SECRET to meeting men FOUND!!!!

[Hayabusa Rider]

The flip side of wimmen having things easy is that it's sometimes like stepping in crap and then having to chase all the flies away.

 

[J0hnny]

Hey, don't parody my thread! I was serious!

 

[vi edit]

walking around like this helps

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Hey, don't parody my thread! I was serious!

Oh yeah, thanks for the straight up dope mack daddy pimp fly technique homie! You can pull any fine shorty with that trick daddy-o

 

[conjur]

men are easy.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: Bumrush99

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Sometimes it might not be so easy even with beer goggles

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Thanks, there is now cinnamon toast crunch all over my monitor

OMFG... I would love to pop those pimples all over myself

OMFG. :Q

 

[MithShrike]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Sometimes it might not be so easy even with beer goggles

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Thanks, dry heaving is not fun. It's a good thing I haven't eaten anything yet.

 

[Brutuskend]

SECRET to meeting men FOUND!!!!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
SECRET to meeting men FOUND!!!!

T.H. ALERT!

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
It doesn't take much really. Just a little eye contact and a "hi". That's about it.

A little bit of nipples always help.

 

[FoBoT]

i like key lime pie

 

[brigden]

Great lines to use on women:

"Pull yer top up and let's have 'em out for the lads."

or

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
SECRET to meeting men FOUND!!!!

T.H. ALERT!

T.H.=The HOOTERS?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
SECRET to meeting men FOUND!!!!

T.H. ALERT!

T.H.=The HOOTERS?

seriously? hahahaha

no.....

 

[The Sauce]

Myh wife won me over with a match of ro-sham-bo on the first date.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Triumph
Unless you're ugly.

I dunno.... that doesn't seem to matter at closing time

I always followed the rule "go ugly early". That way, come 2 oclock, I've landed upper-ugly and I don't have to chew my arm off to escape the Sasquatch I'd taken home the night before.

OMG, that is beautiful quote material. I LOVE it. Thanx!




KeyserSoze

 

[Mandos]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: ndee

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: ndee

Originally posted by: moshquerade
It doesn't take much really. Just a little eye contact and a "hi". That's about it.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaever!

hi ndee :lips:

yada yada, I want my iPod!

not on the first date

lmfao, you two are funny

 

[SithSolo1]

I sooo don't fall for that.

wait wait...yes I do.


I for the life of me can't actually start a conversation with a girl even with the help of alcohol but if a girl starts it I can keeping it going till we both pass out from lack of breath.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
It doesn't take much really. Just a little eye contact and a "hi". That's about it.

You must have boobs and no wiener in order to qualify.

 

[PingSpike]

SECRET TO MEETING MEN FOUND: DON'T LIVE ON MARS. AND EVEN IF YOU'RE ON MARS WE ARE AS WE SPEAK WORKING ON A WAY TO MEET YOU. PLEASE FIX ROBOT MARS WOMEN. AND SEND PICS.