Scientists find 'oldest human ancestor',m

[baydude]

This is what we used to look like

Turns out we were an offspring of aliens

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-38800987

 

[nakedfrog]

Pretty cool.

 

[PJFrylar]

"The researchers were unable to find any evidence that the animal had an anus, which suggests that it consumed food and excreted from the same orifice."

 

[lxskllr]

"The researchers were unable to find any evidence that the animal had an anus, which suggests that it consumed food and excreted from the same orifice."

You can find its direct descendants in p&n

 

[Imp]

With fire.

 

[IronWing]

I approve of the mouth, for reasons.

 

[Herr Kutz]

Thought they found Adam. What a disappointment.

 

[werepossum]

This is what we used to look like

Turns out we were an offspring of aliens

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-38800987

I know some people like that.

"The researchers were unable to find any evidence that the animal had an anus, which suggests that it consumed food and excreted from the same orifice."

I know some people like that too.

I approve of the mouth, for reasons.

lol It's ribbed - for your pleasure. Plus, you know, oral and anal at the same time . . .

 

[blankslate]

from the article

The researchers were unable to find any evidence that the animal had an anus, which suggests that it consumed food and excreted from the same orifice.

Sort of like many of our politicians and celebrities these days...

Oh and I originally read Scientologists Find Oldest Human Ancestor....

Good thing I reread it properly before replying.

 

[SKORPI0]

Saccorhytus was about a millimetre in size, and is thought to have lived between grains of sand on the sea bed.
Saccorhytus was also covered with a thin, relatively flexible skin and muscles. It probably moved around by wriggling

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

"The researchers were unable to find any evidence that the animal had an anus, which suggests that it consumed food and excreted from the same orifice."

Brings an entirely new meaning to the phrase "potty mouth."

 

[NesuD]

Wasn't that thing in one of the resident evil movies?

 

[kage69]

Looks like a tiny Beholder from D&D!

I know Trump just had a moth named after him, but I feel this critter that shits out of it's mouth is vastly more deserving of the honor. Too bad.

 

[BurnItDwn]

You can find its direct descendants in p&n

This is the part where somebody links that owl meme that says O'Rly .. because owl pellets ....

 

[cbrunny]

Woah. Southpark spoofed something that hadn't even been discovered yet...

 

[kage69]

Woah. Southpark spoofed something that hadn't even been discovered yet...

Nope. 2 alimentary openings being reversed != using one opening for both entrance and exit.

Good episode though!

 

[zinfamous]

hahahaha, that stupid asshole doesn't even have a notochord!

I am so much better than Pre-Cambrian zinfamous.

 

[cbrunny]

Nope. 2 alimentary openings being reversed != using one opening for both entrance and exit.

hear that? thats the sound of all the fun being sucked right out of this thread. there it goes....

 

[Chaotic42]

You can find its direct descendants in p&n

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