School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

[Don Vito Corleone]

From Yahoo!:

CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.
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Is that a giant burrito in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

 

[yllus]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

GHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[alien42]

thats a big a$$ burrito and a priceless story

 

[Kalvin00]

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

rool;

 

[Xionide]

Well at least the principle has a humor about it and isnt declaring some freak "No uber burritos on campus" rule or something.

 

[Appledrop]

"a flour tortilla folded around a filling." Learn something new every day!

 

[ribbon13]

Yum. Lucky bastard should have gone to jail. No middleschooler deserves something that sounds so delicious.

 

[91TTZ]

"A burrito that large can feed 25 terrorists!"

 

[nakedfrog]

LOL

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

haha

 

[DaWhim]

lol

 

[loup garou]

Damn. I'd be pissed if they ruined that burrito. Sounds awesome.

 

[K1052]

The bomb squad should have detonated it just to be safe.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: werk
Damn. I'd be pissed if they ruined that burrito. Sounds awesome.

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[Spamela]

i bet you could do a lot of damage with a 30 inch burrito.

 

[91TTZ]

After sampling the delicious giant burrito, the Police chief exclaimed, "I hereby declare the bathroom a disaster area"

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

Originally posted by: Xionide
Well at least the principle has a humor about it and isnt declaring some freak "No uber burritos on campus" rule or something.

HAHA

 

[Sheepathon]

something "long and wrapped," are you kidding me

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: Xionide
Well at least the principle has a humor about it and isnt declaring some freak "No uber burritos on campus" rule or something.

ROFL

but that's a big ass burrito for a middle schooler

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
After sampling the delicious giant burrito, the Police chief exclaimed, "I hereby declare the bathroom a disaster area"

Fox News reports a Brown Terror Threat Level.

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: K1052
The bomb squad should have detonated it just to be safe.

I have heard of explosive burritos, but...

 

[Baked]

30" Burrito? What's that, the Grande size? I've seen a burrito so damn big. Must've use at least 3 bowls of rice.

 

[Anonemous]

at least no one got injured. Hmmm where can you get a 30 in burrito in CA... hmmm hungry... last super burrito I ate was in NM. Now that was only 12 in. but 6 in. in width.

 

[BW86]

RORLF ahahahaha