School Boots 3 Girls in 'Underpants'

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School Boots 3 Girls in 'Underpants'
By Associated Press
2 hours ago

LONG BEACH, N.Y. - A high school principal has decreed that Captain Underpants has no place in an institution of learning. Three 17-year-old girls were told to leave Long Beach High School on Wednesday after they showed up on Superhero Day costumed as the subject of the best-selling children's books.

"I didn't know which superhero it was, not that it mattered," said Principal Nicholas Restivo.

The girls depicted this superhero _ who has battled, among other things, talking toilets and the infamous Professor Poopypants _ by wearing beige leotards and nude stockings under white briefs and red capes.

"Yes, I know they weren't naked," Restivo said. "But the appearance was that they were naked."

"They're not see-through or anything," said one of the girls, Chelsea Horowitz, an honor student and softball player. "All the teachers thought it was cute."

But Restivo made his decree: There would be no visible underpants in his hallways.

And thus, Horowitz and fellow seniors Ashley Imhof and Eliana Levin went home to change back into their mortal attire.

 
Oct 4, 2004
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School 'Boots' gives the impression they were expelled or something.

They were just sent home - no big deal. Kids are stupid these days. Flash your underpants on MySpace like the other cam-hos.
 
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Leotard is such a funny word. If I were friends with Leonardo diCaprio that would be the nickname I give him.
 

SaltBoy

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Leotard is such a funny word. If I were friends with Leonardo diCaprio that would be the nickname I give him.
Ever seen "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" :)

 

txrandom

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This was a book I read in elementary school... and it's not appropriate for high school.
 

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Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey
So I take it he sends every guy that's sagging home too right?

He could just give them some twine to secure their pants.
 

isasir

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Saw the pics in today's Newsday. One girl is cute, one's a bit heavy, and I don't remember what the third girl looks like.

Edit: :camera:
 

Sphexi

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Originally posted by: isasir
Saw the pics in today's Newsday. One girl is cute, one's a bit heavy, and I don't remember what the third girl looks like.

Edit: :camera:

Pfft...nothing showing there. More skin with a bikini or low-cut shirt on, that's just stupid.
 

b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: Sphexi
TTIWWOP


They're 17 so you're a pervert

Let them incubate for 6 months and you can try to have sex with them all you want and you'll still be an upstanding member of society...