Scientist Burns Penis with Hot Laptop

ultimatebob

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Jul 1, 2001
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This story shows yet another good reason why you should keep your pants on while you're using your computer!

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LONDON (Reuters) - Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis.
The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done.

"The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday.

Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.

"This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added.
 

acidvoodoo

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Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR
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Yo Ma Ma

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Even though there are probably more posts re: the scientist's unfortunate incident than there are blisters on his uh.. "lap", it is just the kind of story that makes you want to post about it here, eh?
 

HappyPuppy

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Damn, I can't believe how many scientists cooked their whangs with their laptops in the last couple of days. It must be the moon.