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Secret.

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shilala

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Bullshyt. I ran out of deodorant yesterday and thought I had a couple backups in the cupboard. I was wrong.
I used the woman's Secret deodorant. I really packed it on because it was baby powder pretty smelling.
In one hour's time my daughter told me I smelled like a goat. She also asked that I get a shower. I already did.
I just took another shower and I'm going to go get some deodorant. 😀 I tried a different Secret deodorant I found this time. Wish me luck. 😉
 
Is there really a difference between men's and women's deoderants? I know the main ingredient in each is that Aluminum Zicronium crap. But whenever I use a man's, a swear it just doesn't work right for me.
 
Originally posted by: jaysgirl
Is there really a difference between men's and women's deoderants? I know the main ingredient in each is that Aluminum Zicronium crap. But whenever I use a man's, a swear it just doesn't work right for me.
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My sister actually buys men's deoderant because she likes it better. 😕
 
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
there is a gay joke in there somewhere, I know there is
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Something like in gay bar he has to say the name of his penis to get a drink. He says he calls it "Secret" becuase it is strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
 
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink".

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan Just Do It.

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies."

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job 1."

Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the
customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
 
Originally posted by: jaysgirl
Is there really a difference between men's and women's deoderants? I know the main ingredient in each is that Aluminum Zicronium crap. But whenever I use a man's, a swear it just doesn't work right for me.
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Me neither.
 
Originally posted by: Sheepathon
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink".

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan Just Do It.

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies."

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job 1."

Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the
customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
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:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: blinky8225
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
there is a gay joke in there somewhere, I know there is
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Something like in gay bar he has to say the name of his penis to get a drink. He says he calls it "Secret" becuase it is strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
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Wow do I love that joke! AHAH GREAT!
 
I went out and picked up 5 shiny new sticks of deodorant (some dvds, a vga card, snickers cookies and some saran wrap, too). I'm heading for my third shower of the day.
I've been out of sorts all day over this deodorant thing. Doesn't take much to screw up my world. 😉
 
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