scrotum story guaranteed to make you squirm

[amish]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/indiana-scrotum-horror-769123

The victim, 57, told police that he was working at his computer when Reber, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, “walked into his house uninvited,” according to a Muncie Police Department report that will make every guy wince. The man said Reber screamed at him to “call the fucking police” before launching her assault.

Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.

A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

*shudder* Ball Memorial indeed

 

[Merad]

Why..... why, did I click on this thread?

 

[chusteczka]

Nice pic of a squish ball on that linked page.

What was happening on his computer that his scrotum was available for grabbing?

 

[chubbyfatazn]

And that, kids, is why you never stick your dick in crazy.

 

[Lithium381]

this is why you need a 9mm at your desk at all times. . . . castle law

 

[Lithium381]

he should be entitled to her entire estate. she took away the possibility that he could ever have kids and he should be duly compensated

 

[RavenSEAL]

this is why you need a 9mm at your desk at all times. . . . castle law

9mm? Bitch please, this calls for .50

 

[xanis]

9mm? Bitch please, this calls for .50

Nothing less than a mounted Browning .50 will do for this crazy bitch.

 

[MayorOfAmerica]

He was treated at Ball memorial hospital? Life is too fucking weird.

 

[Ichinisan]

"working" at his computer.

:hmm:

With his scrotum exposed to be torn?

:awe:

 

[superccs]

Another guy named Scar Sack.

 

[RPD]

Why..... why, did I click on this thread?

This and

And that, kids, is why you never stick your dick in crazy.

this.

 

[Spacehead]

he should be entitled to her entire estate. she took away the possibility that he could ever have kids and he should be duly compensated

The victim, 57...

Having kids is the least of his worries at this point, i would think.

 

[CZroe]

Pretty sure this is entrapment with cybersex. She knew what he was doing because she arranged it.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

How is this not seuxal assault? If a man ripped a woman's vagina into pieces he'd probably get life for rape and torture.

 

[brainhulk]

Obviously she's a follower of the iron hand style

 

[yhelothar]

He was treated at Ball memorial hospital? Life is too fucking weird.

:awe:

 

[Ichinisan]

How is this not seuxal assault? If a man ripped a woman's vagina into pieces he'd probably get life for rape and torture.

I'm pretty sure that will be one of the charges.