyote pic.

 

[GoPackGo]

Don't worry, you'll have alot of company in hell. I laughed too.

Me 3

 

[QueBert]

Nobody died in my thread unless you consider the amount of trees that it takes to make wood floors, then it's a tree holocaust.

This is ATOT where death is uber hilarious, but a prank that maybe didn't even cause a cents worth a damage produces the biggest outrage possible.

As I always say when these death threads pop up

Stay classy ATOT.