Scotty doesn?t know
That Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she?s in church
But she doesn?t go still she?s on her knees and
Scotty doesn?t know
Oh Scotty doesn?t know
So don?t tell Scotty
Scotty doesn?t know
Scotty doesn?t know
So don?t tell Scotty
Fiona says she?s out shoppin
But she?s under me and I?m not stoppin
Cuz Scotty doesn?t know
Scotty doesn?t know
Scotty doesn?t know
Scotty doesn?t know
So don?t tell Scotty
Scotty doesn?t know
Don?t tell Scotty
I can?t believe he?s so trustin
While I?m right behind you thrustin (--oooo--)
Fiona?s got him on the phone
Yeah, she?s tryin not moan
It?s a three way call and he knows nothing, nothing