Scientists Discover Venom From the Most Poisonous Spider Gives 4 hour Erections

Amused

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Brazilian Spider May Become Next Viagra
By Carolyn Salazar
Published March 08, 2011| Fox News Latino

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Photo composite by Fox News Latino


Who would imagine that a poisonous, eight-legged creature from Brazil could boost your sex life?

Researchers at the Medical College of Georgia say venom from a spider native to Central and South America give people four-hour erections, and could possibly cure some of the worst cases of impotence – cases not even Viagra could adequately treat.

Phoneutria nigriventer, sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders or banana spiders, are hairy and unsightly little creatures said to have some of the world’s most toxic venoms. Aside from four hours of supposed pleasure, the venom will also incapacitate a person’s muscle control, cause severe pain and trigger breathing problems. In some cases – if left untreated – it could lead to death, according to a story in the Daily Mail of London.

The spider is so toxic, in fact, it was named the world’s most venomous spider by the Guinness World Records last year.

But this same spider has the potential of becoming the next Viagra.

Studies underway at Georgia Health Sciences University’s medical college in Augusta, Ga., explored why men accidentally bitten by the spider suddenly enjoyed a better sex life.

In a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine last December, Dr. Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, experimented with rats with erection problems. One of the molecules, called PnTx2-6, was stripped from the spider’s toxins and administered to the rats – giving them a prolonged erection that was side-effect free.

‘We found the toxin responsible [for the erections], and performed experiments using hypertensive rats which have severe erectile dysfunction,” Nunes told the Daily Mail. “The toxin was able to normalize the erectile dysfunction in these animals.”


Read more: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2011/03/08/brazilian-spider-viagra/#ixzz1G3Wy6Spz
 

sandorski

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Great, now people are gonna start sticking their penises into funnel webs.
 

Gibsons

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How do they find such fucked up animals to test on?

You either look real hard :awe:, or you engineer them that way.

paranoia
edit: oh yeah, look for Pfizer, Merck et. al. to either exterminate or patent and farm the spiders.
/paranoia
 

lupi

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wow, how did they know:


Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.
 

joesmoke

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i once gave a spider a 4 hour erection... but that was during my college days, im a different person now
 

Anonemous

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damn they have rat models for erectile dysfunction?

/already knew about the spider
//that spider is mean and sometimes hides in banana cargo that goes to your supermarket...
///probably the same spider that was the basis for the Arachnophobia movie
 
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Nik

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This is not news at all. First, you linked Foxnews. Second, this information has been known for ages.

I mean, shit, there's even a Cracked article about it that's ages old.