Screw you SPIDERS!

Evadman

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Had a bet with a buddy of mine who would make a higher percent on their portfolio. He made a little under 8%, I made 28.97%. Woot!

Who need SPIDERS? Bah, they made nothin.

Feel freee to make your Syringer comment now :D
 

Zim Hosein

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I need to hire you to watch over my investments Evadman!

Oh, and ummm... spider! :evil:
 

DaveSimmons

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Yes, in any one year, many funds and individuals will outperform the S&amp;P 500. Over time, most of them will not.

Plus, if you buy and hold an S&amp;P 500 mutual fund or ETF, you can ignore it for the next 20 years, instead of trying to time the buying and selling of individual stocks.

I'd much rather read a book, watch a movie, play a game or even nef here than spend time managing stocks, but I realize some people do enjoy it.
 

Ulfwald

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