I found this on a Sox forum and thought the Sox fans here would appreciate it:
Schilling: "I want Francona as manager."
Theo: "Done."
Schilling: "My wife can't take direct sunlight, and I
want her to come to some games not played in
Minnesota."
Theo: "We'll hang Ramiro Mendoza from the roof above
her head to absorb the UV rays. No problem there."
Schilling: "Ok, and, uh, I'm gonna need
all-you-can-eat ice cream in the clubhouse,
year-round."
*Theo looks at JWH, who nods slowly*
Theo: "I've just been informed that we've purchased
Ben & Jerry's, Inc."
Schilling: "That'll do it then. What good is salary if
you can't have ice cream, after all? Where do I sign?"
Schilling: "I want Francona as manager."
Theo: "Done."
Schilling: "My wife can't take direct sunlight, and I
want her to come to some games not played in
Minnesota."
Theo: "We'll hang Ramiro Mendoza from the roof above
her head to absorb the UV rays. No problem there."
Schilling: "Ok, and, uh, I'm gonna need
all-you-can-eat ice cream in the clubhouse,
year-round."
*Theo looks at JWH, who nods slowly*
Theo: "I've just been informed that we've purchased
Ben & Jerry's, Inc."
Schilling: "That'll do it then. What good is salary if
you can't have ice cream, after all? Where do I sign?"
