Screw all you bastards!

[shortylickens]

Good night,
sleep tight,
and I sincerely hope bed bugs chew your fuckin nutsack off!

 

[sixone]

G'night, Short. Rest well, and dream of large women.

 

[Mixolydian]

Another sexless night for shorty. Poor guy.

 

[JulesMaximus]

How did you know my momma wasn't married to my pops?

 

[IronWing]

When you wish upon a star
God will buy you a brand new car
When you wish upon a star
Dreams come true

 

[OverVolt]

I like shortylickens

 

[HamburgerBoy]

When you wish upon a star
God will buy you a brand new car
When you wish upon a star
Dreams come true

pagan

 

[mizzou]

I like shortylickens

I like cheese

Therefore

Shortylickens=cheese

 

[sdifox]

you should just come back to the neffing thread

 

[BoomerD]

Did Shorty get kicked out of Hooters...AGAIN?

 

[2timer]

Troll thread, troll reported.

 

[Mixolydian]

Troll thread, troll reported.

 

[Heller]

shorty,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

 

[CZroe]

I am suddenly furiously itching everywhere

Spoiler

, which seems to happen after midnight every night these last couple weeks. I would suspect bedbugs, but I'm at work when it happens half of the time.

 

[Rifter]

Ill let you sleep, but you have to make them stop first.

 

[Mixolydian]

welp my nutsack is still intact!

 

[brainhulk]

 

[shortylickens]

GOOD NIGHT BITCHES!!!


I hope none of you dies horribly during the night!

 

[Mixolydian]

good night shorty

 

[lxskllr]

When you wish upon a star
God will buy you a brand new car
When you wish upon a star
Dreams come true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qev-i9-VKlY

 

[Rhezuss]

I hope you make some hot wet dream and soil your face with your manly fluids while sleeping. Good night Shorty! Oh and tomorrow morning, wash your face first thing then brush your teeth.

 

[shortylickens]

I hope you make some hot wet dream and soil your face with your manly fluids while sleeping. Good night Shorty! Oh and tomorrow morning, wash your face first thing then brush your teeth.

I cant ejaculate.

Fucking medications.....

 

[Mixolydian]

I cant ejaculate.

Fucking medications.....

it is a small price to pay if it helps you become mentally balanced

 

[RU482]

whoa, which med does that?

 

[Mixolydian]

whoa, which med does that?

SSRI's