So I stop at the store on the way home tonight and there's this cute, petite little blond standing at the counter next to me. She says something about looking for something (I didn't quite catch what), she starts patting down her pockets and then digging through her purse. I ask her what she's looking for.
"My keys" she says "I thought I put them in my pocket."
She had them hanging out of her back pocket.
I say "There in your back pocket."
She reaches around and sure enough, there they are.
I say, "See, aren't you glad I was checking out your BUTT? Otherwise you'd STILL be looking for them!''
She laughs and gives me a nice smile.
The girl behind the counter thought It was kinda funny too.
"My keys" she says "I thought I put them in my pocket."
She had them hanging out of her back pocket.
I say "There in your back pocket."
She reaches around and sure enough, there they are.
I say, "See, aren't you glad I was checking out your BUTT? Otherwise you'd STILL be looking for them!''
She laughs and gives me a nice smile.
The girl behind the counter thought It was kinda funny too.
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