Scratching your balls in polite public

[Vegitto]

As some people hate to be seen scratching their family jewels, I love doing that. I love the look on people's faces when we're all like "Yeah, that entrcote tasted good, but it was a little overpriced.", and I put my hand down my pants and start scratching my balls.

What are your opinions about this?

 

[HardcoreRobot]

not down the pants, but yeah...

 

[mobobuff]

I don't openly do it, but if there's a bad itch in need of some scratchin', I'll try to sneak in a few scratches. Not putting my hands in my pants, of course. If it's that bad I'll just go to the bathroom and scratch at my leisure.

 

[sniperruff]

go into the bathroom and scratch all you want.

 

[alien42]

if you are scratching the boys i would suggest visiting the doctor cause itching is not natural down there. now re-positioning the boys is a whole different story.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
go into the bathroom and scratch all you want.

That's not the idea. It's supposed to provoke people, the scratching is just a bonus .

 

[Megatomic]

Why do you balls itch so badly? Time to get the crabs medicine for your junk...

 

[Rastus]

There was a supervisor where I worked that would reach into his pants and start playing with himself when he was in conversation. I don't think he realized he was putting a show on.

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: sniperruff
go into the bathroom and scratch all you want.

That's not the idea. It's supposed to provoke people, the scratching is just a bonus .

whiping it out has a better effect. why don't you do that instead?

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: sniperruff

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: sniperruff
go into the bathroom and scratch all you want.

That's not the idea. It's supposed to provoke people, the scratching is just a bonus .

whiping it out has a better effect. why don't you do that instead?

Good idea. I'll try that next time .

 

[Rastus]

Your poll doesn't ask if it's ok for females to dig a trench in public.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Rastus
Your poll doesn't ask if it's ok for females to dig a trench in public.

Added. Thanks for the suggestion.

 

[Wag]

I just have my girlfriend do it for me. Crosses that whole "gender gap" issue...

 

[Vegitto]

 

[Squisher]

Scratching is one of life's great pleasures, but it's not to be done in public.



Having your back crack while scratching is almost orgasmic.

 

[JoeKing]

If I don't scratch or adjust I'll go crazy! It's seriously something that's impossible to ignore!

 

[SouthPaW1227]

I do it as unconspicuously as possible, but sometimes "adjustments" are absolutely necessary.

My g/f doesn't mind me doing in. I drive a coupe, and EVERY TIME I get in my seat I hafta adjust due to the angle of entry, so she's used to it. Also, she's had a few wedgies herself and you just turn around and pop 'em out. No biggie

 

[Adica]

A quick scratch or adjustment is fine, but digging in ? Nah, go somewhere private.

 

[vshah]

sometimes it can't be helped
when its really cold i'll sit with my hand down my pants just to keep the boys warm...

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: vshah
sometimes it can't be helped
when its really cold i'll sit with my hand down my pants just to keep the boys warm...

Are "the boys" your hands? You're balls aren't supposed to be kept warm.