Scientists teleport an "object"

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Heck with transporters. We need replicators!


1. "Tea. Earl Gray. Hot!"

2. "Gold Bullion. 50lbs. Shiney!"

3. "Jessica Alba. Naked. Hot!"


:shocked:

4. "Staples $500 off $500 coupon"

LOL! We all have our own priorities, eh?


Seriously though, the U.S. government has had the basics of teleportation under wraps since they captured that weather balloon at Roswell. They've figured it out pretty well since then, and they've been stealing socks out of peoples' dryers for decades now as a test of the system.

 

[Jeff7]

Has there been any independent confirmation of this yet? I remember stories about people producing cold fusion, but those claims were later disproven, and the phenomena observed was shown to be the result of some other reaction, definitely not fusion.

 

[VanTheMan]

Originally posted by: everman

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Heck with transporters. We need replicators!


1. "Tea. Earl Gray. Hot!"

2. "Gold Bullion. 50lbs. Shiney!"

3. "Jessica Alba. Naked. Hot!"


:shocked:

Ya it sure worked out well for the Ancients :disgust: We'd end up being defeated by a giant clone army of Naked Albas drinking Earl Gray.

What a way to go though, huh?

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: mwmorph
awesome, now we need live material testing, maybe start with a dandelion.

Yeah, because a dandelion is "small" in scientific terms. :roll:

compared to a human or even a genmeric white mouse, yes. It has vastly fewer genes, no central nurveous system and if you fvck up 11ty billion times, no one will protest.

Except vegans and stuff. I'd say, try it with a bacteria or a single cell.

you realize vegans eat veggies right?